LeazesMag 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 (edited) OK, cunts who say I am an old cunt - see how old YOU act. Which numbers apply to you. Be honest now. 1. Falling asleep in front of the TV 2. Feeling stiff 3. Groaning when you bend down 4. Losing your hair 5. Hating noisy pubs 6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young 7. Getting more hairy 8. STruggling to use technology 9. Forgetting peoples names 10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10 11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style 12. Driving slowly 13. Developing a fondness for sherry 14. Complaining more 15. Joining the Womens Institute 16. Misplacing glasses, bag and car keys 17. Colleagues are younger 18. Listening to the Archers 19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2 20. Allowing yourself a mid afternoon nap 21. Joining the National Trust 22. Becoming a Parish Councillor 23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days 24. Ears growing bigger 25. Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie-in 26. Shocked by racy music videos 27. Going on a "no childrens" cruise 28. Taking an interest in the garden 29. You like getting asked for ID 30. Knowing your alcohol limit 31. Wearing Cord trousers 32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite 33. Owning a carriage clock 34. Asleep after 1 glass of wine 35. Taking an unnaturally keen interest in the local free newspaper 36. Applying for an allotment 37. Driving instead of drinking 38. Unable to lose weight quickly 39. Never going out without your coat 40. Keen interest in dressing for the weather 41. Taking a cushion to the football match because the seats are crap 42. Misplacing everyday items 43. Choosing radio over TV 44. Wearing cardigans 45. Booking train tickets in a quiet carriage 46. Buying newspapers every day 47. Watching adverts for vacuum cleaners 48. Giving up reading broadsheets 49. Paying by cash or cheque 50. Wearing hear-to-toe beige Edited July 28, 2011 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 (edited) 23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days About it like. How long you been a member of the Women's Institute, Leazes? Edited July 28, 2011 by Besty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglez 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 10 Why would anyone know the top 10? Its fucking shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 (edited) 23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days About it like. How long you been a member of the Women's Institute, Leazes? I tick numbers 5, 6, 10, 11, 17, 19, 27 Edit and 12. I still drive too fast around town sometimes but I slow down on motorways now Edited July 28, 2011 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 A canny few of those have applied to me for about 15 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 My beige cardigan and cord trousers dont look great but they are comfy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 2. Feeling stiff 3. Groaning when you bend down 5. Hating noisy pubs 28. Taking an interest in the garden 30. Knowing your alcohol limit 38. Unable to lose weight quickly (That's not an age thing though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Tend to slip into Mrs P's stuff when pottering around at home. Comfy as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 10 Why would anyone know the top 10? Its fucking shite. The must be re-running the old top of the pops on bbc3. Watched one last night from 1976 presented by Noel Edmonds. Demis Roussos was number 1 with "forever and ever"..... Jimmy and the vabonds were also on with.. Now is the time......NOW Imagine being a teenager with that lot Going to have to put it on series record. ;) ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 5. Hating noisy pubs 6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young 10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10 14. Complaining more (nowt to do with age though!) 19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2 (did that about 10 years ago. Actually apart from the Chris Evans years I've never listen to R1) 23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days 28. Taking an interest in the garden (again, nowt to do with age). 29. You like getting asked for ID 32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite 38. Unable to lose weight quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 5. Hating noisy pubs6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young 10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10 14. Complaining more (nowt to do with age though!) 19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2 (did that about 10 years ago. Actually apart from the Chris Evans years I've never listen to R1) 23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days 28. Taking an interest in the garden (again, nowt to do with age). 29. You like getting asked for ID 32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite 38. Unable to lose weight quickly who asks you for ID ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Not knowing any songs in the top 10 Wearing Cord trousers Wearing cardigans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 1. Falling asleep in front of the TV6. Thinking teachers, policemen and doctors look really young 10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10 11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style 14. Complaining more 25. Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie-in 30. Knowing your alcohol limit I think a few of those have applied to me for quite a while as well. I'm 26. