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[DEADMAN 0]

oh lol :icon_lol:

[Christmas Tree 4852]

From RTG

 

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=620174

 

 

if you were outside the main doors you couldn't have helped to witness joey bartons antics

 

What he do?

 

sitting on the bus banging on the windows , singing and chanting , trying to wind up the fans waiting outside ( he didn't get much of a reaction as most of the fans hanging about were your typical autograph hunters , sticker albums and kagools n that ) . Security bloke sent the driver on to tell him to pack it in .

 

[Monkeys Fist 43115]

I suppose is as time a time as any to re-tell a wee story which might raise a smile.

 

Mrs. Fist works in sunlun, a couple of years ago one of her mackem workmates got pregnant. Mrs. Fist kept me updated with every single detail of the pregnancy, as women do, and, come the birth, in she came with a grin as wide as the Tyne.

"Chantelle* had her baby today , you're going to love this…"

She was by this stage giggling like a bairn, so my interest was piqued.

"Come on then, what happened, did her daft bastard husband feint or something?" says I.

 

" No, better than that, it's got 6 toes!".

 

After about half an hour when I'd calmed down, I asked if she was serious, and she was-deadly.

 

*True story, name changed to protect the mutant.

[ohhh_yeah 2991]

 

first 29 minutes: http://www.filesonic.com/file/1717962484

 

30th minute to the end of the 1st half: http://www.filesonic.com/file/1718007174

 

2nd half: http://www.filesonic.com/file/1718343014

[Mac-Toon 1]

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=619614

 

Unbelievable.

[McFaul 35]

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=619614

 

Unbelievable.

Never try to understand the mentality of a mackem. When I worked there this fuckin mackem "John Smith" from Ry'oa-ahpe (Thai bride and all that caper straights), he said to me "Soonlun are a beegur cloob bea-cos there's 259 thewwwsund peapull in Newwwwcassul, and there's 280 thewssund in Soonlun" that was his argument.

 

Also today I see Brewce is saying the press coverage of the game has been disgusting because a lot of it focussed on what arseholes Bardsley and Cattermole are, thought it was fair enough mesel. Proper victims mackems.

[Guest alex]

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=619614

 

Unbelievable.

Never try to understand the mentality of a mackem. When I worked there this fuckin mackem "John Smith" from Ry'oa-ahpe (Thai bride and all that caper straights), he said to me "Soonlun are a beegur cloob bea-cos there's 259 thewwwsund peapull in Newwwwcassul, and there's 280 thewssund in Soonlun" that was his argument.

 

Also today I see Brewce is saying the press coverage of the game has been disgusting because a lot of it focussed on what arseholes Bardsley and Cattermole are, thought it was fair enough mesel. Proper victims mackems.

He should be thankful it didn't focus on how shit his team were and how ineffective his tactics were.

[Holden McGroin 6785]

He won everything like, bosses Ferdinand

 

+1

 

I thought his hold play was superb. Really impressed me on Sat.

[Toonraider 0]

I suppose is as time a time as any to re-tell a wee story which might raise a smile.

 

Mrs. Fist works in sunlun, a couple of years ago one of her mackem workmates got pregnant. Mrs. Fist kept me updated with every single detail of the pregnancy, as women do, and, come the birth, in she came with a grin as wide as the Tyne.

"Chantelle* had her baby today , you're going to love this…"

She was by this stage giggling like a bairn, so my interest was piqued.

"Come on then, what happened, did her daft bastard husband feint or something?" says I.

 

" No, better than that, it's got 6 toes!".

 

After about half an hour when I'd calmed down, I asked if she was serious, and she was-deadly.

 

*True story, name changed to protect the mutant.

 

[McFaul 35]

I suppose is as time a time as any to re-tell a wee story which might raise a smile.

 

Mrs. Fist works in sunlun, a couple of years ago one of her mackem workmates got pregnant. Mrs. Fist kept me updated with every single detail of the pregnancy, as women do, and, come the birth, in she came with a grin as wide as the Tyne.

"Chantelle* had her baby today , you're going to love this…"

She was by this stage giggling like a bairn, so my interest was piqued.

"Come on then, what happened, did her daft bastard husband feint or something?" says I.

