catmag 336 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) I was listening to the 3rd part of the Ricky Gervais podcasts earlier and there was something that has made me curious. There was a bit about buying toilet roll in a shop and all 3 of the presenters said there is no way they would just go into a shop solely to buy toilet roll. Having just had a conv with Gemmill about it and his direct quote was "There's no way I'd just go in a shop and buy toilet roll on it's own! Even if I just bought a paper and some chocolate with it, I'd have to buy something otherwise the person behind the counter would just know I was going straight home for a shit!" So is that a boy thing? I have no qualms about going and buying loo roll on it's own, but then I suppose girls need loo roll more than boys What a lovely subject for tea-time eh? Edited December 19, 2005 by catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Needing a sit down brown is nothing to be ashamed of imo, i mean after all we all need to do it. So what if the shopkeeper knows your going for a Richard the third, it's when he/she starts asking to watch from under a glass coffee table thats the time to start worrying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I would buy loo roll on its own like.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20953 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Absolutely no problem buying loo roll by itself. I was once slightly embarassed to buy tampons by themselves for my g/f, but got over it. Condoms at chemists can be slightly embarassing too if you're under 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 wouldnt dare buy toliet roll on it's own no way tip for buying condoms from a supermarket go to the checkout with the woman who's pushing 60 on it, give her a nice big smile as she beeps them through, cos in her head she'll be thinking 'bastards, getting some and i havent had it for years' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43853 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Just for further clarity - I wouldn't go to Tesco and just buy bog roll, but at the same time, I'm not gonna go to the little shop across the street and buy it by itself either. Especially the shop across from my street cos it sells bog roll individually, unwrapped, by the roll. It almost feels like I may as well just squat in the shop if I'm gonna buy that. By the way, this is all probably because I'm an immature twat, and I KNOW that if I worked in a shop and someone came in and just bought one bog roll I'd be thinking "Ah aye, shitey arse....got the shits, have we?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Scared to buy a bog roll? Pussy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Buying a papar with it is even worse...! What does, that say! Your not only going straight home for a shit, but your going to relax with your paper while shitting for queen and country. I must admit, buying chocolates too is something I've never tried.....Your concentrating on reading your paper, eating your chocolates, you finish up then you notice you have chocolate on your fingers.......what do you do instinctively ? I mean.........what if its not chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I once bought a toilet roll on it's own and waliked home with it without a plastic bag Crazy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I once bought a toilet roll on it's own and waliked home with it without a plastic bag Crazy days. 69661[/snapback] I hope the vicar didn't see you. How would you have ever lived that down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I have no problem buying skid-sheet, but I don't know if I could buy it on its own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I have a mate who once bought a jazz mag and a packet of tissues at the same time. He might as well have said "I'm going home for one off the wrist" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I have a mate who once bought a jazz mag and a packet of tissues at the same time. He might as well have said "I'm going home for one off the wrist" 69684[/snapback] So ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Doesn't bother me. I've bought toilet roll on it's own before and never thought about it. Everyone has a sh!te, so I don't see what the problem is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I've no qualms about it, only wish they'd hurry up and get me my change faster, don't they know i've got the turtle's head and i'm touching cloth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I never thought about getting embarassed about buying it.. But now I can see why people would be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I've never bought it. Me maa does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20953 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I've never bought it. Me maa does. 69718[/snapback] Are you a sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10648 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I've never done it, but I guess i've always had something else that I need to buy when I go to the shop.. so it's not like "I'm not just buying bog roll cos I'll look like I need a shit" more like "While I'm in here I'll buy some Apple Juice"..... I suppose the last part of that was excessive detail, but fuck it I'm bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Buying a papar with it is even worse...! What does, that say! Your not only going straight home for a shit, but your going to relax with your paper while shitting for queen and country. I must admit, buying chocolates too is something I've never tried.....Your concentrating on reading your paper, eating your chocolates, you finish up then you notice you have chocolate on your fingers.......what do you do instinctively ? I mean.........what if its not chocolate? 69659[/snapback] I agree, letting them know your going home for a relaxing shit while reading the Times doesnt give the right impression. Thats why I always buy a copy of Razzle with bog roll just to confuse them as to what comes first the wipe or wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10648 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 maybe a shwank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Never bothered me. Girls do get through the stuff at a phenomenal rate though, I've only noticed this since neither me or the girl I share a bathroom with can be bothered to chuck out the used cardboard tubes. There's fucking loads of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magelaide 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Try being a girl and having to purchase tampons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I've never bought it. Me maa does. 69718[/snapback] Does she wipe your arse as well? You sound like the sort! "Mammy I'm finished". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 S-O, any chance of toning down the avatar a bit mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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