Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Kicked a duck up the arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I smoked illegal drugs (cannabis) one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I smoked illegal drugs (cannabis) one time. Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 i sniff the cocaine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 once had sex with a toy car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 once had sex with a toy car Kevin goes down on his missus. Does this mean you're a cannibal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 (edited) Had a good crack on with the cambodian mafia, told them they shouldn't carry the machetes down their boxers/beckham sarongs, in case they fall and chop off their nut sack. They thought I was mental by the way and said I would fit in, in Cambodia. ha.! Told the Cambodian guy the from my hostel, the best to chat up a British lass was to tell her "ew pet get ya rat oot" he went around the club all night asking lasses to get their rats oot. Went out clubbing with the mafia in China, was there at a mates wedding and he had/has connections there ha. I had a brawl in Thailand that I have no memory of cos I was that pissed, just vague memories and flashbacks, of getting punched, throwing punches and getting dragged away from all the commotion. I just remember talking about a bloody dog, a punch and then threw a punch, nowt else. Had a small mark on my cheek and a few cuts on my fists. Got chased by trannies trying to grab my cock, then when I was fleeing I fell off a small cliff, lost a sandal and tried to get back to my hostel at 4am in the morning, walking around the streets with no shoes. Some guys had gay bum love under my bed when I stayed in a hostel in Germany, slept with my back against the wall, then woke up in the morning surrounded by loads of teen american girls in underwear and 2 gay boys, when I was minging off my face. Randomly walked into a massive nazi demonstration in Munich and ended right in the middle with my shaved head looking the part. That is all I can think of for now. Edited August 5, 2011 by charvski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Had a good crack on with the cambodian mafia, told them they shouldn't carry the machetes down their boxers/beckham sarongs, in case they fall and chop off their nut sack. They thought I was mental by the way and said I would fit in, in Cambodia. ha.! Told the Cambodian guy the from my hostel, the best to chat up a British lass was to tell her "ew pet get ya rat oot" he went around the club all night asking lasses to get their rats oot. Went out clubbing with the mafia in China, was there at a mates wedding and he had/has connections there ha. I had a brawl in Thailand that I have no memory of cos I was that pissed, just vague memories and flashbacks, of getting punched, throwing punches and getting dragged away from all the commotion. I just remember talking about a bloody dog, a punch and then threw a punch, nowt else. Had a small mark on my cheek and a few cuts on my fists. Got chased by trannies trying to grab my cock, then when I was fleeing I fell off a small cliff, lost a sandal and tried to get back to my hostel at 4am in the morning, walking around the streets with no shoes. Some guys had gay bum love under my bed when I stayed in a hostel in Germany, slept with my back against the wall, then woke up in the morning surrounded by loads of teen american girls in underwear and 2 gay boys, when I was minging off my face. Randomly walked into a massive nazi demonstration in Munich and ended right in the middle with my shaved head looking the part. That is all I can think of for now. Did it occur to you to tell your brackmairer this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Had a good crack on with the cambodian mafia, told them they shouldn't carry the machetes down their boxers/beckham sarongs, in case they fall and chop off their nut sack. They thought I was mental by the way and said I would fit in, in Cambodia. ha.! Told the Cambodian guy the from my hostel, the best to chat up a British lass was to tell her "ew pet get ya rat oot" he went around the club all night asking lasses to get their rats oot. Went out clubbing with the mafia in China, was there at a mates wedding and he had/has connections there ha. I had a brawl in Thailand that I have no memory of cos I was that pissed, just vague memories and flashbacks, of getting punched, throwing punches and getting dragged away from all the commotion. I just remember talking about a bloody dog, a punch and then threw a punch, nowt else. Had a small mark on my cheek and a few cuts on my fists. Got chased by trannies trying to grab my cock, then when I was fleeing I fell off a small cliff, lost a sandal and tried to get back to my hostel at 4am in the morning, walking around the streets with no shoes. Some guys had gay bum love under my bed when I stayed in a hostel in Germany, slept with my back against the wall, then woke up in the morning surrounded by loads of teen american girls in underwear and 2 gay boys, when I was minging off my face. Randomly walked into a massive nazi demonstration in Munich and ended right in the middle with my shaved head looking the part. That is all I can think of for now. Did it occur to you to tell your brackmairer this? speaking to one of my friends here about that, he told me he might be