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Last one before bed ........Laughing Policeman

 

 

 

I know a fat old Geordie

He's always on the piss.

A fat and red-faced man

He’s really hard to miss.

 

He's working undercover

He's signing all the dross.

And everybody says

He’s Sunderlands greatest Boss!.

 

 

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

 

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Demba BA BA BA... Ooooooooo

Demba BA BA BA... Ooooooooo

 

[On the Oooooooo, have to wave hands from side to side]

 

Not sure if I have the balls to try this at a match, just in case no-one joins in haha. Tbh though, nobody sings at home where I sit so would be for away games.

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To 'Go Compare' tv tune:

 

Meh Abeid! Meh Abeid!

When he's got the ball,

he goes for goal,

Meh Abeid!

 

You will discover,

That he is younger,

But when he gets that ball,

we all shout for Meh Abeeiiiidddd!

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Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of cash,

Thirty five million, good business done by Ash.

When the window opened the fans began to sing,

Oh wasn't Mike really wise, we’ll all now call him king?

 

The “king” was in his boardroom counting out his money,

Decca right beside him, they both thought it quite funny,

Alan was in the presser, hanging out to dry,

When down came Simon Esland to tell another lie!

 

Too long, we can barely remember Blaydon Races man :lol: Keep them to one verse.

 

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of cash,

Thirty five million, good business done by Ash

But when he came to spend it the truth it did come out

When he really intended was to spend nowt!

 

or

 

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of cash,

Thirty five million, good business done by Ash.

When the window opened, and we searched wall to wall

What fat Mike intended was to spend fuck all!

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How about we take the traditional

 

''Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcas

le,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle''

 

and give it a contemporary twist!

 

''Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle

Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle,Newcastle''

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  • 4 months later...

We've got two Ameobi's,

Feeding my fantasy,

We thought Tomi would make 3,

But he's shite,

These two still get to play,

Playing the French way,

What will the Geordies say,

This time.

:nufc::dance:

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Nicked from Man Utd i know but......

 

On the first day of christmas pardew gave to me, a super demba ba.

On the second day of christmas pardew gave to me, two demba ba's and a super demba ba.

On the third day of christmas pardew gave to me, three demba ba's two demba ba's and a super demba ba.

On the fourth day of christmas pardew gave to me, four demba ba's three demba ba's two demba ba's and a super demba ba.

On the fifth day of christmas pardew gave to me, fiiiiiiiive demba baaaaaaa's.

Four demba ba's three demba ba's two demba ba's and a super demba ba

And so on, i'm sure you get the picture!!

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