snakehips 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I couldn't decide which thread this should have gone in (Xmas Decs or A Man Thing), so I started a new one. Oooooh, sooooo.......revolutionary! Is it just our house, or does everyone get 'festive toilet rolls'???? Every year, mrs hips buys a load of said toilet rolls. I cannot think what for, as one bit of paper (multiplied by personal preference ) is as good as another for this business. Well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22736 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Jesus wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 Jesus wept. 70256[/snapback] It's good for drying tears as well, of course. Glad you brought that up. Especially as it's Our Lord Jesus' day soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 What's Jesus got to do with Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 The Maggie Thatcher loo roll you used to be able to get in the 80's was quality like. Just reminded me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 The Maggie Thatcher loo roll you used to be able to get in the 80's was quality like. Just reminded me. 70263[/snapback] That rings a bell. There have been a number of novelty bog rolls over the years - can't think of one flippin example right now though I suspect a sunlun one would have been available?? (on N-O shopping emporium, per chance?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22736 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 The Maggie Thatcher loo roll you used to be able to get in the 80's was quality like. Just reminded me. 70263[/snapback] That rings a bell. There have been a number of novelty bog rolls over the years - can't think of one flippin example right now though I suspect a sunlun one would have been available?? (on N-O shopping emporium, per chance?) 70265[/snapback] Would you be brave enough to buy it by itself though, or are you a botter like Gemmill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 The Maggie Thatcher loo roll you used to be able to get in the 80's was quality like. Just reminded me. 70263[/snapback] That rings a bell. There have been a number of novelty bog rolls over the years - can't think of one flippin example right now though I suspect a sunlun one would have been available?? (on N-O shopping emporium, per chance?) 70265[/snapback] Would you be brave enough to buy it by itself though, or are you a botter like Gemmill? 70267[/snapback] Ahm nails me, lyke. Nee botha to buy loo rolls, or 'wumen's stuff' for that matter. (that's the closest tough-guy smilie I can use). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I brought some 100 dollar bill bog roll back from New York last year, I intended to keep it in the bathroom for show but inevitably I got caught short when there was no arse rag in the house and had to break into it. I sharp regreted my decision, worst arse rag I ever did use, arse cut to ribbons and it wasn't even a Saturday night at Camp David! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 My mam always gets xmas kitchen roll. She once got this kitchen roll which had little hands on it, scared the shit out of me, looked like the wall on the end of Blair Witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Kieron Dyer's toilet roll is made of £50 notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Kieron Dyer's toilet roll is made of £50 notes. 70375[/snapback] With singed edges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 It's all that curry he eats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Did anyone see the story in the papers today about ex-mackem Sean Thornton? Says he's cleaned up his act, stopped drinking and denies ever setting fire to £50 notes on a night out. Now he's at Doncaster he probably amuses himself by melting down 20p's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22736 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Did anyone see the story in the papers today about ex-mackem Sean Thornton? Says he's cleaned up his act, stopped drinking and denies ever setting fire to £50 notes on a night out. Now he's at Doncaster he probably amuses himself by melting down 20p's. 70496[/snapback] I wasn't aware he had a problem tbh. Wasn't he their best player? Says it all I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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