Lazarus 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Insulin or no insulin, this game is killing me. Watching it without sound is like having sex with a mute. Quick summary of the game though: Theyve had 85% possession and we've had 15%. Best is running like he has arthiritis in his knees. Cant really say whose look good for us, as we've not had much of the ball. Mediocre would be a compliment. After selling andy carroll and getting that 30-35m for him, i cant believe im watching a team with best and lovendkrands leading the line, even if it is a friendly. yup - theyve been awful in the final third. id say tiote been out best player colo has just done very well to intercept a ball in the box and bring it into midfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Insulin or no insulin, this game is killing me. Watching it without sound is like having sex with a mute. Quick summary of the game though: Theyve had 85% possession and we've had 15%. Best is running like he has arthiritis in his knees. Cant really say whose look good for us, as we've not had much of the ball. Mediocre would be a compliment. After selling andy carroll and getting that 30-35m for him, i cant believe im watching a team with best and lovendkrands leading the line, even if it is a friendly. They've got far more match fitness, what did you expect? Ba is on the bench so that's not entirely fair either. I'd more worried if Best/Lovenkrands are up front for the Arsenal game personally, not a friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7496 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Jonas just slid in a decent ball that a good finisher would have found a way to get to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrynufc 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Insulin or no insulin, this game is killing me. Watching it without sound is like having sex with a mute. Quick summary of the game though: Theyve had 85% possession and we've had 15%. Best is running like he has arthiritis in his knees. Cant really say whose look good for us, as we've not had much of the ball. Mediocre would be a compliment. After selling andy carroll and getting that 30-35m for him, i cant believe im watching a team with best and lovendkrands leading the line, even if it is a friendly. yup - theyve been awful in the final third. id say tiote been out best player colo has just done very well to intercept a ball in the box and bring it into midfield Spot on. Colo and Tiote are the only two players that have looked genuine premiership quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 half time both teams are shite tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 (edited) Fuck me sideways and all that. It's just a friendly. Edited July 24, 2011 by Tecato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loonyTOON 10 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Can someone answer why is Smith starting? He must be so far down the pecking order now, his chin must be near the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 CHEERLEADERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7496 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Players wives doing the half tim entertainment? Got more looks in on goal in that 30 seconds than the rest of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrynufc 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 OMG @ the half time cheerleaders!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7496 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Can someone answer why is Smith starting? He must be so far down the pecking order now, his chin must be near the ground. Has a place in Orlando apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Comment From Ameobis hat we need to push up front and get a hard on and not dive on the defenders tackles, we suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loonyTOON 10 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Followed by under-age girls...... Would have cheerleaders over 'kick a ball thru holes' at our place, up until the point these girls came on, and give me the guy on the mic anyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Since I'm unable to commentate, I'll give you some post match analysis when it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loonyTOON 10 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Its gone from my wet dream, to a paedo's wet dream within a matter of mins :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coggeh 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Any way to get sound? im going insane... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Any way to get sound? im going insane... Pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrynufc 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Followed by under-age girls...... Would have cheerleaders over 'kick a ball thru holes' at our place, up until the point these girls came on, and give me the guy on the mic anyday. I know!! Just as i took the vaseline out, the screens bombarded with little girls. My penis just looked up at me with that guilty face, shaking his head in disapproval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7496 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Followed by under-age girls...... Would have cheerleaders over 'kick a ball thru holes' at our place, up until the point these girls came on, and give me the guy on the mic anyday. Something creepy about cheerleaders without high tempo music. Something even more creepy about teenage girls...these three on now seem to be going forever. Hooray for that guy and his wife taking up some screen time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 fuck me - is this one single song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 This lot are the shittest fucking strippers I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coggeh 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Any way to get sound? im going insane... Pervert. Now i know never to ask another question on this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nortoon 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 This lot are the shittest fucking strippers I've ever seen. Matching the football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon90 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 this is shit, no wonder why the mls is soo behind in footy, no sound in the match, stadium less than half full, what a joke, plus we're not playing all that but still i cant believe i feel so bored watching this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Nice, going to order a season ticket if it means watching this riveting stuff every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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