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I was thinking about the demise of Danny Baker's sausage-sandwich-game (as you do), and got to thinking of bacon sarnies. Now this is very scientific, so I want you to be honest with the survey (It's going to be published in Lancet. Maybe), so I don't want you all to just say Green Party. Okay.

 

Most folk enjoy a bacon sarnie (I can hear your stomachs rumbling), and there is always the 'right' way to have them, but how do you like them?

 

Back or Streaky - Streaky for me

 

Rind on or off - See above, so not much rind already on it.

 

Smoked or Unsmoked - Unsmoked for me

 

Fried or grilled - Grilled for me.

 

Lightly cooked or well done - As near to cremated as possible for me - just going to the brittle state.

 

Bread or buns - Prefer buns, but will slum it with bread if there's no fresh buns.

 

Butter on your bread/buns or naked - A very light skim of butter on my buns for me.

 

Sauce - red, brown, or none - For me, it has to be none. Sauce on a bacon sarnie is just plain wrong to me.

 

I'd also like to hear from our veggie friends - have you ever been tempted, or actually sucumbed, to falling off the vegetable lifestyle for a bacon sarnie? Be honest now!

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i prefer back bacon its got more meat on it streaky bacon is shit it almost dissapears in the pan when you cook it. so my fav way is

 

back bacon

 

i also prefer unsmoked bacon to smoked

 

i prefer it fried in the pan

 

buns i prefer those round type ones baps or like bagel type

 

i prefer brown sauce i used to like it with tomoto ketchup but changed now

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Back or Streaky - Back.

 

Rind on or off - On

 

Smoked or Unsmoked - Unsmoked

 

Fried or grilled - Fried in butter.

 

Lightly cooked or well done - So the rind is crispy.

 

Bread or buns - Has to be wholemeal brown.

 

Butter on your bread/buns or naked - Gotta have more butter.

 

Sauce - Heinz ketchup. Course they don't do it anymore but the Lea & Perrins table sauce was perfect with a bacon sarnie. Have yet to try it but I reckon HP Guinnes would be belting.

 

The bacon sarnie is one of the best things about British cuisine. :D

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Bread or buns - Has to be wholemeal brown.

 

Butter on your bread/buns or naked - Gotta have more butter.

you fucking mentalist

Different world doon there man, different people, different tastes.

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Back

Rind off

Unsmoked

Grilled

Well done

Bun

Loads of butter

Ketchup. Brown sauce is fucking disgusting.

 

I hardly ever make them like as I hate using the grill and only buy sliced wholemeal bread which is the worst possible bread for a bacon sarnie.

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Back

Rind off

Unsmoked

Grilled

Well done

Bun

Loads of butter

Ketchup. Brown sauce is fucking disgusting.

 

I hardly ever make them like as I hate using the grill and only buy sliced wholemeal bread which is the worst possible bread for a bacon sarnie.

On anything else it is, it's perfect on bacon, tomato sauce ruins it.

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Back

Rind off

Unsmoked

Grilled

Well done

Bun

Loads of butter

Ketchup. Brown sauce is fucking disgusting.

 

I hardly ever make them like as I hate using the grill and only buy sliced wholemeal bread which is the worst possible bread for a bacon sarnie.

On anything else it is, it's perfect on bacon, tomato sauce ruins it.

 

Nee way. A part of me dies every time I see a beautiful bacon sandwich getting smothered in brown sauce. :D

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Back

Rind off

Unsmoked

Grilled

Well done

Bun

Loads of butter

Ketchup. Brown sauce is fucking disgusting.

 

I hardly ever make them like as I hate using the grill and only buy sliced wholemeal bread which is the worst possible bread for a bacon sarnie.

On anything else it is, it's perfect on bacon, tomato sauce ruins it.

My dad likes to eat just brown sauce and bread. The filthy bastard.

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Message from the Colonies :

 

What the hell is a Sarnie?

 

You English bastards export your language to the rest of the world, then refuse to speak it yourselves.

 

It's a Sandwich.

 

Next person who I hear say Sarnie or Crimbo instead of Christmas is getting stabbed in the eye.

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