Ollie Burtons Grandad 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 According to the Daily Mail the next foreign import Pardew is seemingly after is a Donkey "Newcastle are considering a move for Velez Sarsfield striker Juan Manuel Martinez. Nicknamed 'the little donkey', the 25-year-old was a target for Wigan and Blackburn earlier this summer but their interest has waned and Newcastle are now amongst a trio of clubs keen, with Napoli and Sevilla also in the running. The Argentine international was voted player of the year in Argentina last year." Sounds wank to me as he will no doubt cost a bomb, unless he has a clause in his contract allowing him to come to a club run by a Fat Cockney Bastard for fuck all and free grazing. Mind you he would not be the first Donkey to play for us...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 what's his mane position ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoCo85 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 what's his mane position ? Such an ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3517 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 what's his mane position ? It hangs to the left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 what's his mane position ? Such an ass No need to be all donkey-haughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43204 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 what's his mane position ? Such an ass No need to be all donkey-haughty. He-aw he-aw he always is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 There's neigh way this blokes gonna come if Sevilla interested but we'd be mules not to have a gan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43204 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 We should burro him for the season, on loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7560 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Not express pace but I hear he has a good kick on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Wants time to mule over our offer although early indications will be a ney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10000 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Not express pace but I hear he has a good kick on him. He can hoof it, you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have heard he can really hoof the ball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Not express pace but I hear he has a good kick on him. He can hoof it, you mean can't believe you beat me to that! nevermind anyway, i have heard he is quite e-ordinary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithJ 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I hear we are about to sign Rooney, We believe The Donkey will be the perfect partner for Donkey! I'll grab my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4856 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I love these threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 He's off to Blackpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43204 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4856 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 He's off to Blackpool On a dusty road...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 He's off to Blackpool On a dusty road...... Didnt want to go to Man City as didnt want Kidd on his back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 He's off to Blackpool Hey d'y know what the donkeys on Blackpool Beach get for their lunch ? Half an hour like everyone else Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I have heard the reason he is nicknamed this is because he has some specialist moves, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...0tobagon%20sled would get on with Pardew like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Here comes the cavalry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43204 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Heard rumours about this guy, but it's proving difficult to pin the tales down to anything factual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Shit player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 He might take Pardoo for a ride when it comes to how much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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