Gemmill 44956 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Lads man, I'm the keto kid these days. Pizzas are a rare treat and bread is off the menu. Lightest I've been since I was a teenager, 32 inch jeans, the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I've been 32 inch jeans since I was a kid and I'm the carb fucking king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4771 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 How old are you Quiff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44956 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: I've been 32 inch jeans since I was a kid and I'm the carb fucking king. Mexican viagra raises your metabolism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Andrew said: How old are you Quiff? 34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: I've been 32 inch jeans since I was a kid and I'm the carb fucking king. That’ll be the cocaine boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Tom said: That’ll be the cocaine boss I find that a good session just delays the calorie intake rather than reduces it! Anyway the big secret is that when your jeans start getting a bit tight, don't address it by buying bigger jeans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 43 minutes ago, Alex said: Im a bit disappointed he’s not making his own sourdough-based ones tbh The place he's on about sells Roast Carrots Salad, if that's any consolation. The middle class equivalent of the jalapeño popper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4771 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 29 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: 34 Of all the people on here I would not have assumed were older than me, this is by far the most shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I'M JUST IMMATURE, ANDREW. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10863 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 On 04/01/2021 at 23:22, Andrew said: Of all the people on here I would not have assumed were older than me, this is by far the most shocking. Out of curiosity, who do you think is younger than you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4771 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, The Fish said: Out of curiosity, who do you think is younger than you? Now that you mention it, none of the regulars I was 17 when I signed up here, I'm 32 in a few weeks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10863 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Andrew said: Now that you mention it, none of the regulars I was 17 when I signed up here, I'm 32 in a few weeks. Rayvin is, in my head, a 17yr old sitting in his mam's boxroom, surrounded by anime posters and kleenex. But everybody else is in their mid-to-late 30s. Except Renton, who is in a comfortable chair by the staring window. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I’d love to be in my thirties again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10863 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’d love to be in my thirties again. I'll be saying that in about 7 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17285 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, The Fish said: Rayvin is, in my head, a 17yr old sitting in his mam's boxroom, surrounded by anime posters and kleenex. But everybody else is in their mid-to-late 30s. Except Renton, who is in a comfortable chair by the staring window. Thanks Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3900 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I'm 52 which makes my Yeezy post even more ridiculous. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4771 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Who’s our oldest timer now that noelie has taken his leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3997 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Probably me, I'm fucking 60 this year 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21954 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Average age on here, I presume, is 40 something. Most of the regulars - me, Alex, Gemmill, PaddockLad, Renton, MF, Meenzer - all north of 40. Think the exceptions are Ewerk, Tom, Andrew, Fish, Quiff and Rayvin - still clinging to 30s. I’d be amazed if we have anyone left in their 20s. Maybe Kevin if he’s still lurking. Oldest remaining poster - maybe trooper? Edit - nope Spongebob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21954 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 21 minutes ago, Andrew said: Who’s our oldest timer now that noelie has taken his leave? pray for noelie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4771 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 18 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Average age on here, I presume, is 40 something. Most of the regulars - me, Alex, Gemmill, PaddockLad, Renton, MF, Meenzer - all north of 40. Think the exceptions are Ewerk, Tom, Andrew, Fish, Quiff and Rayvin - still clinging to 30s. I’d be amazed if we have anyone left in their 20s. Maybe Kevin if he’s still lurking. Oldest remaining poster - maybe trooper? Edit - nope Spongebob whoa whoa whoa, clinging? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44956 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I was 45 in December. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 40 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: Probably me, I'm fucking 60 this year 60 what? 1)Women 2)Men 3)Dogs 4)All of the above 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I only turned 30 in August, you bandit. I’m practically a youth team player in comparison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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