Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 There's people on this board at their peak who would've been good enough to play in the SPL. There's no way the standard is equal to the Championship or maybe even League One. People say ooh I feel sorry for the Scots they produced amazing standards in the 60s, I don't. Jock cunts. That's becuase you're a bigotted prick. Scottish football is wank because of two things. 1. Early days facilities are atrocious 2. There is one league club for every 142857 people, this compares to 1 : 652173 in England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 That's becuase you're a bigotted prick. Scottish football is wank because of two things. 1. Early days facilities are atrocious 2. There is one league club for every 142857 people, this compares to 1 : 652173 in England. Also, the shorter life expectancy and the Irn Bru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Also, the shorter life expectancy and the Irn Bru Exactly for normal leagues heading into your thirties is still prime, for some Scots that's advanced middle age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 That's becuase you're a bigotted prick. Scottish football is wank because of two things. 1. Early days facilities are atrocious 2. There is one league club for every 142857 people, this compares to 1 : 652173 in England. Oh shut up you stupid old cripple. The Scots are built to hate the English in the main as you found out with poor Michelle Mone's story. People go on about Scotland's small population being the reason as to why they're so shite. You tell me why Ireland have achieved far more over the last 30 years. You tell me why Portugal a country with just 4m more have had a side like Porto who have European Champions twice in the last 28 years. It's down to the fact that Glasgow health wise is the most horrific place in Europe with more heroin addicts per head than anywhere else in the world (actual fact). They didn't exist 40 and 50 years ago, which is why it produced greats like Dalglish and Law. Has Ireland got that problem? Has Wales even, a country with a population smaller than the North East who have produced two players now who are better than anyone the sweaties have for over 30 years in Bale and Aaron Ramsey. I'd go as far to say Giggs was as good or if not better than any Scot other than Dalglish. As for the league, one of the reasons its so shit is there's no competitiveness. 31 years since someone other than the old bigots won it and even then they can't produce decent players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2916 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Nice to see Stevie picking on people north of the mackem line for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34725 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Average attendance of both sides in the Scottish Cup final - 4k Two of the top four in the second level The third best side in the country only 21 years old Can't get sponsorship from anyone except brewers and bookies No winter break despite being regularly snowbound Wee angry ginger as an international manager Refs strike because players/managers are such cunts Village team renting the national stadium Scottish football is wank. Should have been merged into the Northern Counties League long ago. It's what Scottish independence would look like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Oh shut up you stupid old cripple. The Scots are built to hate the English in the main as you found out with poor Michelle Mone's story. People go on about Scotland's small population being the reason as to why they're so shite. You tell me why Ireland have achieved far more over the last 30 years. You tell me why Portugal a country with just 4m more have had a side like Porto who have European Champions twice in the last 28 years. It's down to the fact that Glasgow health wise is the most horrific place in Europe with more heroin addicts per head than anywhere else in the world (actual fact). They didn't exist 40 and 50 years ago, which is why it produced greats like Dalglish and Law. Has Ireland got that problem? Has Wales even, a country with a population smaller than the North East who have produced two players now who are better than anyone the sweaties have for over 30 years in Bale and Aaron Ramsey. I'd go as far to say Giggs was as good or if not better than any Scot other than Dalglish. As for the league, one of the reasons its so shit is there's no competitiveness. 31 years since someone other than the old bigots won it and even then they can't produce decent players. Do you know what a fact is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Maybe if you lot stopped fucking about with spiders in caves, you'd be able to string together a pass or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Maybe if you lot stopped fucking about with spiders in caves, you'd be able to string together a pass or two. Just need one pass hoofed to the big man. Wait are we talking about Scotland or NUFC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2916 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I've gotta say. This argument is a refreshing change. Short sharp sentences. Some good ol' fashioned name calling. None of this ivory tower dwelling essay length nonsense that Fish is partial to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) I've gotta say. This argument is a refreshing change. Short sharp sentences. Some good ol' fashioned name calling. None of this ivory tower dwelling essay length nonsense that Fish is partial to. The fuck you on about man? I don't often post big old essays. Most of mine are 1-2 paragraphs at most. Makom is the gobshite. Edited June 1, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2916 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 The fuck you on about man? I don't often post big old essays. Most of mine are 1-2 paragraphs at most. Makom is the gobshite. Save it for your uni lecturer Davey lad. I don't wanna hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Save it for your uni lecturer Davey lad. I don't wanna hear it. My balls are waiting for you to suck them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2916 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34725 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Funny how the passing / possession based game was first developed north of the border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Funny how the passing / possession based game was first developed north of the border. Yon Tikeh Takeh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34725 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Yon Tikeh Takeh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Fuck off Deep Blue I don't understand how you remember half the shit you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34725 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Just a name that stuck in my head from watching Wimbledon years ago. I remember him as a coach, btw, I'm not that old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Just a name that stuck in my head from watching Wimbledon years ago. I remember him as a coach, btw, I'm not that old. Sure, sure. Tell it to your shuffleboard buddy RobW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34725 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Rob coached him, iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Rob coached him, iirc. Probably grassed him for using performance enhancing drugs as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 http://www.goal.com/en/news/461/scotland/2015/06/20/12912382/van-dijk-is-europes-best-defender-collins?ICID=HP_BN_2 “I believe there is currently no better centre-half in Europe than Virgil," he told the Daily Record. "I watch Champions League football and Premier League football every week and Virgil is as good as anybody who is playing football in Europe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'm just laughing at the name Virgil, I've no idea how good he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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