Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) Right, here's the rules: * You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court * There are no weapons or foreign objects * Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin) * The children are merciless and will show no fear * If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you. My mate reckons he could take 100 but that's ridiculous since incessant shin kicking would see you down after a while. I honestly think you could only take 25 MAX before they got you over and trampled on your head. Edited July 13, 2011 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44996 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 25 is too many. I'd be confident at 10. Anything 15 and upwards and I think you're in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Are they from Jesmond or Walker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 If they're gypsy five year olds then they've probably all had about 30 fights each so maybe 8 of them. Your standard soft 5 year old I'd be confident of doing 25 nee bother, I've got a Stuart Pearce of a right foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted July 13, 2011 Author Share Posted July 13, 2011 I reckon you could do more than 15 like. If you pick a couple up and just fling them about, you'll wipe a good few out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 does it matter if you kill any of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'd just do this to their faces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted July 13, 2011 Author Share Posted July 13, 2011 does it matter if you kill any of them? All's fair; they're coming after your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I could beat 50 tots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3997 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 2005 says hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 There's no way you could beat 2005. You'd be knackered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Its much older than that man, we used to talk about it at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I think this was a thread on here a few years ago. Anyway, 40 at least. I'd use the dead ones bones as weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I reckon 50 or so. Depends how fast they all get to you. In a basketball court you could run around and take them out as you did. They couldnt keep up and one punch in the face would take them out. Elbows in the heed and stuff. You couldnt stay in one spot or you would get swamped. A punch from them isnt going to do much but a kick in the shin will knack. If they climbed on you and you fell over you'd be fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Are they from Jesmond or Walker? If Jesmond, I'd take on 100+ no bother. Walker, maybe 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I could beat 50 tots. You're a blatant pacifist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 about 80. easily i reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Its much older than that man, we used to talk about it at school Yeah same, my mate insisted you couldn't beat something stupidly low like 3 because they would all come from different directions and overpower you. He was a moron though tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Its much older than that man, we used to talk about it at school Yeah same, my mate insisted you couldn't beat something stupidly low like 3 because they would all come from different directions and overpower you. He was a moron though tbf. Sounds like he was lacking balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I could beat 50 tots. You're a blatant pacifist. I beat up hipsters though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I reckon I'd check aboot 50 into smackdown hotel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 You're already into the realms of the supernatural with the terms posed by the question. How many five year olds are merciless and show no fear?! Even a legion of gypsy five year olds (mentioned above) would crumble after you shattered the first one's skull with your boot. If you're talking determined, possessed, satanic five year olds with murderous intent then you'd struggle to beat 10 of them I reckon. 80 ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33282 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Are they from Jesmond or Walker? If Jesmond, I'd take on 100+ no bother. Walker, maybe 10. Some cheeky fuckers having a go at Walker, here, like! I'd struggle with 3 kids from Jesmond. Hearing their little posh voices constantly whining 'Mummy' in a high pitched tone would have me down on my knees gripping my head like Monkey from the Jap show, 'Monkey' when Tripitaka? was tightening his gold band on his head for being naughty. The kids would then run in and take advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 I've seen five year olds in Byker and Walker that I wouldn't even look at in the street never mind roll about with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 I could beat 50 tots. You're a blatant pacifist. I beat up hipsters though. How many of me then do you reckon you could take on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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