 

" No, better than that, it's got 6 toes!".

 

After about half an hour when I'd calmed down, I asked if she was serious, and she was-deadly.

 

*True story, name changed to protect the mutant.

 

Do you ever see Mackems in your cheery seaside settlement TR? If you do, do you notice a difference between them and geordies?

[sweetleftpeg 0]

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=619614

 

Unbelievable.

Never try to understand the mentality of a mackem. When I worked there this fuckin mackem "John Smith" from Ry'oa-ahpe (Thai bride and all that caper straights), he said to me "Soonlun are a beegur cloob bea-cos there's 259 thewwwsund peapull in Newwwwcassul, and there's 280 thewssund in Soonlun" that was his argument.

 

Also today I see Brewce is saying the press coverage of the game has been disgusting because a lot of it focussed on what arseholes Bardsley and Cattermole are, thought it was fair enough mesel. Proper victims mackems.

 

He can't have watched Goals on Sunday then, who peddled the official line that we kicked them as much as they kicked us(!), even edited the highlights to make it look like that..omititng Cattermole's assault on Jonas ffs.

[Tom 14013]

 

Family Club Sunderland show their inherent moral class & fibre or something?

[sweetleftpeg 0]

 

Family Club Sunderland show their inherent moral class & fibre or something?

 

And they say they're not obsessed? You know the worst thing about this? It's NOT kids. Fucking hell, go to the pub you sad wankers.

[Tom 14013]

Grown men shouting at Taylor like that.

 

I wonder what they think of Larrson now...

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

I like the

 

"SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM"

 

occasionally punctuated by

 

"FUCK OFF... WANKASSS"

[McFaul 35]

See people who aren't from the NE, and have spent little time here, it's obviously hard for them to comprehend how they can be so different from us just 15 mile away, but you just need to watch this video to see the great differences between the two.

[Tom 14013]

Barton waves at them

[Tom 14013]

See people who aren't from the NE, and have spent little time here, it's obviously hard for them to comprehend how they can be so different from us just 15 mile away, but you just need to watch this video to see the great differences between the two.

 

Personally I've been at SJP watching two coaches go in - the England coach which I clapped & applauded the players as they were going in & I was there cheering Keegan when he came back with Man City.

 

I can't understand the mentality of turning up to boo, I'd rather have a pint & give them jip when they are on the pitch

[Craig 6700]

Rich of those bastards to shout 'get a haircut' at Coloccini....

 

Have they forgotten about this odious little turd?

 

[McFaul 35]

Rich of those bastards to shout 'get a haircut' at Coloccini....

 

Have they forgotten about this odious little turd?

 

Most people are average or areet looking, you get people who are outstandingly good looking. Eric Gates comes in none of those three categories. I think looking at that picture he's done very well to get through like with a really positive demeanour and a smile on his face. Genuinely fair play.

[sweetleftpeg 0]

'break a leg'

 

Touch of class aren't they?

[Guest alex]

Rich of those bastards to shout 'get a haircut' at Coloccini....

 

Have they forgotten about this odious little turd?

 

Most people are average or areet looking, you get people who are outstandingly good looking. Eric Gates comes in none of those three categories. I think looking at that picture he's done very well to get through like with a really positive demeanour and a smile on his face. Genuinely fair play.

Zelda off Terrahawks tbh.

[Sonatine 11578]

Rich of those bastards to shout 'get a haircut' at Coloccini....

 

Have they forgotten about this odious little turd?

 

Most people are average or areet looking, you get people who are outstandingly good looking. Eric Gates comes in none of those three categories. I think looking at that picture he's done very well to get through like with a really positive demeanour and a smile on his face. Genuinely fair play.

Zelda off Terrahawks tbh.

 

Looks like he spent most of his life living under a bridge, robbing passersby.

 

[McFaul 35]

Newcastle are now the only club in English football who haven't conceded a goal this season. HF would be proud of me today.

 

[snakehips 0]

 

Family Club Sunderland show their inherent moral class & fibre or something?

 

I'm liking those classy wrought iron railings at the front. Nice. Stylish. Not to mention the executive ropes off thingys. A cut above ordinary clubs. Like Coronation St trying to be Pall Mall.