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 5. Hating noisy pubs6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young 10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10 14. Complaining more (nowt to do with age though!) 19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2 (did that about 10 years ago. Actually apart from the Chris Evans years I've never listen to R1) 23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days 28. Taking an interest in the garden (again, nowt to do with age). 29. You like getting asked for ID 32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite 38. Unable to lose weight quickly who asks you for ID ? No one in about the last 10 years. Just fucking depressing though when I'm at one of the self-service tills in Tesco buying beer and the lass hits the "This person is clearly over 25" button. I can't be the only one who thinks that either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 (edited) 5. Hating noisy pubs6. Thinking teachers, policemaen and doctors look really young 10. Not knowing any songs in the top 10 14. Complaining more (nowt to do with age though!) 19. Moving from Radio 1 to Radio 2 (did that about 10 years ago. Actually apart from the Chris Evans years I've never listen to R1) 23. Complaining about the rubbish on TV these days 28. Taking an interest in the garden (again, nowt to do with age). 29. You like getting asked for ID 32. Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite 38. Unable to lose weight quickly who asks you for ID ? No one in about the last 10 years. Just fucking depressing though when I'm at one of the self-service tills in Tesco buying beer and the lass hits the "This person is clearly over 25" button. I can't be the only one who thinks that either I look young for my age, about a year ago the new landlady's daughter in my [old] local in Scarborough, thought I was about 35 and she was only 20 ! But I was in the building society a few months ago, and the girl/woman in there asked if I wanted to see the accounts options for over 50's. Nearly fell through the floor, a massive shock. Moped for days afterwards..... Most people think I look about 45 Edited July 28, 2011 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 When it's easier to pick out the ones from the list that don't apply, then you're old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 none of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30682 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 But I was in the building society a few months ago, and the girl/woman in there asked if I wanted to see the accounts options for over 50's. Nearly fell through the floor, a massive shock. Moped for days afterwards..... If she was sitting in front of her computer at the time then chances are she was prompted by the system to ask you that. Just trying to make you feel a bit better, you vain bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 But I was in the building society a few months ago, and the girl/woman in there asked if I wanted to see the accounts options for over 50's. Nearly fell through the floor, a massive shock. Moped for days afterwards..... If she was sitting in front of her computer at the time then chances are she was prompted by the system to ask you that. Just trying to make you feel a bit better, you vain bastard. who, me ? Never. Just don't consider myself to be an old cunt, a cunt maybe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 You're both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 You're both I'm neither Kev. I could qualify for the nicest person on here, but I nominated Toonraider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 The must be re-running the old top of the pops on bbc3. Watched one last night from 1976 presented by Noel Edmonds. They're specifically doing 1976 ones, every week. When it launched people were all excited at the diversity and vibrancy of music that was going to be on offer - until they realised it was Brotherhood Of Man at number one for the first month and a half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 The must be re-running the old top of the pops on bbc3. Watched one last night from 1976 presented by Noel Edmonds. They're specifically doing 1976 ones, every week. When it launched people were all excited at the diversity and vibrancy of music that was going to be on offer - until they realised it was Brotherhood Of Man at number one for the first month and a half. In that case we are just about to start a six week run of Elton and Kiki followed by 6 or 7 weeks of dancing queen!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 The must be re-running the old top of the pops on bbc3. Watched one last night from 1976 presented by Noel Edmonds. They're specifically doing 1976 ones, every week. When it launched people were all excited at the diversity and vibrancy of music that was going to be on offer - until they realised it was Brotherhood Of Man at number one for the first month and a half. In that case we are just about to start a six week run of Elton and Kiki followed by 6 or 7 weeks of dancing queen!!!!!! Can you stop making Meenzer look so massively hetero please, CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 2. Feeling stiff3. Groaning when you bend down 5. Hating noisy pubs 28. Taking an interest in the garden 30. Knowing your alcohol limit 38. Unable to lose weight quickly (That's not an age thing though.) Every one of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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