sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Thing is, he's either been a lying shit for 7 months, or he's naive as fuck. Either way, he looks like a mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2842 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pardew won't see out the year. He should know, if you criticise Lambass or the Fat Cunt you're not around for long. So who's next? Who's more desperate for a job than Pardew was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6853 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I haven't read all the reports but the twitter journo's are all reporting he was critical of the fat 2 during his presser yesterday. Fair play if true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21371 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pardew won't see out the year. He should know, if you criticise Lambass or the Fat Cunt you're not around for long. So who's next? Who's more desperate for a job than Pardew was? joe kinnear's out of work at the minute isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 The Pardew conspiracy theory: "A decent (in the footballing sense) manager who had relatively successful spells with Reading, West Ham and Southampton developed a gambling habit which put him in debt to the now defunct casino and private members club, 50. Due to this debt, it was proposed by ex-casino owner and NUFC owner that Pardew moves to manage the premiership club as part of repaying his debt. This job was not available as they had an incumbent Chris Hughton who was not actually a Ashley puppet, as proposed by fans of the club consistently since 2009 but was in fact a distant relation to Che Guevara, a trotskyist and passionate geordie freedom-fighter. Pardew plotted (no hang on, he was blackmailed into this because of his debts....), sorry Dekka plotted to replace the privatley troublesome Hughton with a man who he could control. Once installed into the job of being the football manager, Pardew's main role outside of first team affairs was to act as a mouthpiece of the board, relaying messages of hope to the fans regarding the ambition of the club and promises to buy players. This was in stark contrast to his previous jobs as a football manager. In reality he knew that these were just lies and that his main role was in turn to lie as much as possible to ensure that troublesome fans were kept at bay by the mass acceptance of these lies by the docile majority. His lying on TV and in interviews in his first year in charge led him to being being invited to give a lecture at the 2012 Sundance film festival entitled 'The application of Stanislavski's methods to punditry on Match of the Day 2' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 That's been doing the rounds for ages. I've mentioned it on here before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 The Pardew conspiracy theory: "A decent (in the footballing sense) manager who had relatively successful spells with Reading, West Ham and Southampton developed a gambling habit which put him in debt to the now defunct casino and private members club, 50. Due to this debt, it was proposed by ex-casino owner and NUFC owner that Pardew moves to manage the premiership club as part of repaying his debt. This job was not available as they had an incumbent Chris Hughton who was not actually a Ashley puppet, as proposed by fans of the club consistently since 2009 but was in fact a distant relation to Che Guevara, a trotskyist and passionate geordie freedom-fighter. Pardew plotted (no hang on, he was blackmailed into this because of his debts....), sorry Dekka plotted to replace the privatley troublesome Hughton with a man who he could control. Once installed into the job of being the football manager, Pardew's main role outside of first team affairs was to act as a mouthpiece of the board, relaying messages of hope to the fans regarding the ambition of the club and promises to buy players. This was in stark contrast to his previous jobs as a football manager. In reality he knew that these were just lies and that his main role was in turn to lie as much as possible to ensure that troublesome fans were kept at bay by the mass acceptance of these lies by the docile majority. His lying on TV and in interviews in his first year in charge led him to being being invited to give a lecture at the 2012 Sundance film festival entitled 'The application of Stanislavski's methods to punditry on Match of the Day 2' " Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaliasmike 0 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pardew won't see out the year. He should know, if you criticise Lambass or the Fat Cunt you're not around for long. So who's next? Who's more desperate for a job than Pardew was? What's Big Ron up to these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21371 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pardew won't see out the year. He should know, if you criticise Lambass or the Fat Cunt you're not around for long. So who's next? Who's more desperate for a job than Pardew was? What's Big Ron up to these days? i heard barry fry's looking for a new job and would relish the challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 This is like the 'Angry young men' novelists of the 50's and 60's like Sillitoe where no one can remember more than their first book, brought back into the spotlight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pardew won't see out the year. He should know, if you criticise Lambass or the Fat Cunt you're not around for long. So who's next? Who's more desperate for a job than Pardew was? Who's been fired for criticism like? Allardyce - Said Nowt Keegan - Walked out Kinnear - took ill Shearer - contract expired Hughton - Perfect