catmag 337 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 The Fish said: manc-mag said: Don't think Ant will appreciate the Jim McDonald tones so he won't. But I'd be over the moon with a Rik Mayal comparison? My voice is like a cross between Morgan Freeman and James Stewart Your voice is just fucking pretentious, middle-class Gosforth Geordie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14175 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 My voice is rank & I hate it. It wants to be deep but can't quite manage it so just sounds weird. My awful voice can be heard wailing & talking Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 catmag said: The Fish said: manc-mag said: Don't think Ant will appreciate the Jim McDonald tones so he won't. But I'd be over the moon with a Rik Mayal comparison? My voice is like a cross between Morgan Freeman and James Stewart Your voice is just fucking pretentious, middle-class Gosforth Geordie. ' . . er yeah, ten Marlboro Lights' *proceeds to saunter forward to the tab kiosk in flip-flops , raise the sunglasses to pay the £3.79 bill with a credit card, blisfully oblivious to the Safeway Express queue building behind him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 LoveTheBobby said: catmag said: The Fish said: manc-mag said: Don't think Ant will appreciate the Jim McDonald tones so he won't. But I'd be over the moon with a Rik Mayal comparison? My voice is like a cross between Morgan Freeman and James Stewart Your voice is just fucking pretentious, middle-class Gosforth Geordie. ' . . er yeah, ten Marlboro Lights' *proceeds to saunter forward to the tab kiosk in flip-flops , raise the sunglasses to pay the £3.79 bill with a credit card, blisfully oblivious to the Safeway Express queue building behind him* a) I din't smoke 2) Malbrough Lights? ffs iii) I've a sexy voice but Cat is too moist to admit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 LoveTheBobby said: catmag said: The Fish said: manc-mag said: Don't think Ant will appreciate the Jim McDonald tones so he won't. But I'd be over the moon with a Rik Mayal comparison? My voice is like a cross between Morgan Freeman and James Stewart Your voice is just fucking pretentious, middle-class Gosforth Geordie. ' . . er yeah, ten Marlboro Lights' *proceeds to saunter forward to the tab kiosk in flip-flops , raise the sunglasses to pay the £3.79 bill with a credit card, blisfully oblivious to the Safeway Express queue building behind him* All you're missing is with a hipster bint on each arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Back up the Kevin Jedward shout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Jonny2J said: LoveTheBobby said: catmag said: The Fish said: manc-mag said: Don't think Ant will appreciate the Jim McDonald tones so he won't. But I'd be over the moon with a Rik Mayal comparison? My voice is like a cross between Morgan Freeman and James Stewart Your voice is just fucking pretentious, middle-class Gosforth Geordie. ' . . er yeah, ten Marlboro Lights' *proceeds to saunter forward to the tab kiosk in flip-flops , raise the sunglasses to pay the £3.79 bill with a credit card, blisfully oblivious to the Safeway Express queue building behind him* All you're missing is with a hipster bint on each arm. most accurate thing you've ever said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Leazes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51621 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 catmag said: The Fish said: manc-mag said: Don't think Ant will appreciate the Jim McDonald tones so he won't. But I'd be over the moon with a Rik Mayal comparison? My voice is like a cross between Morgan Freeman and James Stewart Your voice is just fucking pretentious, middle-class Gosforth Geordie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45880 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Craig said: Monkeys Fist said: If fuckers on here are calling me Littlewood, you're having Potter. Could be worse.... Vicious bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 (edited) catmag said: The Fish said: manc-mag said: Don't think Ant will appreciate the Jim McDonald tones so he won't. But I'd be over the moon with a Rik Mayal comparison? My voice is like a cross between Morgan Freeman and James Stewart Your voice is just fucking pretentious, middle-class Gosforth Geordie. So is mine tbh. Better spoken than some would expect I don't sound like a scotchy at all. There ye gan. Edited August 27, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45880 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Sound common as Chlamydia there like Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Monkeys Fist said: Sound common as Chlamydia there like Stevie. cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45880 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 (edited) Queight alreight, daahling. I'm so posh I have 2-ply bog roll. Edited August 27, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteroidblitz 12 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Nick Kielce Poland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 McFaul said: Monkeys Fist said: Sound common as Chlamydia there like Stevie. cheers. For a few seconds I thought you were cockney! That would've been too wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7844 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 (edited) J69 Edited August 27, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7844 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Born 2 streets away from the legend tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37446 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Christmas Tree said: Howeyman makes me hear Ant out of Ant and Dec Not sure why btw and might just be me. I take it 'Howeyman' is me? Don't sound a lot like him to be honest, CT, he's a more posher Geordie for the telly and my voice is deeper than his as well. CT Brendan Foster. (on straight away despite the picture of KK) Jedward is Kevin. For some reason, Chezgiven's voice would be; Quentin Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 J69 said: Born 2 streets away from the legend tbh You'll sound more like a mackem than I sound like an excitable chimp who can occasion sound Welsh. Bryan Robson would've been a better example to bit fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I've met about a dozen off here, so I can reveal a few facts: To be perfectly honest, it's difficult to understand a word they say, as to a man (and woman in Cath's case), they've got missing teeth, oversized tongues and wobbly lips. Drool and spittle everywhere when they are 'talking'. I say 'talking' as I never did get to conclude if they were trying to make conversation or just mumbling to themselves. A few 'south of the river' twangs I could discern though. Sends shivers up me spine thinking about it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 snakehips said: oversized tongues and wobbly lips. Drool and spittle everywhere when they are 'talking'. Sounds like a plague of jamie olivers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16645 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 LoveTheBobby said: snakehips said: oversized tongues and wobbly lips. Drool and spittle everywhere when they are 'talking'. Sounds like a plague of jamie olivers . As backed up by the rampant metrosexuality of the Cookery thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14175 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 J69 said: Born 2 streets away from the legend tbh I never knew you were born in Sacriston but I suppose it's hardly message board crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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