peasepud 59 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Why is this club so fucking dysfunctional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The Newcastle boss said: "I think this whole process, for me, has been a time to stand in the background, let everybody reflect a little bit. from sky Parsnip fiddles whilst Rome burns. Further evidence of him not having a say in matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Why is this club so fucking dysfunctional? i said before, theyre amatuers. both of them way, way out of their depth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Why is this club so fucking dysfunctional? i said before, theyre amatuers. both of them way, way out of their depth. Stunning insight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Llambias has a face you would never tire of punching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 They both do tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 For anyone interested, Totalsport on BBC Radio Newcastle will be running the full interview between Mick Lowes and Alan Pardew. Starts 5.30pm iirc @SimonPrydeSimon Pryde Pardew acted on Barton "for the good of the group". #NUFC. Some great stuff in Mick Lowes iv - hear it on #totalsport later. Interview here and starts at 42.50 in http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00j7...ort_04_08_2011/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4723 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 cheers ct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dafydd 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Toon boss Alan Pardew fears Newcastle United may be forced to start a season without a recognised idiot in the side for the first time in decades. “Losing a Grade A fruitcake like Joey Barton so close to the big Premier League kick off is a massive blow,” said Pardew, “and a first for the club in recent years. “So much of our preparation has been around employing a moron like Barton to shaft our chances left, right and centre, now all that hard work has been undone.” The St James’s Park outfit has relied on a steady stream of cretins in the team to derail any hopes of silverware since their last trophy win back in 1969. And club historian Walter Greendale, 87, fears moves to abandon Newcastle’s much-vaunted “sign-a-simpleton policy may have serious consequences for the Tyneside club. “Newcastle fans turn up to watch their side implode not win trophies,” he said. “Goals and winning games are all very well for your Manchester Uniteds and Liverpools, but Toon fans prefer to see their players going off the rails in spectacular fashion. “Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer fighting on the pitch, Barton getting banged up, Craig Bellamy ranting against Shearer … that’s what they’ve come to expect. “To start playing football could be a disaster. The last time we did that, only the late intervention of a hysterical Kevin Keegan squealing ‘I’d love it’ on TV managed to save us from winning a league title.” Newcastle fans last night gathered outside St James’s Park calling for club owner Mike Ashley to resign. “He’s making a mockery of this club,” said Toon fan Tony Superkev Number 9 Smith, 27, of Birtley, “We want our loonies.” NUFC fan Alan Shearer Shearer Todd, 31, of Gateshead, said: “Ashley did us proud when he brought in barking mad Joe Kinnear as manager, but recently he’s let us down big style. “Getting rid of home-grown mentalist Andy Carroll has done us no favours. And no sooner does Nile Ranger show traditional brainless Toon prowess, getting pictured in the tabloids brandishing a handgun, than the club put him up for sale. “This guy has no respect for Newcastle’s decades of dimwittery.” As The News Grind went to press, Paul Gascoigne was reportedly heading to St James’s Park in his dressing gown armed with a fishing rod and a roast chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Don't worry, we'll sign a couple more no-name frogs and pardoo will tell us they are better than Barton anyway. Looks like its all going according to plan. ah, a "plan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Whats the crack with the story in the paper today saying that Barton was arguing with our new players at Leeds? and what was the Leeds result anyway I totally missed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Whats the crack with the story in the paper today saying that Barton was arguing with our new players at Leeds? and what was the Leeds result anyway I totally missed that. Leeds won 3-2 as they managed to get their sofa in front of the goal to stop us equalising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Whats the crack with the story in the paper today saying that Barton was arguing with our new players at Leeds? and what was the Leeds result anyway I totally missed that. Leeds won 3-2 as they managed to get their sofa in front of the goal to stop us equalising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Continuing to be a prick on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Continuing to be a prick on Twitter. Whats he said now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7075 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Giving it the big one about retiring early and making loads of money - more money than journos who don't too too bad tbh. Has just claimed he will be playing on Saturday though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Giving it the big one about retiring early and making loads of money - more money than journos who don't too too bad tbh. Has just claimed he will be playing on Saturday though. He was asked where he'd be in 10 years? He's not mentioned NUFC once in an hour long tirade, which is a positive!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Good on him I say. Only ripping the shit out of journos that make a living off his back and rip the shit first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6549 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Good on him I say. Only ripping the shit out of journos that make a living off his back and rip the shit first. I'm with you on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Good on him I say. Only ripping the shit out of journos that make a living off his back and rip the shit first. Really? announcing your playing against Arsenal on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Good on him I say. Only ripping the shit out of journos that make a living off his back and rip the shit first. Really? announcing your playing against Arsenal on Twitter. Did you not know we were playing them this weekend? Jebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Have the club not banned Twitter yet? Agree with HF like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Football Charlie got it in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Football Charlie got it in one. Spot on He's the only footballer worth following though, you'd expect Rooney to have a pop at some of the journos that deserve it, but all he says is how he's missing colleen. Fucking dire stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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