Guest alex Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 ‘Sexy’ pics at 12, pregnant at 15 ...and her proud mum’s delightedHow not to raise a daughter A SCHOOLGIRL who posed aged 12 for controversial bikini pictures in a magazine is now pregnant at 15 - to the joy of her mum. The shots of Soya Keaveney outraged parents, who blasted mum Janis for fuelling the youngster's obsession with a modelling career. But now that dream is on hold after Soya got pregnant by a 17-year-old boyfriend who is allowed by Janis to stay overnight at the family home. Jobless single mum Janis, 48, said she was delighted because the council will now have to give her a bigger house. She added: "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. "Once the new baby comes the council will have to find us a place with four or five bedrooms. "We've already started packing. Soya's very much against abortion and there was never any doubt she would keep her baby. "I'm sure she'll make a wonderful mum and will teach her children discipline like I have." Soya said: "It was a shock at first but now I'm really excited. "I'm the first of my friends to have a baby - but I don't think I've grown up too fast." Janis gave full support to Soya's modelling dream, which involved strict diets and obsessive gym workouts even before she had hit her teens. But the magazine pictures of Soya in lacy undies and a bikini caused uproar. One parent said: "I can't believe her mother would let her go on like this. Has she never heard of paedophiles?" When Soya posted the snaps on Facebook she was deluged by lewd comments from perverts. Ex-school secretary Janis, who is now on benefits, claims she is a strict but understanding mum. Soya was going to discos in Thornaby, Cleveland, from the age of seven, wearing make-up, mini dresses and revealing tops. Janis said: "Soya is still only a girl and very immature in some ways, but I've always 100 per cent trusted her when she goes out with her friends. "When she was 12 or 13 she went with some pals to an under-18s disco and told me about a contest they had to see who could kiss the most boys. I didn't see any harm in it. After all, it was only kissing." Janis admitted she had let mechanic Jake stay overnight. But she insisted he and Soya, who was on the Pill, had separate bedrooms. And she plans to continue to keep them apart even though Soya is 12 weeks pregnant. She added: "I know people might think I'm laying down the law after the horse has bolted, but Soya won't be sharing a bed with Jake under my roof until she's turned 16 in January. "I'm very strict about that. I know they're very much in love but the law is the law. "Soya's dream of being a model is taking a back seat. Now she wants to be a midwife." http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...-delighted.html Seriously though. Fucking tragic, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11136 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Those fucking names man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 At least she can spell Teesside I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 At least she can spell Teesside I bet. Ooh, you teese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21370 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Soya already decided to name her new baby 'tofu'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Soya already decided to name her new baby 'tofu'. I held off on mentioning bean-flicking when I saw her name like One look at the mother suggests this is her way of living vicariously through her kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Is there any way we could poison the water supply for Teaseside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Those fucking names man! Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 20 years after Marietta Higgs attitudes still haven't changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Those fucking names man! Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" Ritzy next one called Ikon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Those fucking names man! Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" Ritzy next one called Ikon? Central Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Those fucking names man! Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" Ritzy next one called Ikon? Central Park. worst beer ever pund a pint Fosters we used to stay there all night with our 10as when we were 15/16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Those fucking names man! Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" Ritzy next one called Ikon? Central Park. We could throw some odds up for the bairns name like. Madison for a lass and Dobson for a lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Those fucking names man! Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" Ritzy next one called Ikon? Central Park. We could throw some odds up for the bairns name like. Madison for a lass and Dobson for a lad Or if they're proper Scotchies, Garter for a lass and Fishbar for a lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Is there any way we could poison the water supply for Teaseside? Happened about 30 years ago I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Good old Humberside My old science teacher http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Cleethorpes...tail/story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42881 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Good old Humberside My old science teacher http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Cleethorpes...tail/story.html Is he wearing guyliner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6594 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Those fucking names man! Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" Reckon they've copied the Beckhams and named them after the place where they were conceived? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Those fucking names man! Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" Reckon they've copied the Beckhams and named them after the place where they were conceived? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 (edited) Good old Humberside My old science teacher http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Cleethorpes...tail/story.html Is he wearing guyliner? Looks like it. He's got a paedo's haircut too. As for those names....... I'd put a bet on the following names for the baby: boy Sandal Gharee (i.e. Gary spelt wrong) Brut Chyllee (pronounced Chilli) Lambert-Butler Robbo Tungsten Aargon Perspex (in keeping with local roots) Girl Sherralee Omega (after the cheap cider) Radox Wendylene Tinkerbell Bean Curd in Black bean sauce Nevada Cava And that is discounting the regular chav names like Kai, Wayne, Chantelle etc. Edited August 17, 2011 by Billy Castell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Good old Humberside My old science teacher http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Cleethorpes...tail/story.html Is he wearing guyliner? Probably, he was always the questionable type. Had a car with a sticker saying "Kayaking is not a crime" on it. Who the fuck even said it was!? He also added me on xbox live and sent me a message at 2 am "What you doing up at this time on a school night? ". All i'm saying... it's a close call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 You mean you nearly got bummed by the Purple Kevin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 You mean you nearly got bummed by the Purple Kevin? Probably not, I don't think i'm his type, he always had "special relationships" with students though, one of my mates was always made coffee by him and went to see him at dinner because they were "such great mates". Sadly noone in my year got bummed, that'd be too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41407 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 (edited) Good old Humberside My old science teacher http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Cleethorpes...tail/story.html Is he wearing guyliner? Looks like it. He's got a paedo's haircut too. As for those names....... I'd put a bet on the following names for the baby: boy Sandal Gharee (i.e. Gary spelt wrong) Brut Chyllee (pronounced Chilli) Lambert-Butler Robbo Tungsten Aargon Perspex (in keeping with local roots) Girl Sherralee Omega (after the cheap cider) Radox Wendylene Tinkerbell Bean Curd in Black bean sauce Nevada Cava And that is discounting the regular chav names like Kai, Wayne, Chantelle etc. There is a kid at my daughter's school called Aragorn. I shit thee not. Edited August 17, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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