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‘Sexy’ pics at 12, pregnant at 15 ...and her proud mum’s delighted

How not to raise a daughter

 

A SCHOOLGIRL who posed aged 12 for controversial bikini pictures in a magazine is now pregnant at 15 - to the joy of her mum.

The shots of Soya Keaveney outraged parents, who blasted mum Janis for fuelling the youngster's obsession with a modelling career.

But now that dream is on hold after Soya got pregnant by a 17-year-old boyfriend who is allowed by Janis to stay overnight at the family home.

Jobless single mum Janis, 48, said she was delighted because the council will now have to give her a bigger house.

She added: "Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

"Once the new baby comes the council will have to find us a place with four or five bedrooms.

"We've already started packing. Soya's very much against abortion and there was never any doubt she would keep her baby.

"I'm sure she'll make a wonderful mum and will teach her children discipline like I have."

Soya said: "It was a shock at first but now I'm really excited.

"I'm the first of my friends to have a baby - but I don't think I've grown up too fast."

Janis gave full support to Soya's modelling dream, which involved strict diets and obsessive gym workouts even before she had hit her teens.

But the magazine pictures of Soya in lacy undies and a bikini caused uproar. One parent said: "I can't believe her mother would let her go on like this. Has she never heard of paedophiles?"

When Soya posted the snaps on Facebook she was deluged by lewd comments from perverts.

Ex-school secretary Janis, who is now on benefits, claims she is a strict but understanding mum.

Soya was going to discos in Thornaby, Cleveland, from the age of seven, wearing make-up, mini dresses and revealing tops.

Janis said: "Soya is still only a girl and very immature in some ways, but I've always 100 per cent trusted her when she goes out with her friends.

"When she was 12 or 13 she went with some pals to an under-18s disco and told me about a contest they had to see who could kiss the most boys. I didn't see any harm in it. After all, it was only kissing."

Janis admitted she had let mechanic Jake stay overnight.

But she insisted he and Soya, who was on the Pill, had separate bedrooms.

And she plans to continue to keep them apart even though Soya is 12 weeks pregnant.

She added: "I know people might think I'm laying down the law after the horse has bolted, but Soya won't be sharing a bed with Jake under my roof until she's turned 16 in January.

"I'm very strict about that. I know they're very much in love but the law is the law.

"Soya's dream of being a model is taking a back seat. Now she wants to be a midwife."

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...-delighted.html

 

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Seriously though. Fucking tragic, isn't it?

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"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

 

 

Those fucking names man! ;)

 

 

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Soya already decided to name her new baby 'tofu'.

I held off on mentioning bean-flicking when I saw her name like ;)

One look at the mother suggests this is her way of living vicariously through her kids. ;)

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"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

 

 

Those fucking names man! ;)

 

 

 

Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" ;)

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"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

 

 

Those fucking names man! ;)

 

 

 

Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" ;)

Ritzy :blush: next one called Ikon?

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"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

 

 

Those fucking names man! ;)

 

 

 

Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" ;)

Ritzy :blush: next one called Ikon?

:D Central Park.

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"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

 

 

Those fucking names man! ;)

 

 

 

Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" ;)

Ritzy :blush: next one called Ikon?

:D Central Park.

:D worst beer ever pund a pint Fosters we used to stay there all night with our 10as when we were 15/16.

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"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

 

 

Those fucking names man! ;)

 

 

 

Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" ;)

Ritzy :blush: next one called Ikon?

:D Central Park.

 

We could throw some odds up for the bairns name like. Madison for a lass and Dobson for a lad :D

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"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

 

 

Those fucking names man! ;)

 

 

 

Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" ;)

Ritzy :blush: next one called Ikon?

:D Central Park.

 

We could throw some odds up for the bairns name like. Madison for a lass and Dobson for a lad :D

Or if they're proper Scotchies, Garter for a lass and Fishbar for a lad.

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"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

 

 

Those fucking names man! ;)

 

 

 

Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" ;)

 

Reckon they've copied the Beckhams and named them after the place where they were conceived? :blush:

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"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies.

 

 

Those fucking names man! :lol:

 

 

 

Fucking hell man. "Ritzy" :icon_lol:

 

Reckon they've copied the Beckhams and named them after the place where they were conceived? :lol:

 

:lol:

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Good old Humberside

 

My old science teacher

 

http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Cleethorpes...tail/story.html

 

Is he wearing guyliner?

 

Looks like it. He's got a paedo's haircut too.

 

As for those names....... :lol: I'd put a bet on the following names for the baby:

 

boy

 

Sandal

Gharee (i.e. Gary spelt wrong)

Brut

Chyllee (pronounced Chilli)

Lambert-Butler

Robbo

Tungsten

Aargon

Perspex (in keeping with local roots)

 

Girl

 

Sherralee

Omega (after the cheap cider)

Radox

Wendylene

Tinkerbell

Bean Curd in Black bean sauce

Nevada

Cava

 

And that is discounting the regular chav names like Kai, Wayne, Chantelle etc.

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Good old Humberside

 

My old science teacher

 

http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Cleethorpes...tail/story.html

 

Is he wearing guyliner?

Probably, he was always the questionable type. Had a car with a sticker saying "Kayaking is not a crime" on it. Who the fuck even said it was!?

He also added me on xbox live and sent me a message at 2 am "What you doing up at this time on a school night? :lol:".

All i'm saying... it's a close call.

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You mean you nearly got bummed by the Purple Kevin?

:lol: Probably not, I don't think i'm his type, he always had "special relationships" with students though, one of my mates was always made coffee by him and went to see him at dinner because they were "such great mates". Sadly noone in my year got bummed, that'd be too funny.

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Good old Humberside

 

My old science teacher

 

http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Cleethorpes...tail/story.html

 

Is he wearing guyliner?

 

Looks like it. He's got a paedo's haircut too.

 

As for those names....... :lol: I'd put a bet on the following names for the baby:

 

boy

 

Sandal

Gharee (i.e. Gary spelt wrong)

Brut

Chyllee (pronounced Chilli)

Lambert-Butler

Robbo

Tungsten

Aargon

Perspex (in keeping with local roots)

 

Girl

 

Sherralee

Omega (after the cheap cider)

Radox

Wendylene

Tinkerbell

Bean Curd in Black bean sauce

Nevada

Cava

 

And that is discounting the regular chav names like Kai, Wayne, Chantelle etc.

There is a kid at my daughter's school called Aragorn.

I shit thee not.

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