Guest Geordio Armani Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never ironed. Never used a washer machine. Never seen a harry potter cunting film. Never seen ET. Never towed a cravan. Never seen Star Wars. Never got caught throwing eggs and bits of dog shit at the window cleaners ( hmmm next thread window cleaners) etc list yours cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 So many cunting things I've not done. Never done bukkake Never done reverse piledriver The list goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordio Armani Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 So many cunting things I've not done.Never done bukkake Never done reverse piledriver The list goes on. Never been blinded whilst smashing the inside of a golf ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never had a double xxl kebab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordio Armani Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never had a double xxl kebab Never had a pint of John smiths... cunts drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordio Armani Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one EAGER??? no cunt i know ever ever says that.... are you some sort of string? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15182 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one It's overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41407 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Acknowledged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6853 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never ironed.Never used a washer machine. Never seen a harry potter cunting film. Never seen ET. Never towed a cravan. Never seen Star Wars. Never got caught throwing eggs and bits of dog shit at the window cleaners ( hmmm next thread window cleaners) etc list yours cunts Bet you look proper smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never ironed.Never used a washer machine.Never seen a harry potter cunting film. Never seen ET. Never towed a cravan. Never seen Star Wars. Never got caught throwing eggs and bits of dog shit at the window cleaners ( hmmm next thread window cleaners) etc list yours cunts Never left home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31827 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never too late to say goodbye Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down Never can say goodbye Never mind the Bollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41407 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 (edited) Edited August 3, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15182 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31827 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never attempt to force a fart after 8 pints of Guinness and a Mexican Pizza the night before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41407 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Only you … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42880 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I get you've shit the bed Geordio. You seem the type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one Jesus, you make us sound like fairground rides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I get you've shit the bed Geordio. You seem the type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15182 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one Jesus, you make us sound like fairground rides! Wey I've heard you just have to feed in £2 for a five-minute go. Is that not right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41407 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I get you've shit the bed Geordio. You seem the type. A lad I worked with on the Med had a 24 hr bender and ended up pulling a tourist lass. We were just getting up when we saw him dash out of his tent at 7am, running kind of awkwardly and holding his hands away from himself. After a quick visit to the shower block, back he came, ducked back into his tent, then seconds later we hear him shouting at the poor lass " You filthy cow! Look at the mess, get out you skank" ( or words to that effect). That night we quizzed him, he'd woken up, realised he'd shit the bed, saw this lass comatose next to him so rolled her in it and hoyed a bit round her stinker. A quick shower, back in to bed , then woke her up outraged at the mess " she" had made of his bed. Once we'd stopped laughing we all agreed he was an utter twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I get you've shit the bed Geordio. You seem the type. A lad I worked with on the Med had a 24 hr bender and ended up pulling a tourist lass. We were just getting up when we saw him dash out of his tent at 7am, running kind of awkwardly and holding his hands away from himself. After a quick visit to the shower block, back he came, ducked back into his tent, then seconds later we hear him shouting at the poor lass " You filthy cow! Look at the mess, get out you skank" ( or words to that effect). That night we quizzed him, he'd woken up, realised he'd shit the bed, saw this lass comatose next to him so rolled her in it and hoyed a bit round her stinker. A quick shower, back in to bed , then woke her up outraged at the mess " she" had made of his bed. Once we'd stopped laughing we all agreed he was an utter twat. The poor woman is probably still in counselling. "It's never happened before, I can't remember a thing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep at night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41407 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 The worst thing was it was her first night of a fortnight holiday. The temptation to make fart noises when she walked past was too much, and by the end she was a bit jumpy to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one Jesus, you make us sound like fairground rides! Wey I've heard you just have to feed in £2 for a five-minute go. Is that not right? fiver mebbes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 The worst thing was it was her first night of a fortnight holiday. The temptation to make fart noises when she walked past was too much, and by the end she was a bit jumpy to say the least. That is vile and hilarious in equal measure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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