FAO: Deano / Tioté's Nutz

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

This is GOLD!

 

Landscape gardening

 

You only work 8-9 months? Fuck me, Ive heard it all now

 

Amazed at that like, lad i know here (bro in law of a friend) does it and works like a trojan, assume he's pretty decent and all used to be a greenskeeper and all for st andrews as well iirc

 

Does he make £500 a week (for himself, not inc. all profit) when the going is bad?

[Tooj 17]

Bit harsh iyam to be taking the piss out a lad who's actually trying to make something for himself by starting up his own business.

[ewerk 31230]

Bit harsh iyam to be taking the piss out a lad who's actually trying to make something for himself by starting up his own business.

 

He's the one bragging about how much he makes. Fair game IMO.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

I'm not taking the piss, quite admire people who can succeed with a business, interested as to the veracity of Deano's claims of £500 a week though.

[Besty 4]

I've got nothing against Deano, he gives stick and he gets it back, it's pretty harmless in my view, mostly taking the piss out of his formations (which have been rediculous). Obvbiously he gets a bit worked up over it. It doesn't surprise me that someone put his details out because he'd linked to his website. Cracking website it is too. I was very impressed by the photos of your work: the tropical garden and the water feature with the surfer on were well done. Not sure about the 5th pic, looks like fucking Afghanistan or something, hope he got a refund.

[Ollie Burtons Grandad 0]

Isn't Pud a tax inspector?

You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean Barber, of Whitley Bay?

 

 

 

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules?

 

How do i upload a screenshot?

tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public.

 

And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation.

 

I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course.

 

My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that.

 

I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome.

 

 

You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"."

that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal?

 

I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe.

 

Sad Cunt.

[tooner 243]

Screenshot of either your donation or bank statement.

 

And stop trying to act big by saying you get 500 a week you fucking mongtard.

 

What? You jealous Kevin? How much is McDonalds paying you?

 

£500 a week is shite for me at the moment fella. New business wages really.

 

Im not posting a bank statement on here you mug.

 

Deano's having a melt down Finally realised you're an absolute fucking mug and everything you've ever aspired to in life has been a crock of shit?

 

You are an absolute tool arent you kevin?

 

What have you amounted to eh? Food technician?

 

Well, Deano, when i grow up i hope to start up a gardening business...

 

 

Your right kevin...i really wish i was a food technician with 5 gold stars.

 

Having your own business is well beyond your mental capacity like.

 

Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening".

 

you should really pay someone to do your website, yours is shit.

[harrynufc 0]

I've got nothing against Deano, he gives stick and he gets it back, it's pretty harmless in my view, mostly taking the piss out of his formations (which have been rediculous). Obvbiously he gets a bit worked up over it. It doesn't surprise me that someone put his details out because he'd linked to his website. Cracking website it is too. I was very impressed by the photos of your work: the tropical garden and the water feature with the surfer on were well done. Not sure about the 5th pic, looks like fucking Afghanistan or something, hope he got a refund.

 

kevin u funny b*stard!

[Christmas Tree 4857]

Isn't Pud a tax inspector?

You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean Barber, of Whitley Bay?

 

 

 

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules?

 

How do i upload a screenshot?

tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public.

 

And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation.

 

I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course.

 

My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that.

 

I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome.

 

 

You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"."

that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal?

 

I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe.

 

Sad Cunt.

 

 

Arnt you in your 50's or 60's?

 

What an unpleasant fucker.

[tooner 243]

Isn't Pud a tax inspector?

You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean Barber, of Whitley Bay?

 

 

 

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules?

 

How do i upload a screenshot?

tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public.

 

And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation.

 

I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course.

 

My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that.

 

I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome.

 

 

You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"."

that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal?

 

I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe.

 

Sad Cunt.

 

 

Arnt you in your 50's or 60's?

 

What an unpleasant fucker.

 

......not very team positive of you CT

[Ollie Burtons Grandad 0]

Isn't Pud a tax inspector?

You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean Barber, of Whitley Bay?

 

 

 

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules?

 

How do i upload a screenshot?

tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public.

 

And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation.

 

I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course.

 

My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that.

 

I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome.

 

 

You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"."

that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal?

 

I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe.

 

Sad Cunt.

 

 

Arnt you in your 50's or 60's?

 

What an unpleasant fucker.

