Christmas Tree 4711 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 simonbirdmirror Simon Bird If Joey Barton is playing v Arsenal as he just hinted, surely he's revealed team info and is heading for another fine?! #byebye120k #nufc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Football Charlie got it in one. I did think 'student' like when I saw the Che Guervara avatar and the Morrissey lyrics. It made me wonder if it was actually him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Football Charlie got it in one. Sounds familiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 simonbirdmirror Simon Bird If Joey Barton is playing v Arsenal as he just hinted, surely he's revealed team info and is heading for another fine?! #byebye120k #nufc "@milesstarforth: Alan Pardew won't have any qualms about naming Jose Enrique in his starting XI for #arsenal match on Saturday http://t.co/tRHf0Iq #nufc #lfc" Holy shit. Wonder if llambias will fine pardoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Football Charlie got it in one. Sounds familiar @FootballCharlie Must of his tweets are HTAFC but his crack is really decent and he writes some good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You will upset Semimental mind! Barton has managed the transition from renegade fan favourite who tells it how it is to a bit of a dick who is overusing the 'top 100 motivational quotes' website and isnt quite as bright as he thinks he is in 2weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 The sad thing is he still appears to be significantly more intelligent than 90% of the 'OMGZ I JUS BIN NANDOS BRAPBRAP BANTAAA BLUD INIT NANA NAIIIIIIII' football generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You would give your right arm to be a pro footballer wouldn't you J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 "If I was a pro footballer I would donate all my wages to the poor and needy coloured people because it is more important to have a satisfied mind and spirit than material riches, and also I would still look after the retards and act in Norweigan pornos because I have to share my gifts with the world." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You would give your right arm to be a pro footballer wouldn't you J69 Wouldnt you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You would give your right arm to be a pro footballer wouldn't you J69 Wouldnt you? Not if you wanted to be a goalkeeper. Sort've defeats the purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7073 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You would give your right arm to be a pro footballer wouldn't you J69 Wouldnt you? Would significantly reduce the number of fouls conceded. Could even be an advantage. Where are the amputee footballers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Already cracked an amputee joke, Trophyshy. Like, literally 1 post ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You would give your right arm to be a pro footballer wouldn't you J69 Wouldnt you? Nah, I'm only interested in the trimmings that go with it tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You would give your right arm to be a pro footballer wouldn't you J69 Wouldnt you? Nah, I'm only interested in the trimmings that go with it tbh Louis Vuitton washbags, big headphones n that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You would give your right arm to be a pro footballer wouldn't you J69 Wouldnt you? Nah, I'm only interested in the trimmings that go with it tbh I'd prefer the trappings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Its the fame and attention you'd be after you fucking bellend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 So the all the things you just said you wanted? The truth is I would love to be a pro footballer and get to play football everyday. The fame and attention would be the biggest negatives for me. You literally don't have the first idea about me Freud Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Be all about the cash for me, because I'm like that, thats just the way it is. Be all about Hello magazine shoots, white cotton suits and flip flops for you - swinging dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Well i wanted to be a footballer when i was a kid. Always wanted my name in the papers with an 8 next to it! Chance to create history, score and create great goals, make the crowd cheer with a hard tackle at St James Park. Proper dreams as a kid. Now at 25 i'd still love all that bit it is all about the money and the possibility it brings. Yeah i'd have nice cars and clothes like i have now, just more of them, but instead of being this modern age twitter breed i'd be one putting back into grass roots and abroad. Academies in africa and so forth. So yeah i'd love to be a professional footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Just a shame you're fucking shit at football. Stick to FM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Just a shame you're fucking shit at football. Stick to FM. Well harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Joeys off again...... Claimed he was off to bed a while back but is now getting into it with Luke Edwards Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Luke Edwards from The Telegraph(re ur article), stop talking nonsense u cretin, u know nothin about the situation. Stop lying to ur readers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Just a shame you're fucking shit at football. Stick to FM. I've let your gash idea of humour go for a while. I had noticed your pathetic "Pay as you play" jibes. Not quite sure what your problem is. I love the toon and i speak my mind, honestly fella you come up with some good posts and good bits of information now and then but generally your just a bit of a prick arent ya. I played through school from 8, captained my high school team, played for county, was part of the team that won my local pub league AND got my badges whilst coaching Blyth Spartans U12's for a season. Dont talk to me about playing football fella when you were probably the fat kid who was always picked last. Jog on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Just a shame you're fucking shit at football. Stick to FM. I've let your gash idea of humour go for a while. I had noticed your pathetic "Pay as you play" jibes. Not quite sure what your problem is. I love the toon and i speak my mind, honestly fella you come up with some good posts and good bits of information now and then but generally your just a bit of a prick arent ya. I played through school from 8, captained my high school team, played for county, was part of the team that won my local pub league AND got my badges whilst coaching Blyth Spartans U12's for a season. Dont talk to me about playing football fella when you were probably the fat kid who was always picked last. Jog on... Doesn't change the fact you're an annoying bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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