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We've seemingly accepted his crapness and embraced him as a cult hero now. I think he is an excellent championship striker but not quite good enough to be consistent in the PL.

 

He has done well to make a career at the top level. Fair play to him as well. He seems like a top lad.

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We were saying at the weekend, it's like someone has finally taught him how to turn with the ball. Like it's taken him till the age of 32 but he's suddenly gone 'ah..I see.'

 

 

:lol:

 

Basically, aye.

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Lets not go crazy. He's still a very limited player. However, he's playing with a maturity, intelligence and calm assurance on the ball we've not seen before.

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I think it's very nearly the time that the east stand gets renamed the Shola Ameobi stand. He could then go on to replace JFK as DOF and eventually when he's become a multi billionaire (possibly through some Back To The Future style invention of a time machine bringing back a Grays Sports Almanac) he buys the club, invests hundreds of millions on the squad, wins us a league, FA Cup and champions league treble and finally he becomes life president and gifts the club back to fans and sets up trust fund that provides £100m a season in transfer funds.

All this while being president of Nigeria (after leading the line in their successful 2014 world cup bid) and being knighted!

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I think it's very nearly the time that the east stand gets renamed the Shola Ameobi stand. He could then go on to replace JFK as DOF and eventually when he's become a multi billionaire (possibly through some Back To The Future style invention of a time machine bringing back a Grays Sports Almanac) he buys the club, invests hundreds of millions on the squad, wins us a league, FA Cup and champions league treble and finally he becomes life president and gifts the club back to fans and sets up trust fund that provides £100m a season in transfer funds.

All this while being president of Nigeria (after leading the line in their successful 2014 world cup bid) and being knighted!

:lol:
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And so it starts woth an opening bid of 3 or 4 players in from Pardew. Based on previous summers this will eventually translate into no players in and shola on a pay for play contract.

 

Ryan Taylor will be a like a new signing though to be fair

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If Shola even comes close to signing a contract then it's pretty clear where this club is headed, if we didnt already know.

I've been saying for years that his continued presence sounds a death knell for the club and any season where he is within touching distance of the team is an automatic write-off.

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Ryan Taylor will be a like a new signing though to be fair

 

oh, definitely. and jonas returning from loan.

 

those two plus shola signing a new deal means we only have a couple of new faces to bring in, and we can use the proceeds of the cabaye sale to fund the transfer fees, wages and agent fees of any such deals.

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Let's hope the last chapter has been written in his book at Newcastle United. There's been a few odd paragraphs of brilliance in there, but for a tale of that length the plot failed to develop at all.

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After shouting Dowd down today he should put on that "whyaye man" costume and become a leader in the anti Ashley movement, he's good at yelling at fat cunts as he's the first man to get through Dowd's thick skin.

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