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For those that know it:
And what is it that put America in the forefront of the nuclear nations? And what is it that will make it possible to spend twenty billion dollars of your money to put some clown on the moon? Well, it was good old American know how, that's what, as provided by good old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun.

 

Gather 'round while I tell you of Wernher von Braun,

A man whose allegiance

Is ruled by expedience.

Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown,

"Ha, Nazi, Schmazi," says Wernher von Braun.

 

Don't say that he's hypocritical,

Say rather that he's apolitical.

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun.

 

Some have harsh words for this man of renown,

But some think our attitude

Should be one of gratitude,

Like the widows and cripples in old London town,

Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.**

 

You too may be a big hero,

Once you've learned to count backwards to zero.

"In German oder English I know how to count down,

Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher von Braun.

Copywrite 1965 by Tom Lehrer.

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Copyright tbh.

 

And it sounds more like one of Wacky's anyway

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PROFESSOR Lehrer to you laddie

 

This one is almost as good as "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" or "the Old Drug Peddler" (..spreading joy wherever he goes....")

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Fair play, not my type like, but I was just curious to see who she was.

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That surprises me. Maybe if she applied her make-up with a trowel and lopped them out on demand, eh? ;)

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:lol:

 

I don't like birds with shit loads of make up on. Darlene from Hollyoaks is perfection.

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Fair play, not my type like, but I was just curious to see who she was.

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That surprises me. Maybe if she applied her make-up with a trowel and lopped them out on demand, eh? ;)

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:lol:

 

I don't like birds with shit loads of make up on. Darlene from Hollyoaks is perfection.

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Got a pic?

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American irony no doubt :lol:

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SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY

 

SAN FRANCISCO - The Daily Telegraph spoke to Jay Fullmer, 38, who became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony yesterday.

 

'It was weird,' Fullmer said, 'I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and shit and he said, like, "great weather!", or something like that.'

 

Said Fullmer: 'And I thought - wait a minute, it's like, no way is it great weather.'

 

Fullmer soon realised that the other man's "mistake" was deliberate.

 

'This guy was pretty cool about it,' Fullmer said.

 

Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, planned to use irony himself in future.

 

'I'm like saying it all the time.' he said. 'Last weekend I was like grilling steaks and I like burned them to shit, so I turned to everyone and I said "great weather!".'

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