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Alright lads had some pain in me kidneys so I went to Fazakerley hospital. Had to wait for 3 and a half hours to see a doctor. Not really pissed of about that just pissed of people where going in before me with broken fingers for fuck sake. Anyway seen some junior doctor and he got some nurse to take me blood. Had to wait for 2 hours for the results. Not arsed went to sleep on a bed. Anyway this junior doctor come back with the results and said everythings okay. I said "hey mate not being funny but I want a senior doctor looking at the results" He said thats fine you'll have to wait 2 hours. It was 3 o clock in the morning I wanted to go home. I thought fuck that and told him to send the results to me GP. . Fucking disgrace junior doctors looking at kidney function tests. Got to go the doctors tomorrow to see what the fuck is up. Still got slight pain but its better.

 

where the fuck is Fazakerly ? Didn't he used to be our first team coach under Keegan ?

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Glad he's ok, TR. Some athletes take creatine supplements btw (legally, I think - i.e. they're not a banned substance, or they weren't anyway).

 

Thanks alex :lol: It still worries me (and my son too of course) A close friend of mine has stage 3 CKD. A few years ago she had a similar incident to what happened to my son, thought no more of it, its only been recently that she was quite poorly that she went back and this was diagnosed. She's only 32 with 3 kids too :lol:

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I went for an ECG last week and apparently my heart is laying down some extra beats. I'm just too funky. Waiting to hear back on what this actually means (beyond basic rhythmic innovation).

You have a heart?

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Alright lads had some pain in me kidneys so I went to Fazakerley hospital. Had to wait for 3 and a half hours to see a doctor. Not really pissed of about that just pissed of people where going in before me with broken fingers for fuck sake. Anyway seen some junior doctor and he got some nurse to take me blood. Had to wait for 2 hours for the results. Not arsed went to sleep on a bed. Anyway this junior doctor come back with the results and said everythings okay. I said "hey mate not being funny but I want a senior doctor looking at the results" He said thats fine you'll have to wait 2 hours. It was 3 o clock in the morning I wanted to go home. I thought fuck that and told him to send the results to me GP. . Fucking disgrace junior doctors looking at kidney function tests. Got to go the doctors tomorrow to see what the fuck is up. Still got slight pain but its better.

 

where the fuck is Fazakerly ? Didn't he used to be our first team coach under Keegan ?

It's in Liverpool.

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Alright lads had some pain in me kidneys so I went to Fazakerley hospital. Had to wait for 3 and a half hours to see a doctor. Not really pissed of about that just pissed of people where going in before me with broken fingers for fuck sake. Anyway seen some junior doctor and he got some nurse to take me blood. Had to wait for 2 hours for the results. Not arsed went to sleep on a bed. Anyway this junior doctor come back with the results and said everythings okay. I said "hey mate not being funny but I want a senior doctor looking at the results" He said thats fine you'll have to wait 2 hours. It was 3 o clock in the morning I wanted to go home. I thought fuck that and told him to send the results to me GP. . Fucking disgrace junior doctors looking at kidney function tests. Got to go the doctors tomorrow to see what the fuck is up. Still got slight pain but its better.

 

where the fuck is Fazakerly ? Didn't he used to be our first team coach under Keegan ?

It's in Liverpool.

 

I know that :lol:

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Alright lads had some pain in me kidneys so I went to Fazakerley hospital. Had to wait for 3 and a half hours to see a doctor. Not really pissed of about that just pissed of people where going in before me with broken fingers for fuck sake. Anyway seen some junior doctor and he got some nurse to take me blood. Had to wait for 2 hours for the results. Not arsed went to sleep on a bed. Anyway this junior doctor come back with the results and said everythings okay. I said "hey mate not being funny but I want a senior doctor looking at the results" He said thats fine you'll have to wait 2 hours. It was 3 o clock in the morning I wanted to go home. I thought fuck that and told him to send the results to me GP. . Fucking disgrace junior doctors looking at kidney function tests. Got to go the doctors tomorrow to see what the fuck is up. Still got slight pain but its better.

 

where the fuck is Fazakerly ? Didn't he used to be our first team coach under Keegan ?

It's in Liverpool.

 

I know that :lol:

It's difficult to know with you. Why ask then? If your original post was funny then yeah, but it wasn't.

 

Guarantee everyone reading this thread thought that but realised it wasn't funny or relevant to the thread.

 

Should we move it onto Shepherd? ...