able to help me out if I have any problems due to his father in law being involved with the Mafia here too. It seems I manage to attract the wrong kind of people to me ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Had a good crack on with the cambodian mafia, told them they shouldn't carry the machetes down their boxers/beckham sarongs, in case they fall and chop off their nut sack. They thought I was mental by the way and said I would fit in, in Cambodia. ha.! Told the Cambodian guy the from my hostel, the best to chat up a British lass was to tell her "ew pet get ya rat oot" he went around the club all night asking lasses to get their rats oot. Went out clubbing with the mafia in China, was there at a mates wedding and he had/has connections there ha. I had a brawl in Thailand that I have no memory of cos I was that pissed, just vague memories and flashbacks, of getting punched, throwing punches and getting dragged away from all the commotion. I just remember talking about a bloody dog, a punch and then threw a punch, nowt else. Had a small mark on my cheek and a few cuts on my fists. Got chased by trannies trying to grab my cock, then when I was fleeing I fell off a small cliff, lost a sandal and tried to get back to my hostel at 4am in the morning, walking around the streets with no shoes. Some guys had gay bum love under my bed when I stayed in a hostel in Germany, slept with my back against the wall, then woke up in the morning surrounded by loads of teen american girls in underwear and 2 gay boys, when I was minging off my face. Randomly walked into a massive nazi demonstration in Munich and ended right in the middle with my shaved head looking the part. That is all I can think of for now. Glad I don't hang about with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I remember travelling in Thailand, and some guy asked me where I was from. Told him Newcastle and he said WOW FROM ENGLAND TOO!!! and I said yeah big deal. Where you from like. He said i'm from Norwich and then he went a bit mental, telling me to stop taking the piss out of him and that for no apparent reason. He kept asking me over and over where are you from. It got to the point where I had to say, I have fucking told you a million times mate. I remember waking up hearing 2 lasses I knew licking each other out but I couldn't get through the window cos it turned out I was asleep on the roof in my boxers not knowing where my clothes were.....surrounded by empty spirit bottles. (this was years ago) Played a gig one time, then went back with a few friends to their place to have a bit of a party and then ended up in bed with the 2 lasses, not doing nowt just sleeping, they started fucking each other so naturally I joined in. One of their boyfriends was downstairs and when he came back up I pretended to be asleep. He started crying saying he hated his lass and all that jazz. Went out for one of my birthdays on a date with some lass, some other lass that liked me but I didn't like her took a hissy fit and went ape shit, the lass I was with on the date buggered off, then another lasses lad said he was gonna commit suicide and I knew him so ran after him, his lass said I was gonna batter the cunt, so she came running after me shouting to the whole world I was gonna kill her boyfriend. Turned around and had about 20 people wanting to kill me for trying to stop him from killing him self. Played a gig in the fishtank in durham, and wrote YOU HAVE BEEN JIMMED on the back of the other bands trailer for being cock ends. stole some vinegar and drove around durham squirting people with vinegar. Fuck it, I am sure I have plenty more stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6853 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Had a good crack on with the cambodian mafia, told them they shouldn't carry the machetes down their boxers/beckham sarongs, in case they fall and chop off their nut sack. They thought I was mental by the way and said I would fit in, in Cambodia. ha.! Told the Cambodian guy the from my hostel, the best to chat up a British lass was to tell her "ew pet get ya rat oot" he went around the club all night asking lasses to get their rats oot. Went out clubbing with the mafia in China, was there at a mates wedding and he had/has connections there ha. I had a brawl in Thailand that I have no memory of cos I was that pissed, just vague memories and flashbacks, of getting punched, throwing punches and getting dragged away from all the commotion. I just remember talking about a bloody dog, a punch and then threw a punch, nowt else. Had a small mark on my cheek and a few cuts on my fists. Got chased by trannies trying to grab my cock, then when I was fleeing I fell off a small cliff, lost a sandal and tried to get back to my hostel at 4am in the morning, walking around the streets with no shoes. Some guys had gay bum love under my bed when I stayed in a hostel in Germany, slept with my back against the wall, then woke up in the morning surrounded by loads of teen american girls in underwear and 2 gay boys, when I was minging off my face. Randomly walked into a massive nazi demonstration in Munich and ended right in the middle with my shaved head looking the part. That is all I can think of for now. Something doesn't add up here! You reckon you knock about with the Cambodian AND Chinese Mafia, but when a 7stone lass tells you she's going to dobb you in to your Mrs you push the