Sonatine 11412 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 'Woman Dies After Sex With Dog' - The Irish Daily Star. 'A 43-year old woman died after suffering a massive allergic reaction brought on after she had sex with a dog in Limerick. The woman, a mother of four children, suffered the reaction to the dog's semen after willingly engaging in sex acts with the Alsatian dog in a house in the Patrickswell area of the county. The woman passed away in October 2008, shortly after intercourse with the dog, and after a three-year investigation it was confirmed that her death occurred due to an adverse reaction suffered after having sex with the animal. An ambulance was called to an address in Patickswell at approximately 7.30pm on the night that she died and rushed the woman to the Mid-Western Hospital, where she passed away shortly after 8pm. 'A source told The Star last night that the unfortunate woman involved came in contact with a man who provided the dog on an internet chatroom. "Both these people would have been visiting bestiality websites and at some stage it appears they agreed to meet up for sex," the source said. "The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died." The source confirmed that Gardai who had examined the scene seized an Alsation dog that has been kept in quarantine ever since. Disturbingly, the source added that the dog "appeared to have been groomed" to have sex with women' That's a shaggy dog story if i've ever heard one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30682 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Ruff way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 'Woman Dies After Sex With Dog' - The Irish Daily Star. 'A 43-year old woman died after suffering a massive allergic reaction brought on after she had sex with a dog in Limerick. The woman, a mother of four children, suffered the reaction to the dog's semen after willingly engaging in sex acts with the Alsatian dog in a house in the Patrickswell area of the county. The woman passed away in October 2008, shortly after intercourse with the dog, and after a three-year investigation it was confirmed that her death occurred due to an adverse reaction suffered after having sex with the animal. An ambulance was called to an address in Patickswell at approximately 7.30pm on the night that she died and rushed the woman to the Mid-Western Hospital, where she passed away shortly after 8pm. 'A source told The Star last night that the unfortunate woman involved came in contact with a man who provided the dog on an internet chatroom. "Both these people would have been visiting bestiality websites and at some stage it appears they agreed to meet up for sex," the source said. "The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died." The source confirmed that Gardai who had examined the scene seized an Alsation dog that has been kept in quarantine ever since. Disturbingly, the source added that the dog "appeared to have been groomed" to have sex with women' That's a shaggy dog story if i've ever heard one woman dies due to ruff sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Ruff way to go. Damn beat me too it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 (edited) Gowler has allergic reaction to grower? Edited July 8, 2011 by ajax_andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 This story is the dogs bollocks. Filthy bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I'll be the first to admit to shagging a few dogs in my time. Never had that reaction though. Itchy bell but that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The ambulance crew could have easily saved her if they'd given her a glass of Alsatian jizz. Hair of the dog and that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Oh Limerick, you so crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "the alsation then entered the picture" . . i bet sh' was ney oil painting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 There was a women from Limerick Who got her dog to lick it It got carried away and went all the way Then it done a runner fearing the CSA would be on to it but she died so all was ok. a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Stick to photography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I'm trying to work out exactly HOW this is possible? How big is an alsation's willy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Size doesn't matter. It was an anaphylactic cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Size doesn't matter. It was an anaphylactic cock. You are quite funny at times you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 *furiously scans t'interweb for witty reply. Gives up, reverts to type and posts dog's knob pic. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I've been put off my tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 There once was a woman from Limerick Who got up to a very strange antic It involved an Alsation With a strange fascination It pounced and it bolted Whilst inside it exploded RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 A filthy old strumpet from Limerick Had insatiable cravings for Dog Dick, She arranged for a mutt To shoot muck up her butt But the jizz, in a whizz, made her dead quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I'm trying to work out exactly HOW this is possible? How big is an alsation's willy?! The dog put his penis into her vagina. And Google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I thought it was just blokes who were into fucked up shit like that. Why any mother of 4 would be interested in fucking a dog id beyond me like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Wonder if the owner had sloppy seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 You're all barking mad!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 . . it's the fact that the dog was 'provided' as it were , after she actively sought it out on the interbits too ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I feel sorry for the poor dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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