strawb 4269 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) 36 ere, feeling every fucking minute of it as well Edited January 6, 2021 by strawb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 So, anyone of you old bastards know of any good restaurants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44950 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Harry Ramsden Pensioner Specials for you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Average age on here, I presume, is 40 something. Most of the regulars - me, Alex, Gemmill, PaddockLad, Renton, MF, Meenzer - all north of 40. Think the exceptions are Ewerk, Tom, Andrew, Fish, Quiff and Rayvin - still clinging to 30s. I’d be amazed if we have anyone left in their 20s. Maybe Kevin if he’s still lurking. Oldest remaining poster - maybe trooper? Edit - nope Spongebob I'm not fucking clinging, I've just gone 34, early mid! Edited January 6, 2021 by TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) How old is AH, I've got him down as 20s Edit: read the thread! Edited January 6, 2021 by TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35096 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Forty fucking six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4771 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, anyone of you old bastards know of any good restaurants? One or two but they'll be no use to any of you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Forty seven but thanks to early nights, the best genes from a great family* and oil of Ulay I don't look a day over 45. *UM© verified. ✓ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 7, 2021 Author Share Posted January 7, 2021 35 here. For the record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21954 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 LM would probably be oldest if he still posted, the fucking mad old bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44950 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Bit busy storming the Capitol building these days. Nailed on he's got a MAGA hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21954 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Shall we invite him back, just for the craic? Lift the ban temporarily. It would be very 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Christ we are an old board, I hit 34 in December. I remember when I was 21 And I remember posting in my birthday thread I felt “old”. I was rightly given stick. Being younger was nice but I wouldn’t want to be in my early 20s growing up in this metamodern hellscape. I’m happy how I spend my youth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Shall we invite him back, just for the craic? Lift the ban temporarily. It would be very 2021 I never even knew he was banned. We put him in the “crèche” and he fucked off out of spite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35096 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 The mad old cunt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30642 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Tom said: Being younger was nice but I wouldn’t want to be in my early 20s growing up in this metamodern hellscape. I’m happy how I spend my youth. One word: Tinder. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Im glad it wasn’t around when I was in my pomp- I’d have died of a blart overdose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Can confirm that Tinder is canny class but is also a real rollercoaster when a top notch bit of skirt matches with you and quickly unmatches and you realise that it was obviously a mistake and your very face repulses them. Never happened to me, obviously 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 I met Mrs Fish through internet dating, but Tindr was exclusively used by people looking for a shag. I don't think my combination of face + pleonasm, prolixity, and verbosity would work well on Tindr. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21954 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Im glad it wasn’t around when I was in my pomp- I’d have died of a blart overdose. the kids these days don't know they're born. still, we got to navigate our misspent youth without camera phones and the threat of a photographic record of every mashed up night being shared online in perpetuity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3900 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: the kids these days don't know they're born. still, we got to navigate our misspent youth without camera phones and the threat of a photographic record of every mashed up night being shared online in perpetuity. I once shagged a fat bird in my mates living room with 4 other guys sleeping on the floor, when we finished round one all 4 of them got up and left the room. I'm glad they didn't have camera phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I once shagged a fat bird in my mates living room with 4 other guys sleeping on the floor, when we finished round one all 4 of them got up and left the room. I'm glad they didn't have camera phones. Is that what you called her? 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 3 hours ago, The Fish said: I met Mrs Fish through internet dating, but Tindr was exclusively used by people looking for a shag. I don't think my combination of face + pleonasm, prolixity, and verbosity would work well on Tindr. I swiped left on this comment. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3900 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 29 minutes ago, The Fish said: Is that what you called her? I didn't mention because you can all see my picture but I was not glad they didn't have camera phones as it would ruin my rep or anything but because it would have been ugly squared. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21638 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 (edited) So, I got this email from Blackfriars about a valentines meal. Sounded nice. The catch is, it's £70 per person (I'm conventional so that's £140). Oh, and you have to cook it yourself. I mean, WTAF? Edited January 23, 2021 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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