Mags 1 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Looked a tad past shoulder length.... or was this the lass you didn't want Kyrie to know about? 69579[/snapback] She doesn't know about Christina Aguillera? 69583[/snapback] Oh she knows- rumor has it they had a threesome last christmas as a pressie for Gol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21760 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 like the great man said... ..."i am the one and only me. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) Apparently there are 111 people currently impersonating me! Bet they too get copious amounts of fanny! 69150[/snapback] I thought you had a steady g/f? 69160[/snapback] Yeah, but she has a huge amount of fanny. Like a wizards sleeve apparently. 69164[/snapback] I can vouch for that as can half of Longbenton 69267[/snapback] Your 2 incher wouldn't be allowed anywhere near son. The rumour in the Byker Wall is that your on a par with Anthony Costa from Blue in the trouser department! Smaller than a door mouse i believe is the term, then again it's all relative to your height! Speaking of Wizard's Sleeves I've got a canny video for you Wacky! It's called 2 litre bottle, can you guess what it is yet? 69537[/snapback] I mightn't be the tallest at 5' 8" but I've got no worrys in the cock department. Why else would God have gave me hands like shovels, granted there good for knocking silver spooners around from Gosforth but it's also ensures i can get a decent grip on my unit when I'm slapping your l;ass around with it, Rocco style. 69544[/snapback] Is that your height when wearing your Simon Cowell style stacked heels to give you an extra 5 inches? Your lass was saying she may as well be fucking a thimble, a whopping 2 inches max she reckons! And as for big hands, god blessed you with a pair of Jeremy Beadle beauties but with a tiny appendage you still should be ok with beating your meat, especially with all this spare time on your tiny hands! Edited December 19, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggiespaws 0 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 oompa lumpa? I'm 6 foot tall... but the purpleness is fair comment. 69302[/snapback] I was using Artistic License Also, i've never used in a post before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10669 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 fair enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 like the great man said... ..."i am the one and only me. " 69590[/snapback] He went to my mate's freshers ball. My mate threw a pint of piss over him. Second best claim to fame ever ( best - another mate of mine has punched Prince Harry in the face). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Now that's a name. Backwards it's 'Yah nivek'. Did you know that? My Name is Retah Lerriuqs. That's something to do with plums apparantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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