Tom 14012 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Happy Birthday fella! What have you got up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Happy Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 The important question is: will you be getting your lass to have a dump on the glass coffee table with you underneath? Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Happy Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Happy birthday chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 The important question is: will you be getting your lass to have a dump on the glass coffee table with you underneath? Again. Jesus wept man! I know his lass, thats just plain wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 The important question is: will you be getting your lass to have a dump on the glass coffee table with you underneath? Again. Jesus wept man! I know his lass, thats just plain wrong! Well that's what JJC claimed many moons ago iirc. I think he also said his lass was ginger and overweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 The important question is: will you be getting your lass to have a dump on the glass coffee table with you underneath? Again. Jesus wept man! I know his lass, thats just plain wrong! Do tell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 The important question is: will you be getting your lass to have a dump on the glass coffee table with you underneath? Again. Jesus wept man! I know his lass, thats just plain wrong! Only repeating what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Im heading into work now, I'll ask her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Im heading into work now, I'll ask her Didn't know you were into that sort of thing. Let me know how you get on, because I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Im heading into work now, I'll ask her do you print automatic P45's ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I might have to ask if shes got a glass table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Been doing a bit of Arctic Logging to celebrate apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 (edited) Think JJC is one of my favourite ever posters. Love how he turned up to the N/O football game, stood on the sidelines looking as scary as fuck and then left again My favourite JJC post, about his wife :lol; Wor lass is kept at a weight that even a standard set of scales fails to recognise so that I know she will not be looked at by another man. It's done out of love. She knows it and I know it. I am the dominant one in our relationship. Except when she needs the toilet for a plop OR when she is straddling me either as a result of love making or just some good old wrestling in front of the fire. Fat birds are cool. Get over the niff that normally follows them round even after they have been in the shower and you have it sorted. Those little bastards shouting abuse wouldn't dare say out to wor lass. She might have the speed of a conventional slug but when she collars you and puts the squeeze on then it game over for any daring young chaps. We're off to Magaluf in 2 weeks for nice break. It's always a laugh poolside when I see those skinny chicks bronzing themselves and then there's wor lass who's just on slow cook, smothered in oils ann lotions, who can't even manage to lie on those plastic sun bed things without the legs buckling. Bit embarassing but hey, we laugh about her size regularly. It's called KEEPING IT REAL. Edited August 26, 2011 by DanTheMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14012 Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 He's class like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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