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Thanks to everyone who has submitted questions for the Chronicle to put to Newcastle. We've been shortlisting the most frequently asked questions this morning and will be submitting a list of 15 to the club this afternoon.
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Thanks to everyone who has submitted questions for the Chronicle to put to Newcastle. We've been shortlisting the most frequently asked questions this morning and will be submitting a list of 15 to the club this afternoon.

 

 

See this is whats going to happen here.

 

Just as we've had a little laugh putting together some "funny" questions, Mike and Dec are going to have a lark and put together some shit jokey answers only this being calamity united, the jokey answers will get sent by mistake. Nailed on.

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Thanks to everyone who has submitted questions for the Chronicle to put to Newcastle. We've been shortlisting the most frequently asked questions this morning and will be submitting a list of 15 to the club this afternoon.

 

There are probably only 15 questions received that aren't riddled with multiple expletives.

 

 

Seriously though, what is the fucking point of this exercise? Inane, drivelling questions responded by inane drivelling answers.

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Your questions to NUFC's board

 

1. Where's the money that was pledged to be reinvested in the squad after the sale of Andy Carroll gone?

 

2. Why is there such a lack of communication with the fans from Mike Ashley and his board?

 

3. In 2009 you outlined your plans for the club at a fans forum. Can you give us an update on how you see our position now against that plan and if it has changed? What is the long-term plan for Newcastle United?

 

4. Can you justify why it took seven months to pursue a striker before failing at the eleventh hour to secure a signing?

 

5. Public opinion on Tyneside from large sections of fans is that they no longer trust statements coming out of the club after several empty promises. What assurances can you give fans that they can believe what the club tells them?

 

6. Given that level 7 was deserted in some parts at the Fulham game, is there any reason why those who want to sing can't all be sat together rather than upsetting fans who don't want to sing, which appears to be the problem in the Strawberry corner? What has caused the club to fundamentally change its stance to standing in the stadium?

 

7. Many fans clamoured for a marquee signing on the striker front. Are those days gone and can we expect more continental-based players coming in in January, if any?

 

8. Are you concerned about the 10,000 drop in attendance and that fans are either not renewing season tickets or have headed to support local non-league teams instead?

 

9. Is Ashley considering putting the club up for sale?

 

10. Newcastle United has the third highest attendances in the country, Sky TV and income from merchandising, plus a lower debt position than many in the EPL. Why in terms of player recruitment can Newcastle not compete with smaller clubs like Stoke, Fulham and QPR?

 

11. Are you aware of fans' disgruntlement with the away ticketing policy given the Toon Army are amongst the loyallest fans in the UK, and will you consider reviewing the policy?

 

12. Alan Pardew said he was 100% convinced he would get a new number 9.

What changed?

 

13. Why was Joey Barton allowed to leave for free and join a club that could be considered to be a rival in the Premier League?

 

14. Many fans now consider us to be a "selling club" after the departures of Nolan, Enrique, Carroll and Barton. How do you respond to this?

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Your questions to NUFC's board

 

1. Where's the money that was pledged to be reinvested in the squad after the sale of Andy Carroll gone?

 

2. Why is there such a lack of communication with the fans from Mike Ashley and his board?

 

3. In 2009 you outlined your plans for the club at a fans forum. Can you give us an update on how you see our position now against that plan and if it has changed? What is the long-term plan for Newcastle United?

 

4. Can you justify why it took seven months to pursue a striker before failing at the eleventh hour to secure a signing?

 

5. Public opinion on Tyneside from large sections of fans is that they no longer trust statements coming out of the club after several empty promises. What assurances can you give fans that they can believe what the club tells them?

 

6. Given that level 7 was deserted in some parts at the Fulham game, is there any reason why those who want to sing can't all be sat together rather than upsetting fans who don't want to sing, which appears to be the problem in the Strawberry corner? What has caused the club to fundamentally change its stance to standing in the stadium?

 

7. Many fans clamoured for a marquee signing on the striker front. Are those days gone and can we expect more continental-based players coming in in January, if any?

 

8. Are you concerned about the 10,000 drop in attendance and that fans are either not renewing season tickets or have headed to support local non-league teams instead?

 

9. Is Ashley considering putting the club up for sale?

 

10. Newcastle United has the third highest attendances in the country, Sky TV and income from merchandising, plus a lower debt position than many in the EPL. Why in terms of player recruitment can Newcastle not compete with smaller clubs like Stoke, Fulham and QPR?

 

11. Are you aware of fans' disgruntlement with the away ticketing policy given the Toon Army are amongst the loyallest fans in the UK, and will you consider reviewing the policy?

 

12. Alan Pardew said he was 100% convinced he would get a new number 9.

What changed?

 

13. Why was Joey Barton allowed to leave for free and join a club that could be considered to be a rival in the Premier League?

 

14. Many fans now consider us to be a "selling club" after the departures of Nolan, Enrique, Carroll and Barton. How do you respond to this?

 

that's actually less watered down than i imagined. still don't expect anything other than stonewall question deflection from lamb's arse

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