Kitman 2207 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Hilarious to think Ashley sits there worrying about what bob cratchett gives tiny Tim for Christmas. Any penny he gives his staff (out of the companys equity not cash) will be recouped in some way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missed Sticks 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I planted a Clematis Avalanche in February and it's absolutely taken off! Started to get a little infestation of Aphids so i cut the leaves away where they were and it's just staring growing again at an incredible rate. Really happy with it! Didn't flower this time though, maybe next year. Put a Chocolate Vine at the front of the house, was well slow for a while but my Mam came over and said i wasn't watering it enough. It's been doing well since it gets a regular drink. Funny thing is, it's got these little Aphid like things too but there seems to a colony of Ants looking after them. I think they're farming them or summat. Nature's crazy! I love growing stuff now i've got a garden. Bored the shit out of me before though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3900 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Listening to 5 live this morning Sports direct are creating extra shares for this scheme. Means it is costing Ashley absolutely nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 His staff bonus scheme was specifically designed to make him more money? Does this make him less of a cunt? Hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 His staff bonus scheme was specifically designed to make him more money? Does this make him less of a cunt? Hmmm. so you are saying he has a choice, pay bonuses out of cash and reduce the companies profit, or pay higher bonuses through a share scheme and make the company money and the members get better bonuses that makes him a cunt? Hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Gaffertype Read that as Chris Waddle/Stevie down in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Gaffertype Read that as Chris Waddle/Stevie down in London. good crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kitman 2207 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 His staff bonus scheme was specifically designed to make him more money? Does this make him less of a cunt? Hmmm. so you are saying he has a choice, pay bonuses out of cash and reduce the companies profit, or pay higher bonuses through a share scheme and make the company money and the members get better bonuses that makes him a cunt? Hmmm. To be fair he's not doing anything different to lots of other employers. It was nick bigging him up to be santy Claus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 clearly Jonathan King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missed Sticks 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Here's the answer to the Aphid/Ant thing: An intimate, symbiotic relationship exists between ants and aphids. They are often compared to cattle, with the ants acting as protectors and ranchers. What aphids have that ants want is something called honeydew, a sweet substance that is excreted by aphids through their anus and contains surplus sugar from the aphid's diet. Ants protect aphid eggs during the winter, and carry the newly hatched aphids to new host plants, where the aphids feed on the leaves and the ants get a supply of honeydew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 So they're basically arselicking then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 Amazing to think that Keegan got about 40 times 44,000 as compensation for the club signing a couple of players without asking him. Lucky old Keegan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 You're going to have to try a little bit harder than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 Hilarious to think Ashley sits there worrying about what bob cratchett gives tiny Tim for Christmas. I know, it's brilliant isn't it. There'll be a lot of happy Bob Cratchetts today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Hilarious to think Ashley sits there worrying about what bob cratchett gives tiny Tim for Christmas. I know, it's brilliant isn't it. There'll be a lot of happy Bob Cratchetts today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Amazing to think that Keegan got about 40 times 44,000 as compensation for the club signing a couple of players without asking him. Lucky old Keegan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 His staff bonus scheme was specifically designed to make him more money? Does this make him less of a cunt? Hmmm. so you are saying he has a choice, pay bonuses out of cash and reduce the companies profit, or pay higher bonuses through a share scheme and make the company money and the members get better bonuses that makes him a cunt? Hmmm. No, I was just saying he's a cunt really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Found some PG teabags at last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Thought it was shares. Oh for God's sake, now you really are clutching at straws Is that you in your avatar nick? You've got a look of Chet, the arsehole brother out of weird science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 Thought it was shares. Oh for God's sake, now you really are clutching at straws Is that you in your avatar nick? You've got a look of Chet, the arsehole brother out of weird science What??? Are you joking?? He's handsome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Fuck me J69, I dread to think where you got that from. Does your wife know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 She likes to watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 What happens in Vegas … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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