sofa up against the door and run to the nearest police station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Had a good crack on with the cambodian mafia, told them they shouldn't carry the machetes down their boxers/beckham sarongs, in case they fall and chop off their nut sack. They thought I was mental by the way and said I would fit in, in Cambodia. ha.! Told the Cambodian guy the from my hostel, the best to chat up a British lass was to tell her "ew pet get ya rat oot" he went around the club all night asking lasses to get their rats oot. Went out clubbing with the mafia in China, was there at a mates wedding and he had/has connections there ha. I had a brawl in Thailand that I have no memory of cos I was that pissed, just vague memories and flashbacks, of getting punched, throwing punches and getting dragged away from all the commotion. I just remember talking about a bloody dog, a punch and then threw a punch, nowt else. Had a small mark on my cheek and a few cuts on my fists. Got chased by trannies trying to grab my cock, then when I was fleeing I fell off a small cliff, lost a sandal and tried to get back to my hostel at 4am in the morning, walking around the streets with no shoes. Some guys had gay bum love under my bed when I stayed in a hostel in Germany, slept with my back against the wall, then woke up in the morning surrounded by loads of teen american girls in underwear and 2 gay boys, when I was minging off my face. Randomly walked into a massive nazi demonstration in Munich and ended right in the middle with my shaved head looking the part. That is all I can think of for now. Something doesn't add up here! You reckon you knock about with the Cambodian AND Chinese Mafia, but when a 7stone lass tells you she's going to dobb you in to your Mrs you push the sofa up against the door and run to the nearest police station Didn't mean I hang out with them.... In Cambodia, when I was travelling there, there was loads of commotion in the bar across the road. Some lass getting kung fu kicked in the head. Then all these guys turn up in sarongs with massive machetes, all the other tourists run off, I just hung about to see what was going on. Then loads of police came so I stood around chatting with the people and they told me they were the mafia. For all I know they could of just been blokes from up the road. But they did have the knifes down their strides. I went to China with a mate from back home, he told me all his mates back home are/were connected to the mafia, and that is why his dad sent him to England to get him away from it, had a night out with them and that. And this is a thread called none everyday things I have done. Plus I was younger and more stupid then. The 7 stone lassy thing, it was more because I didn't know who was behind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Then what happened ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 We were trying to find out if anyone has sky-dived or written a book, then you and J69 come in bragging about past lasses you've shagged. Way to lower the tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6853 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Have you ever had sex on top of high force? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Did you write on her arse as well J69? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6853 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 No. People seem to be confusing me having sex with a girl who does pornographic movies with me doing pornographic movies. Less moaning about the non-everyday things I have done and more posting about non-everyday things you have done please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I'm sure she loves a man with grey hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6853 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Not as much as she loves pre-pubescents that work in McDonalds. Have a word Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 So which Norweigan porno where you in again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Had sex on top of high force and in the back row at a cinema. Also had sex with a norwegian porn star once. Who? Was going to say I was more impressed by your other claim, but you've removed that now. What's your connection? Yeah I suddenly thought how gay that looks if one of them actually frequents here! My sister is getting married to a cricketer in October. Anyone decent? And who's the Norwegian? Pics please. This was all I could find NSFW http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/19/54130544.png/ TinEye shows nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Am writing a novel and have nearly finished the first draft. Still a crazy amount of editing and revising ahead though. What's yours about AA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I'm luke I'm 5 my dads Bruce Lee, drives me round in his JCB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 Am writing a novel and have nearly finished the first draft. Still a crazy amount of editing and revising ahead though. What's yours about AA? Wow good work mate! How many words is yours? Its a sci-fi thriller based upon the concept that TV Networks rule the world in a totalaterian society where everyone is brainwashed through advertising. What's yours about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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