Craig 6700 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Newcastle United launch sexy lingerie range for that special Geordie lass A new line of sexy lingerie has been launched for Newcastle United's female supporters, which is sure to have Joey Barton kicking himself for leaving St James' Park. Ladies throughout Tyneside, and their male pals, are sure to be giving a big old thumbs up to the new line, which looks set to bring a new meaning to the 'Angel of the North'. Featuring the club's classic black and white colour scheme, the intimate yet classy collection features suspenders, bras and camisoles. There are also some lace French knickers - perhaps in tribute to the club's three new signings from across the channel this summer, Lille's Yohan Cabaye, Lens' Mehdi Abeid, and Sylvain Marveaux from Rennes. Pulses are normally racing on match day, but Newcastle hope the buzz can continue long after a win when their female supporters kit-up for bed in their favourite team's colours - emblazoned with that famous badge. Hopefully, excitable Toon owner Mike Ashley stays well away from the range though - after he was recently spotted gyrating on a boozy night out. Practising his strip moves in a karaoke club in Mansfield, millionaire Ashley went down to his socks and attempted to dance to the Full Monty tune You Can Leave Your Hat On - not the prettiest sight indeed. Prices for the Premier League lingerie go from the top-of-the-range £27 for black suspenders, £15 for French knickers and £7 for garters. The products are now available to buy in the Newcastle United online shop. Newcastle's entrance to the sexy underwear market makes them one of the first - but not quite number one after Wolves became the early market leaders with a pioneering, but not wholelly high-quality, lingerie offering . PICTURES: Check out the full saucy range here Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/8746...s#ixzz1XBq5jNSN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Mentioned in another thread. How fucking cheap and nasty btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 No one but you will think your lass looks sexy in our overpriced cheap looking shit. But she will still reward you with lashings of hot sex if you buy it. Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 That lass off twitter Stevie loves should get some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Mentioned in another thread. How fucking cheap and nasty btw? Is she indeed? Wouldn't happen to know her number by any chance, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 Suprised he hasn't lobbed 'Score Draws' on them tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Demba Bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Wa hey! the lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Only cups we're gonna see as Newcastle supporters. Take the bra off and there's two extra points we'll have. Fnarr, fnarr, fnarr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Been done, Craig. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=31414 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Demba Bra. Targets identified for January window: John Pantsil Knickerlas Anelka Lee Cattermole (always suspendered) Teddy Sherringham Any Athletic Bilbao players (all Basques) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Demba Bra. Targets identified for January window: John Pantsil Knickerlas Anelka Lee Cattermole (always suspendered) Teddy Sherringham Any Athletic Bilbao players (all Basques) Potential target mentioned on tribalfootball Stevie G (string) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Steve Nippol (Liverpool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 Alex Thong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Peter Croutch (-less knickers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 BBC Sport website saying this is in the Metro: Newcastle United have launched a new line of lingerie for their female supporters, which features French knickers in a tribute to Yohan Cabaye, Mehdi Abeid, and Sylvain Marveaux - the trio of stars they signed from Ligue 1 clubs in the summer. Fuck me, it's the shite you would expect from The Tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Heard they are looking into some extra support for the back, Giovanni van Broncorset has been mentioned twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 BBC Sport website saying this is in the Metro: Newcastle United have launched a new line of lingerie for their female supporters, which features French knickers in a tribute to Yohan Cabaye, Mehdi Abeid, and Sylvain Marveaux - the trio of stars they signed from Ligue 1 clubs in the summer. Fuck me, it's the shite you would expect from The Tit. Apparently all the papers were briefed about this. I'll get me (petti) coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ashleys turning our club from a proud club to a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) is somebody raping deadman's account, or is this how he usually posts? Edited September 7, 2011 by Aeris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Gusset Poyet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Gusset Poyet. Some sort of telepathic thing going on here, I was just about to put that like really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9987 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ashleys turning our club from a proud club to a joke Brothels, dogs and Mary Poppins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 We should've signed Rod Fanni a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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