 

 

Merely pointing out some factual inaccuracies in Deano's rants you sad twat. He is spouting shit and acting like an arse; as well as being a twat who will not pay up £50 to a charity. That is being an unpleasant fucker. Upset because Team Delusional is one down? Diddums.

[ewerk 31230]

BTW Deano, have you considered employing Isegrim as a consultant?

[Phil 6]

Isn't Pud a tax inspector?

You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean Barber, of Whitley Bay?

 

 

 

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules?

 

How do i upload a screenshot?

tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public.

 

And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation.

 

I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course.

 

My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that.

 

I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome.

 

I know your site is only a few months old, but you should really change the name to something relevant like whitleybaylandscapes.co.uk or northshieldslandscapes.co.uk (both available), ditch moonfruit as they are no good for search engine placement and buy a proper template like this.

 

I'd be surprised if you've had a single enquiry via the site (apart from having no pages listed in google) you have no sample work and no contact form. People don't like to call.

 

You also need to register your business with google, make sure you add a location as gardening search results almost always show google maps at the top. Create a thread in help if you want more.

 

 

Drop me a PM if none of that makes sense.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Been a great thread this mind, but I'd take Lambiass' word over Deano's any day of the week.

[Isegrim 9909]

BTW Deano, have you considered employing Isegrim as a consultant?

I would work on a pay as you advise deal too...

Edited September 2, 2011 by Isegrim

[Monroe Transfer 0]

Isn't Pud a tax inspector?

You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean Barber, of Whitley Bay?

 

 

 

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules?

 

How do i upload a screenshot?

tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public.

 

And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation.

 

I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course.

 

My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that.

 

I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome.

 

 

You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"."

that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal?

 

I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe.

 

Sad Cunt.

 

 

You're an absolute moron.

Edited September 2, 2011 by Tecato

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

I know your site is only a few months old, but you should really change the name to something relevant like whitleybaylandscapes.co.uk or northshieldslandscapes.co.uk (both available), ditch moonfruit as they are no good for search engine placement and buy a proper template like this.

 

I'd be surprised if you've had a single enquiry via the site (apart from having no pages listed in google) you have no sample work and no contact form. People don't like to call.

 

Something tells me that's going to change.

 

Tbh if my business was making enough so I could take £500 a week for myself during bad times, I wouldn't bother taking advice from internet forums, I'd just hire a pro to take care of the website. Small change init bruv

Edited September 2, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt

[Gejon 2]

Isn't Pud a tax inspector?

You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean Barber, of Whitley Bay?

 

 

 

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules?

 

How do i upload a screenshot?

tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public.

 

And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation.

 

I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course.

 

My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that.

 

I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome.

 

 

You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"."

that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal?

 

I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe.

 

Sad Cunt.

 

 

Arnt you in your 50's or 60's?

 

What an unpleasant fucker.

 

 

Merely pointing out some factual inaccuracies in Deano's rants you sad twat. He is spouting shit and acting like an arse; as well as being a twat who will not pay up £50 to a charity. That is being an unpleasant fucker. Upset because Team Delusional is one down? Diddums.

 

You sound happy about that

[toonotl 3116]

Good to see people offering to help amongst the piss taking.

 

I feel a love in coming on on Monday, if he pays.

 

CT; Perhaps we could do up your taxi or something. You know clean out all the old pie wrappers out or whatever.

[sandman02uk 0]

this thread is diamond

[Tom 14015]

Good to see people offering to help amongst the piss taking.

 

I feel a love in coming on on Monday, if he pays.

 

CT; Perhaps we could do up your taxi or something. You know clean out all the old pie wrappers out or whatever.

 

There will hardly be a love in but the way he's reacted is that of a man who is shocked, who doesn't want to pay or perhaps can't. Regardless if £50 is such a measly amount perhaps he could pay it straight away & pay it without taking offence like his adversary would have done and like people done before - i.e Baggio who paid twice the amount topping up £80 from the bet to £100.

 

If you'll excuse the pun, something doesn't quite add up. People weren't giving Deano unwarranted stick, he'd deliberately avoided the thread, symptomatic of a man who wants nothing do with it but when he did enter the thread, perhaps with some Dutch Courage or simple English stupidity he came in bragging about how much he earns, which in manual labour, such as landscaping/planning the money is reasonable but I'm sure there's fellas on here earning salary's that would make even our Doctors wince!

