Is it wrong that I read this primarily as a "how to?" for posting on here?

[Zathras 244]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14201796

[Kid Dynamite 7034]

The last one for sure

[NJS 4389]

"You do the Math" is my personal fave from those - even though an "s" on the end wouldn't stop it being fucking stupid.

 

Then again one that isn't there is anyone English using "ass" instead of "arse" - deportation required.

[Gemmill 44996]

The bloke moaning about 24/7 and offering up "24 hours, 7 days a week" as the alternative.

[toonotl 2988]

"It is what it is" definitely deserves its spot.

 

More annoyingly it seems to be used in a psuedo-intellectual manner more often than not.

[Dr Gloom 21965]

not on the list but happy holidays grates. just say which holiday you're so fucking happy about.

 

describing using the toilet as using the bathroom. you going for a fucking shower at 3pm in the office or something you stupid yank?

[trophyshy 7083]

Whatever.

[ChezGiven 0]

When i 'onboarded' in a US company 3 or 4 years ago, i was sent to NYC to do 'a who's who in the zoo'. My boss was an Aussie lass from Newcastle down under, my business 'matrix partner' was British and they both had lived in NY for around 10 years. He would 'it is what it is' it everytime events were outside of his control.

[Guest alex]

not on the list but happy holidays grates. just say which holiday you're so fucking happy about.

 

describing using the toilet as using the bathroom. you going for a fucking shower at 3pm in the office or something you stupid yank?

Even bathroom is, to some, a little bit too descriptive of the terrible events which unfold in those places. Those faint-hearted souls opt for 'rest room'. Ffs

[trophyshy 7083]

not on the list but happy holidays grates. just say which holiday you're so fucking happy about.

 

describing using the toilet as using the bathroom. you going for a fucking shower at 3pm in the office or something you stupid yank?

Even bathroom is, to some, a little bit too descriptive of the terrible events which unfold in those places. Those faint-hearted souls opt for 'rest room'. Ffs

 

 

What I'd like to know is where does 'John' fit in to all this?

[Jill 0]

When i 'onboarded' in a US company 3 or 4 years ago, i was sent to NYC to do 'a who's who in the zoo'. My boss was an Aussie lass from Newcastle down under, my business 'matrix partner' was British and they both had lived in NY for around 10 years. He would 'it is what it is' it everytime events were outside of his control.

 

My bosses fucking love this one and it makes me want to explode with rage. I hoped they'd move onto something else eventually, but it's still getting trotted out at every opportunity.

[NJS 4389]

When i 'onboarded' in a US company 3 or 4 years ago,

 

I got an email from the HR for my new job earlier this week where the lass described herself as "handling your onboarding" - instant cringe.

[Brock Manson 0]

A good friend of mine worked with me at the veggie cafe for a year, over here from Philly. One order he put through to the kitchen was 'speckled' eggs. Turned out they wanted easy-over.

 

Americans.

[manc-mag 1]

Fop used to be bad for these before he was assassinated. 'Oftentimes' (or similar) was a common one.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13894]

I'm glad Fop stopped posting already.

[Dr Gloom 21965]

not on the list but happy holidays grates. just say which holiday you're so fucking happy about.

 

describing using the toilet as using the bathroom. you going for a fucking shower at 3pm in the office or something you stupid yank?

Even bathroom is, to some, a little bit too descriptive of the terrible events which unfold in those places. Those faint-hearted souls opt for 'rest room'. Ffs

 

yeah, might as well say 'i'm just off for a quick power nap on the shitter'. Rest room ffs. Who honestly goes there to rest?