Craig 6682 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one It came to my mind the other day that all the lasses I've slept with have been older than me! BTW since when did driving a caravan become an everday thing? I'll never drive one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Never ironed.Never used a washer machine.Never seen a harry potter cunting film. Never seen ET. Never towed a cravan. Never seen Star Wars. Never got caught throwing eggs and bits of dog shit at the window cleaners ( hmmm next thread window cleaners) etc list yours cunts Never left home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 .........Never learnt to stop using the C word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Never raped a bird from Taiwan Never pushed my sofa up against the door Never armed myself with a pan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Never raped a bird from TaiwanNever pushed my sofa up against the door Never armed myself with a pan Never sucked cock Never had a period Never had a sex change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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