Guest CabayeAye Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 It's not one remark though is it, you're permanently a miserable bellend and it's hardly venomous to point that out. In his defence, Karl Pilkington is perma-miserable, but he's very entertaining to listen to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 In his defence, Karl Pilkington is perma-miserable, but he's very entertaining to listen to. Therein lies the rub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Sammy_Ameobi Happy Birthday to big Shols! 31 now he's really kicking on...still got a few more derby dates left in him though#mackemslayer #finewine22 minutes ago · reply · retweet ·favorite 31 today! Happy Birthday Shola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 happy birrthday to the living legend that is Shola Ameobi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMark 0 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Happy Birthday, big man. Hope he turns in the first of his 3-per season performances next Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) There's only one way to celebrate Shola sunshine, get them mackems good and fucked. Edited October 12, 2012 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Having watched every one of his NUFC goals earlier, that finish above is the most Shola-esque finish of the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Having watched every one of his NUFC goals earlier, that finish above is the most Shola-esque finish of the lot. It's something weird about shola. There are 2 players at Newcastle I'm not surprised to see come out of a gaggle of opposition with the ball; Shola and the Hatem Bomb. The latter because, well he's just the best dribbler in the league by a country mile, the former because he's Shola. The ball seems to feel pity for him and those gangly legs of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) The 2nd goal I think it is on the Shola compliation, there's a fairly handy tap in, but he takes about 2 touches too many and still manages to score with a deflection. Awkward bastard. I've grown accustomed to his face. The goal in the 5-1 is absurd, beautiful finish. Edited October 12, 2012 by Barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobH 0 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Having watched every one of his NUFC goals earlier, that finish above is the most Shola-esque finish of the lot. The best Shola finish was that one where he kind of falls over and slices it into the top right corner when aiming bottom left. Cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 The 2nd goal I think it is on the Shola compliation, there's a fairly handy tap in, but he takes about 2 touches too many and still manages to score with a deflection. Awkward bastard. I've grown accustomed to his face. The goal in the 5-1 is absurd, beautiful finish. His goal against Chelsea from the edge of the box at the Gallowgate, that was a poor man's copy of Shearer's in the same game, sheer class. Can't for the life of me think which year it was. 2000 maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Sounds about right, there's a couple of superb bullet headers in there too, and the one against Leverkusen. Half of them are deflections from about 7yards out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I can't remember one going in off Shearer's shin or similar. I'm sure there must be, I just can't bring them to mind. Shola on the other hand, half his goals seem to be bouncing in of any body part that isn't his foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Shouldn't have never got anywhere near the first team. The fact he did nicely charts our downfall. Seems a good pro and loves the club but the two things are different. Very average footballer whose good days were few. eh? he was getting games in the first team when we were playing in the champions league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I can't remember one going in off Shearer's shin or similar. I'm sure there must be, I just can't bring them to mind. Shola on the other hand, half his goals seem to be bouncing in of any body part that isn't his foot. i dunno. i just watched that video back. there's some good finishes in there with right foot, left foot and head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17241 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 eh? he was getting games in the first team when we were playing in the champions league He'd have a few England caps from around then if it wasnt for injury...the only competition was Darius Vassel. When he and Lualua scored in Leverkusen we thought we seen the future .............. we turned out to be wrong though If you see that goal I can be seen in the footage of the crowd celebrating Happy birthday Shola, you don't have to be great to be loved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 eh? he was getting games in the first team when we were playing in the champions league "Oh CT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 He'd have a few England caps from around then if it wasnt for injury...the only competition was Darius Vassel. When he and Lualua scored in Leverkusen we thought we seen the future .............. we turned out to be wrong though If you see that goal I can be seen in the footage of the crowd celebrating Happy birthday Shola, you don't have to be great to be loved if he hadn't had to play second fiddle to the likes of shearer, owen, martins over the years, or more importantly, if he'd managed to stay fitter, who knows what he could have done. poor shola, even when we were relegated and he started the season in the championship scoring goals as our senior striker, he gets himself injured again. they'll always be those who just write him off as shite but i've seen him put in class performances on his day. i've got a soft spot for him. shame he never pushed on. i see him as a player that never fulfilled his potential rather than one that just isn't good enough though like some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Tickets for this lads testimonial will be like gold dust. Especially after he nets a hat-trick the next time we play the mackems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Tickets for this lads testimonial will be like gold dust. Especially after he nets a hat-trick the next time we play the mackems. Would love it if he managed that before he retired, but I think maintaining his good record against them would keep him smiling. My heart says 4-1, Shola to put one on a plate for Demba to make it 3-1 and then round the game off with a penalty in the 87th minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Would love it if he managed that before he retired, but I think maintaining his good record against them would keep him smiling. My heart says 4-1, Shola to put one on a plate for Demba to make it 3-1 and then round the game off with a penalty in the 87th minute We'd have to retire the 23 shirt if he banged in 3 against them. It's the 2 games a season he should start tbh, he fucking hates them. A sherla pen in the 94th minute to win it would be utter class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Best thing of all with Shola is he cost us f**k all and, apart from appearances against the Mackems, he's generally pretty gash!! They'll go on about Steven Fletcher and how he'll 'score when he wants!' but how much will he cost them per goal against us in comparison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Best thing of all with Shola is he cost us f**k all and, apart from appearances against the Mackems, he's generally pretty gash!! They'll go on about Steven Fletcher and how he'll 'score when he wants!' but how much will he cost them per goal against us in comparison? He's not like. He's average, but he's not Gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 He's not like. He's average, but he's not Gash. Tell the Mackems you think he's gash and they fume even more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Tell the Mackems you think he's gash and they fume even more.... Fair point. He suffers the same as Simpson does. He's not brilliant so he's shit. Well, no, he's average and most times average is good enough, sometimes it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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