 

This was never about getting rid of a poster or having a go at somebody. Deano was caught with his trousers down and on a football forum that will naturally centre around ''banter'' & laddishness for the majority, he always going to get some stick.

 

So why would he leave? Yes people take the piss but everyone gets the piss took out of them, everyone says something wrong & everyone looks silly once in a while. If Deano is going to pay up & stop posting, what's the point, where's the pride in that?

 

Or for another matter where's the proof & who cares any more?

 

Perhaps the best weapon for Deano would've been humility. ''Sorry lads I can't pay that £50 but I will pay £10'' but he went the other way and it's all so unfair etc etc.

 

For the record he can't delete his account - only those running the board can so at the moment he's merely typing his own little epitaph before he buggers off with his tail between his legs.

 

We're the villain & he's the pantomime dame...

[ewerk 31230]

Well said Tomothy.

[adios 717]

I know your site is only a few months old, but you should really change the name to something relevant like whitleybaylandscapes.co.uk or northshieldslandscapes.co.uk (both available), ditch moonfruit as they are no good for search engine placement and buy a proper template like this.

 

I'd be surprised if you've had a single enquiry via the site (apart from having no pages listed in google) you have no sample work and no contact form. People don't like to call.

 

You also need to register your business with google, make sure you add a location as gardening search results almost always show google maps at the top. Create a thread in help if you want more.

 

 

Drop me a PM if none of that makes sense.

 

See Deano people ease up and offer good advice once you've had your flounce and take it on the chin,

and aye register another domain name (they're ultra cheap anyway above the price of a decent pizza) makes all the difference having something easy to remember and shorter the better generally.

 

I remember years ago when i was 16 doing websites for beer money, was asked to do a site for a lad who sold dvds and the like, eCommerace job shopping cart etc, was around the time of the big .com surge and was all the rage.

Fellas website i shit you not he wanted Games-Software-Multimedia-Entertainment.whatever

 

As said ditch the moonfruit thing, you'd be better off getting a sharp looking freebie wordpress template and using that sort've blog style software since it's going be fairly static pages with maybe a gallery of your work on it, be much easier to maintain as well.

(if you get stuck i can give you access to some test blog style apps like wordpress you can dick about on before you buy that kinda hosting off someone)

phil knows at least somewhat what he's talking about wrt web marketing, this lad doesn't

[LeazesMag 0]

Isn't Pud a tax inspector?

You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean Barber, of Whitley Bay?

 

 

 

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules?

 

How do i upload a screenshot?

tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public.

 

And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation.

 

I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course.

 

My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that.

 

I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome.

 

 

You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"."

that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal?

 

I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe.

 

Sad Cunt.

 

 

Arnt you in your 50's or 60's?

 

What an unpleasant fucker.

 

 

Merely pointing out some factual inaccuracies in Deano's rants you sad twat. He is spouting shit and acting like an arse; as well as being a twat who will not pay up £50 to a charity. That is being an unpleasant fucker. Upset because Team Delusional is one down? Diddums.

 

You sound happy about that

 

omg

[LeazesMag 0]

Isn't Pud a tax inspector?

You'll be declaring at least £25,000 this year then Dean Barber, of Whitley Bay?

 

 

 

Thats me. But what gives you the fuckin right to put my name up on here.......thats gotta be against the rules?

 

How do i upload a screenshot?

tbf the fact that its splashed across your website makes it fairly public.

 

And I expect the declaration on your SA to be at least £45k based on you paying yourself £25k pa, working on the logic that you need tools, petrol, phone, premises, vehicle, petty cash etc etc then thats a fair enough valuation.

 

I was going to offer a helping hand on your site once you'd paid up but frankly business is booming so my fees a grand. Its tax deductible of course.

 

My work is seasonal, i only work 8-9 months a year and travel the rest so it wont be as high as that.

 

I appreciate the offer, any advice is welcome.

 

 

You are so full of shite mate, "Gardening and Landscape design are two very different things. I design gardens and pay people to do the "gardening"."

that being the case how the fuck can designing a garden be seasonal?

 

I presume your travelling is to and from the dole office then? That being the case I bet you are after a loan from the Social to pay the £50 you owe.

 

Sad Cunt.

 

 

Arnt you in your 50's or 60's?

 

What an unpleasant fucker.

 

"reality team"