Idioteque 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 advertising a shag on her site :icon_lol: http://www.sineadoconnor.com/ Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man. He must be no younger than 44. Must be living in Ireland but I don't care if he is from the planet Zog. Must not be named Brian or Nigel. Must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous. Has to be employed. Am not fussy in what capacity generally but vehicle clampers need not apply. Leather trouser- wearing gardai, fire-men, rugby players, and Robert Downey-Junior will be given special consideration. As will literally anyone who applies. I like me a hairy man so buffed and/or waxed need not apply. No hair gel. No hair dryer use. No hair dye Stubble is a non-negotiable must. Any removal of stubble would be upsetting for me. No after shave. Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam. Must be wham-bam. Has to like his mother. Has to like his ex and or mother/s of his children. Has to live in own place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43591 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Would the Pope approve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 Take her for dinner in a fancy restaurant etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43591 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Likes it up the stinker too! What a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 It took a lass to point out to me that the song was about her mother, 21 years after I heard her most famous song for the first time. I must been dense, I thought it was about some bloke she was shagging till I analysed the words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43591 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 (edited) Heres why she's touting her poonani on t'interweb Anyone seeing fat Lee Clark in a wig? Edited August 26, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 False advertising! website image OM NOM NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 It took a lass to point out to me that the song was about her mother, 21 years after I heard her most famous song for the first time. I must been dense, I thought it was about some bloke she was shagging till I analysed the words. It's actually a Prince song (or symbol or whatever he calls himself these days) but when she sang it and famously cried in the video it was because she was thinking of her mam. That might win you a pub quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 I prefer Princes version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I prefer Princes version Is there a Prince version btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 oddly, not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Was gonna say, why did Prince write a song about Sinerad O'Conner's mam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 She looks like Jocky Wilson I'm that photo. And for that reason, I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15865 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I just assumed this was an ITK thread like Kevin Carr's Gloves and the Sky offer. Is it not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I just assumed this was an ITK thread like Kevin Carr's Gloves and the Sky offer. Is it not? Yep, PM Kevin for your timeslot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 When she was quite smart, she used to dress like a fat lezza. Now she looks like a fat lezza she's getting the flesh oot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hi boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Prince has written 1000s of songs. He's completely fucking nuts as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Snakehips will have to take one for the team here I reckon, she's a fucking hound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Prince has written 1000s of songs. He's completely fucking nuts as well. Aye apparently has a vault with 100's of unreleased tunes complete with full music videos He's mental but he was awesome live a few weeks ago, proper showman. @Nothing compares to you, when he played that in Dublin he said "Thank you Sinead, that song bought me a house!" His song, but was her big hit, which she needed, Prince has too many What has O'Connor done since, like? Apart from eat lard and not have a bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hi boys Christ, even Sinead O'Connor has sported a Kevin barnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43591 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hi boys Christ, even Sinead O'Connor has sported a Kevin barnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Maybe that actually is Kevin? Doing a bit of karaoke whilst he was in Amsterdam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 It's almost like she really wants some attention at the minute. What's that? She has a new album coming out? Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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