JaMoUsE 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) Tbh deano was 'One of those posters' if he had made the last comment on a topic I generally wouldn't read it. Theres a difference between being overly positive and totally stupid. I would be suprised if He even has a job let alone run his own business and have employees. Didnt he once post a formation with 12 outfield players in it (yes, 13 fucking players)? forget sentiment, he dishonoured a charity bet and in my book thats a cunts trick. Poor standard of posts + nee morals = fuck off deano. Nee time for bullshitters Rant done (prepared for attacks from sympathisers) Edited September 7, 2011 by JaMoUsE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43216 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) Whitley Bay News Guardian 7 Sep 2011Police are investigating a bizarre attempted suicide in Whitley Bay after a 25yr old male was found semi-conscious in a garden shed. The man had attempted to choke himself on £500 bundles of Monopoly money, but efforts to reach him by ambulance crew were hampered by hundreds of garden gnomes. The gnomes were painted with NUFC kits, and arranged in apparently random formations which surrounded the shed , filling the garden, described by police as " overgrown, in need of some work". When paramedics attempted to remove the £500 Monopoly bundles, the man became violent, screaming " My wages!!! Don't give it to charity!!!!" before collapsing. The case is being investigated See what we have done! Edited September 7, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2727 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Whitley Bay News Guardian 7 Sep 2011Police are investigating a bizarre attempted suicide in Whitley Bay after a 25yr old male was found semi-conscious in a garden shed. The man had attempted to choke himself on £500 bundles of Monopoly money, but efforts to reach him by ambulance crew were hampered by hundreds of garden gnomes. The gnomes were painted with NUFC kits, and arranged in apparently random formations which surrounded the shed , filling the garden, described by police as " overgrown, in need of some work". When paramedics attempted to remove the £500 Monopoly bundles, the man became violent, screaming " My wages!!! Don't give it to charity!!!!" before collapsing. The case is being investigated See what we have done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22188 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Almost choked on my coffee there fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Tbh deano was 'One of those posters' if he had made the last comment on a topic I generally wouldn't read it. Theres a difference between being overly positive and totally stupid. I would be suprised if He even has a job let alone run his own business and have employees. Didnt he once post a formation with 12 outfield players in it (yes, 13 fucking players)? forget sentiment, he dishonoured a charity bet and in my book thats a cunts trick. Poor standard of posts + nee morals = fuck off deano. Nee time for bullshitters Rant done (prepared for attacks from sympathisers) In a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4876 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 MF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Classic Mr Fist ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Ya cannit beat a good Fisting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 His 'fuck you' thread reminded me of Len the psychotic Geordie gardener in Stella Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 His 'fuck you' thread reminded me of Len the psychotic Geordie gardener in Stella Street. Great shout, that was a good show. I liked the bit when Jack Nicholson went to buy some Shreddies from Mick and Keef's corner shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 His 'fuck you' thread reminded me of Len the psychotic Geordie gardener in Stella Street. Great shout, that was a good show. I liked the bit when Jack Nicholson went to buy some Shreddies from Mick and Keef's corner shop. It was fucking mint, haven't seen it for time now! "Anything looks like a fucking pack of Shreddies to you at this time of day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Canny funny when Jimmy Hill put a football through Joe Peschi's greenhouse as well. "Some shit, fuck, prick has just put a soccer ball through my greenhouse" (or similar). Used to love that show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Michael Caine and Dirk Bogarde (in his 'Death In Venice' garb) were good ones too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43216 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Stella Street Was mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie Burtons Grandad 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Tbh deano was 'One of those posters' if he had made the last comment on a topic I generally wouldn't read it. Theres a difference between being overly positive and totally stupid. I would be suprised if He even has a job let alone run his own business and have employees. Didnt he once post a formation with 12 outfield players in it (yes, 13 fucking players)? forget sentiment, he dishonoured a charity bet and in my book thats a cunts trick. Poor standard of posts + nee morals = fuck off deano. Nee time for bullshitters Rant done (prepared for attacks from sympathisers) In a nutshell. Spot on bonnie lad Pond Life Deano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 So he has actualy fucked off without paying? Absolute wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Tbh deano was 'One of those posters' if he had made the last comment on a topic I generally wouldn't read it. Theres a difference between being overly positive and totally stupid. I would be suprised if He even has a job let alone run his own business and have employees. Didnt he once post a formation with 12 outfield players in it (yes, 13 fucking players)? forget sentiment, he dishonoured a charity bet and in my book thats a cunts trick. Poor standard of posts + nee morals = fuck off deano. Nee time for bullshitters Rant done (prepared for attacks from sympathisers) In a nutshell. Spot on bonnie lad Pond Life Deano agreed. Sadly. I saw the post by toonraider and thought fair enough, he only has to say if he is skint and/or he will be back on payday, but as that has not happened, there is only one conclusion to be made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 So he has actualy fucked off without paying? Absolute wanker. says the dormouse in the corner with his Newcastle Online hat on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14074 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6787 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Leazes was on the shandy again last night I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Is my new avatar showing? The old one is still there for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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