gent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaliasmike 0 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pardew won't see out the year. He should know, if you criticise Lambass or the Fat Cunt you're not around for long. So who's next? Who's more desperate for a job than Pardew was? What's Big Ron up to these days? i heard barry fry's looking for a new job and would relish the challenge. Not if Steve Bleasdale can get in there first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I reckon what pissed off the FCB with Keegan was when he said in that interview that we would never catch Chelsea, Man Utd etc, more or less a coded message to the fans that he's a tight greedy cunt and this isn't going to be like the Hall days. It all seemed to plummet down hill from then on in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Alan Pardew hurt by transfer letdown “I’ll be the first to admit I was upset on the day, the day after and the day after that. Three whole days! No wonder it took so long for you to gather yourself together to explain yourself. There there, Alan. What a fucking mug, get the fuck out of this club you parasitic slunt and take Jabba the Hut and the gremlin with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Not being funny but why is anyone complaining about "(why it took) so long for Pardew to gather himself together to explain himself"? Did you see many other club managers saying a great deal in the week after the window closed? There was no usual Thursday press conference because there was no match on the weekend. Things are always quiet during the international break, I don't see why it should be any different for NUFC. Don't hold it against Pardew at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your Name Here Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Not being funny but why is anyone complaining about "(why it took) so long for Pardew to gather himself together to explain himself"? Did you see many other club managers saying a great deal in the week after the window closed? There was no usual Thursday press conference because there was no match on the weekend. Things are always quiet during the international break, I don't see why it should be any different for NUFC. Don't hold it against Pardew at all. Did you see many other club managers making 100% guarantees before the window closed that turned out to be bollox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41411 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pardew won't see out the year. He should know, if you criticise Lambass or the Fat Cunt you're not around for long. So who's next? Who's more desperate for a job than Pardew was? What's Big Ron up to these days? i heard barry fry's looking for a new job and would relish the challenge. Not if Steve Bleasdale can get in there first! We will end up with this bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted September 9, 2011 Author Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pardew won't see out the year. He should know, if you criticise Lambass or the Fat Cunt you're not around for long. So who's next? Who's more desperate for a job than Pardew was? Who's been fired for criticism like? Allardyce - Said Nowt Keegan - Walked out Kinnear - took ill Shearer - contract expired Hughton - Perfect gent I assume he's alluding to the senior players who were critical of Ashley and have now been transferred ie Barton Enrique etc. Not saying that I agree with that theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4478 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Aye all round good show from Pards today. Came out and said what needed to be said without throwing in the towel. Quite right too not to dwell and get everyone fired up for Monday. Gets better and better all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41411 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Aye all round good show from Pards today. Came out and said what needed to be said without throwing in the towel. Quite right too not to dwell and get everyone fired up for Monday. Gets better and better all the time. Wum wummitty Wum wummitty Wum wum Fail fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2842 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pardew won't see out the year. He should know, if you criticise Lambass or the Fat Cunt you're not around for long. So who's next? Who's more desperate for a job than Pardew was? Who's been fired for criticism like? Allardyce - Said Nowt Keegan - Walked out Kinnear - took ill Shearer - contract expired Hughton - Perfect gent I assume he's alluding to the senior players who were critical of Ashley and have now been transferred ie Barton Enrique etc. Not saying that I agree with that theory. Yeah pretty much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 (edited) haway man CT , only stopped short of saying "loved the jacket he was wearing, and ooh didn't his hair look nice too" Edited September 9, 2011 by LoveTheBobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4478 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 haway man CT , only stopped short of saying "loved the jacket he was wearing, and ooh didn't his hair look nice too" Had I seen the video and not just read about it you would probably be right. Did he finish with a smile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 haway man CT , only stopped short of saying "loved the jacket he was wearing, and ooh didn't his hair look nice too" Had I seen the video and not just read about it you would probably be right. Did he finish with a smile? If he won the Euro and the ticket blew out his lying hand he'd still be smiling mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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