Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) I think Jimmy McGovern is the modern Shakespeare. He writes very strong dramas, like the film 'Priest' and the drama series 'Cracker'. Below you'll find one of my favourite scenes, written by Jimmy McGovern. The main character has gambled away a lot of money, and doesn't know how to explain it to his wife. He decides to get his nose broken, so that he can tell her he was mugged. This is how he does it (go to 6.30 to 7.40) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mNdfIYnIh0...feature=related Is this not one of the greatest pieces of dialogue ever written...? Edited July 20, 2011 by Nick-Kielce-Poland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Cracker as modern Shakespeare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 cyber-bullying has no place in modern britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Shakespeare: "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways" Modern Shakespeare: "Those pakis are gonna go apeshit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 Shakespeare: "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways" Modern Shakespeare: "Those pakis are gonna go apeshit" You need to find one of Shakespeare's more violent lines, like 'Out vile jelly' when someone pokes someone else's eye out, in King Lear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 That still has a bit more of a poetic ring to it, don't you think though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 You need to find a nice Polish girl to prod with your pork sausage, Nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I might unblock Nick, as he seems to be raising a laugh. Not in the same way as CT, Deano, Gloomy etc, but a laugh all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Nick-the-polish-prodder is definitely better value than the likes of CT and Deano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44996 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I might unblock Nick, as he seems to be raising a laugh. Not in the same way as CT, Deano, Gloomy etc, but a laugh all the same. You have him blocked and you still popped in to tell him to fuck off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 You need to find a nice Polish girl to prod with your pork sausage, Nick. Out vile jelly, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I might unblock Nick, as he seems to be raising a laugh. Not in the same way as CT, Deano, Gloomy etc, but a laugh all the same. You have him blocked and you still popped in to tell him to fuck off? I had a look at that one by clicking on reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 You need to find a nice Polish girl to prod with your pork sausage, Nick. Out vile jelly, etc. or KY jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 ''Do Thoust hold the belief one should stop the daftest of swines, from befouling our fine forum with his foul, stench like cloth?'' King Lear, p52. Poetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 ''Do Thoust hold the belief one should stop the daftest of swines, from befouling our fine forum with his foul, stench like cloth?'' King Lear, p52. Poetic. Those pakis are gonna go apeshit, tbh, Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Yes, and The Saturdays are the modern day Beatles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Nick the future modern day John Wayne Gacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33282 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I might unblock Nick, as he seems to be raising a laugh. Not in the same way as CT, Deano, Gloomy etc, but a laugh all the same. Blocking makes little difference. You still see him and his topics in the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 By the by, someone should try and figure out the beach in Nick's avatar pic because I'm sure there are alot of bodies buried out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 By the by, someone should try and figure out the beach in Nick's avatar pic because I'm sure there are alot of bodies buried out there. he is now unblocked, but remains the first and only person I've ever blocked. Fuck knows how some people have survived like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Nick the future modern day John Wayne Gacy. His previous ava made me think of him, funnily enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 The subject of this post Well I haven't really thought of one But thank you Nick-Kielce-Polan' For reminding me of what lives on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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