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Never ironed.

Never used a washer machine.

Never seen a harry potter cunting film.

Never seen ET.

Never towed a cravan.

Never seen Star Wars.

Never got caught throwing eggs and bits of dog shit at the window cleaners ( hmmm next thread window cleaners)

etc list yours cunts

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Guest Geordio Armani
So many cunting things I've not done.

Never done bukkake

Never done reverse piledriver

The list goes on.

 

Never been blinded whilst smashing the inside of a golf ball.

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Guest Geordio Armani
Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one

 

EAGER??? no cunt i know ever ever says that.... are you some sort of string?

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Never ironed.

Never used a washer machine.

Never seen a harry potter cunting film.

Never seen ET.

Never towed a cravan.

Never seen Star Wars.

Never got caught throwing eggs and bits of dog shit at the window cleaners ( hmmm next thread window cleaners)

etc list yours cunts

 

Bet you look proper smart

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Never ironed.

Never used a washer machine.Never seen a harry potter cunting film.

Never seen ET.

Never towed a cravan.

Never seen Star Wars.

Never got caught throwing eggs and bits of dog shit at the window cleaners ( hmmm next thread window cleaners)

etc list yours cunts

 

Never left home?

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Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one

 

Jesus, you make us sound like fairground rides! :lol:

 

 

Wey I've heard you just have to feed in £2 for a five-minute go. Is that not right? ;)

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I get you've shit the bed Geordio. You seem the type.

A lad I worked with on the Med had a 24 hr bender and ended up pulling a tourist lass.

We were just getting up when we saw him dash out of his tent at 7am, running kind of awkwardly and holding his hands away from himself.

After a quick visit to the shower block, back he came, ducked back into his tent, then seconds later we hear him shouting at the poor lass " You filthy cow! Look at the mess, get out you skank" ( or words to that effect).

That night we quizzed him, he'd woken up, realised he'd shit the bed, saw this lass comatose next to him so rolled her in it and hoyed a bit round her stinker.

A quick shower, back in to bed , then woke her up outraged at the mess " she" had made of his bed.

 

 

Once we'd stopped laughing we all agreed he was an utter twat.

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I get you've shit the bed Geordio. You seem the type.

A lad I worked with on the Med had a 24 hr bender and ended up pulling a tourist lass.

We were just getting up when we saw him dash out of his tent at 7am, running kind of awkwardly and holding his hands away from himself.

After a quick visit to the shower block, back he came, ducked back into his tent, then seconds later we hear him shouting at the poor lass " You filthy cow! Look at the mess, get out you skank" ( or words to that effect).

That night we quizzed him, he'd woken up, realised he'd shit the bed, saw this lass comatose next to him so rolled her in it and hoyed a bit round her stinker.

A quick shower, back in to bed , then woke her up outraged at the mess " she" had made of his bed.

 

 

Once we'd stopped laughing we all agreed he was an utter twat.

 

:lol:

 

The poor woman is probably still in counselling.

 

"It's never happened before, I can't remember a thing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep at night."

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Never fucked a geordie lass. Really eager to have a go on one

 

Jesus, you make us sound like fairground rides! :lol:

 

 

Wey I've heard you just have to feed in £2 for a five-minute go. Is that not right? ;)

 

fiver mebbes... :)

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The worst thing was it was her first night of a fortnight holiday.

 

The temptation to make fart noises when she walked past was too much, and by the end she was a bit jumpy to say the least.

 

That is vile and hilarious in equal measure :lol:

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