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Alright lads had some pain in me kidneys so I went to Fazakerley hospital. Had to wait for 3 and a half hours to see a doctor. Not really pissed of about that just pissed of people where going in before me with broken fingers for fuck sake. Anyway seen some junior doctor and he got some nurse to take me blood. Had to wait for 2 hours for the results. Not arsed went to sleep on a bed. Anyway this junior doctor come back with the results and said everythings okay. I said "hey mate not being funny but I want a senior doctor looking at the results" He said thats fine you'll have to wait 2 hours. It was 3 o clock in the morning I wanted to go home. I thought fuck that and told him to send the results to me GP. . Fucking disgrace junior doctors looking at kidney function tests. Got to go the doctors tomorrow to see what the fuck is up. Still got slight pain but its better.

 

Move to Germany and pay 450 a month health insurance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mmmm..thought not.

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Alright lads had some pain in me kidneys so I went to Fazakerley hospital. Had to wait for 3 and a half hours to see a doctor. Not really pissed of about that just pissed of people where going in before me with broken fingers for fuck sake. Anyway seen some junior doctor and he got some nurse to take me blood. Had to wait for 2 hours for the results. Not arsed went to sleep on a bed. Anyway this junior doctor come back with the results and said everythings okay. I said "hey mate not being funny but I want a senior doctor looking at the results" He said thats fine you'll have to wait 2 hours. It was 3 o clock in the morning I wanted to go home. I thought fuck that and told him to send the results to me GP. . Fucking disgrace junior doctors looking at kidney function tests. Got to go the doctors tomorrow to see what the fuck is up. Still got slight pain but its better.

 

where the fuck is Fazakerly ? Didn't he used to be our first team coach under Keegan ?

It's in Liverpool.

 

I know that :lol:

It's difficult to know with you. Why ask then? If your original post was funny then yeah, but it wasn't.

 

Guarantee everyone reading this thread thought that but realised it wasn't funny or relevant to the thread.

 

Should we move it onto Shepherd? ...

 

next time I'll go all serious and ask him what he's telling us this rubbish for instead then, and why doesn't he tell his muckers rather than us ;)

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I bet the twat rang an ambulance. I worked in A & E last summer and for dicks like him I think you'd have to be criminally insane to want to do it as a career.

 

A leaking AAA can present as renal colic, here's hoping...

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I bet the twat rang an ambulance. I worked in A & E last summer and for dicks like him I think you'd have to be criminally insane to want to do it as a career.

 

A leaking AAA can present as renal colic, here's hoping...

 

Pity the poor scouse hospital who are vascular on-call that night.

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Couple of years ago I had a kidney infection. Pissing a little bit of blood and a dull ache constantly in the kidney area.

 

Doc did a sample test and stuck me on anti-biotics. Went to the chemist fr the prescrition and he asked if it was for a water infection - I said 'aye' He said get next door and get yourself 8 cans take the tablets and he guaranteed I'd back to normal in 24/36 hours.

He told me the 'no alcohol when youre on anti-biotics' rule was pure myth in all but a very few cases and that having a good sup would carry the medication to where it needed to be directly.

 

Got to admit he was spot on.

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Couple of years ago I had a kidney infection. Pissing a little bit of blood and a dull ache constantly in the kidney area.

 

Doc did a sample test and stuck me on anti-biotics. Went to the chemist fr the prescrition and he asked if it was for a water infection - I said 'aye' He said get next door and get yourself 8 cans take the tablets and he guaranteed I'd back to normal in 24/36 hours.

He told me the 'no alcohol when youre on anti-biotics' rule was pure myth in all but a very few cases and that having a good sup would carry the medication to where it needed to be directly.

 

Got to admit he was spot on.

Did he look like a pharmacist? And could you hear a muffled voice out the back?

 

Maddest thing I've heard from a pharmacist was;

 

'Why d'you need vicks vapour rub?'

'For my son, he's got a bad chest and sinises'

'Do you know how to administer it?'

'Yes'

'Can you explain to me please'

'Orally, haha, nar man rub it on his chest'

'Great, thanks, here you go'.

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Alright lads had some pain in me kidneys so I went to Fazakerley hospital. Had to wait for 3 and a half hours to see a doctor. Not really pissed of about that just pissed of people where going in before me with broken fingers for fuck sake. Anyway seen some junior doctor and he got some nurse to take me blood. Had to wait for 2 hours for the results. Not arsed went to sleep on a bed. Anyway this junior doctor come back with the results and said everythings okay. I said "hey mate not being funny but I want a senior doctor looking at the results" He said thats fine you'll have to wait 2 hours. It was 3 o clock in the morning I wanted to go home. I thought fuck that and told him to send the results to me GP. . Fucking disgrace junior doctors looking at kidney function tests. Got to go the doctors tomorrow to see what the fuck is up. Still got slight pain but its better.

 

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