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I've got nothing against Deano, he gives stick and he gets it back, it's pretty harmless in my view, mostly taking the piss out of his formations (which have been rediculous). Obvbiously he gets a bit worked up over it. It doesn't surprise me that someone put his details out because he'd linked to his website. Cracking website it is too. I was very impressed by the photos of your work: the tropical garden and the water feature with the surfer on were well done. Not sure about the 5th pic, looks like fucking Afghanistan or something, hope he got a refund.

 

:razz::lol::razz::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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Here lads, enough is enough. let's give the lad a break. Like he said about himself earlier hes a nice lad (never heard anyone else in my life proclaim that like :razz:). Hes just another recession victim to be fair, times are hard for alot of people, not least all of deanos staff who are also struggling at this time :lol:

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Here lads, enough is enough. let's give the lad a break. Like he said about himself earlier hes a nice lad (never heard anyone else in my life proclaim that like :razz:). Hes just another recession victim to be fair, times are hard for alot of people, not least all of deanos staff who are also struggling at this time :lol:

I'm hearing redundancies in Wickes mooted as a knock on effect of Deano's struggling empire.

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Who posted that flounce bingo earlier? I can count at least 5 or 6 of the top of my head from his posts on here today.

 

Enjoy N-O, you perma-deluded lying sack of shit. Fuck me, stealing from the SBR Foundation, how low can you get and still call yourself a NUFC supporter? :razz:

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Joking aside, I am worried for CT. Based on his past behaviour it is not a great leap to assume that he will turn to comfort eating to ease the pangs as he struggles to deny himself access to TT. The man is in a deep well of emotional pain right now. He's like Travis Bickle but obese and with loads of annoying kids. We saw just before he left that he had reached new heights of obesity, weighing in at the heaviest he has ever been. I can see that increasing exponentially after each game, as he whallops down 8 cheeseburgers to try and forget about this place.

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Joking aside, I am worried for CT. Based on his past behaviour it is not a great leap to assume that he will turn to comfort eating to ease the pangs as he struggles to deny himself access to TT. The man is in a deep well of emotional pain right now. He's like Travis Bickle but obese and with loads of annoying kids. We saw just before he left that he had reached new heights of obesity, weighing in at the heaviest he has ever been. I can see that increasing exponentially after each game as he whallops down 8 cheeseburgers to try and forget about this place.

What I don't get is CT left because of the treatment of Deano on here, that was the official reason. Yet he's just chastised him for the very reasons people on here were last week.

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Joking aside, I am worried for CT. Based on his past behaviour it is not a great leap to assume that he will turn to comfort eating to ease the pangs as he struggles to deny himself access to TT. The man is in a deep well of emotional pain right now. He's like Travis Bickle but obese and with loads of annoying kids. We saw just before he left that he had reached new heights of obesity, weighing in at the heaviest he has ever been. I can see that increasing exponentially after each game as he whallops down 8 cheeseburgers to try and forget about this place.

What I don't get is CT left because of the treatment of Deano on here, that was the official reason. Yet he's just chastised him for the very reasons people on here were last week.

He's done more turnabouts than Rob Curling tbf.

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To tell the truth, I haven't got a Scooby what the fuck is going on.

 

Is Deano really a chef in a swanky London hotel? Does he actually exist? Is CT Saltwater? Is Rob W CT?

 

Is TR really Del Llambias :razz:

 

Yours faithfully,

 

Lost in space x

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Formation inspiration, you gave me none

You were CT's lover. the fighter that won

But now just look at me, I'm looking down at you

No, I’m not bein’ flash, I'll pay when i've got the cash

 

Oh Deano, Woh-oh-oh Deano-o

Oh Deano, Woh-oh-oh Deano-o

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Ok I finally read everything in this thread, Imo Deano had a little goodwill going for him until he started playing Billy big bucks ( :razz:) and saying 50 quid is fuck all for him - and then getting quoted "bit tight atm" on several accounts later.

 

Hard not to skip to the conclusion: Cunt by then unless your name is Mother Theresa / Mahatma Gandhi

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Ok I finally read everything in this thread, Imo Deano had a little goodwill going for him until he started playing Billy big bucks ( :razz:) and saying 50 quid is fuck all for him - and then getting quoted "bit tight atm" on several accounts later.

 

Hard not to skip to the conclusion: Cunt by then unless your name is Mother Theresa / Mahatma Gandhi

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Formation inspiration, you gave me none

You were CT's lover. the fighter that won

But now just look at me, I'm looking down at you

No, I’m not bein’ flash, I'll pay when i've got the cash

 

Oh Deano, Woh-oh-oh Deano-o

Oh Deano, Woh-oh-oh Deano-o

 

That was a great song. Dexy's Midnight Gardeners.

 

Shame they completely lost it afterwards with that truly awful C'mon Eileen. Denim bib and braces?? What were they fucking thinking?????

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It's funny how he posted a formation on N-O and got rumbled straight away mind. Made me chuckle anyway.

 

I fucking love it. :razz:

 

The twat couldn't help himself. Decent thread going on, he comes along and ruins it with a formation.

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I expect he'll pay, but if he doesn't, he's officially....

 

...A CUNTERHEAD

 

See look, even I gave him the benefit of the doubt and said I expected him to pay. After it became clear he was trying to pretend the bet never happened, I engaged in some light banter like this:

 

Welcome to Dean Barber landscape & design. If your looking for a bargain garden then your in the right place. I take pride in my work and I aim to take the customer's idea, combine it with my own and create the very best garden to fit your taste and needs.

 

Here's an example:

 

Customer idea - "do me fuckin garden lad"

 

My idea:

 

-----------------Tree

 

Plant-----Tree-------Plant ----Shed

 

-----Bush-----Plant-----Pond

 

-------------Tree

 

-----Patio-------Outside bog

 

Bench - Fence Plant Fence Plant Fence

 

I am available to work right away but could you lend us £50 first

 

Is that really so bad as to warrant the 'woe is me' shite he's been coming out with? No. The only reason he can't take that sort of banter is because he has no sense of humour and a massive ego which leads to him make rediculous claims on the internet. After he started mouthing off with the 500/week shite and the YOUR ALL MORONS speech all bets were off, especially as it was clear by that point he was just flouncing in order to avoid paying.

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