The Fish 11064 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Where you going? As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back. ah, you've ruined it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Where you going? As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back. ah, you've ruined it. Sorry. I'll shut up now, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11064 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Where you going? As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back. ah, you've ruined it. Sorry. I'll shut up now, then. Tits or GTFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Think Shorty linked me to toontastic after the old board was closed down. Loved the place, and so was glad to see the main core of users switched over to here as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Where you going? As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back. ah, you've ruined it. Sorry. I'll shut up now, then. Tits or GTFO TITS!!! You don't want to see my tits, believe me! You hear Sweden and you assume I'm some gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big knockers. What you've got here is an ugly old ex-pat married to a gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 And another thing: I make my first ever post on a forum of any sort and you reply with a nice little smiley. Then in the space of a few posts you're telling me to fuck off! Bi-polar, or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11064 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Where you going? As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back. ah, you've ruined it. Sorry. I'll shut up now, then. Tits or GTFO TITS!!! You don't want to see my tits, believe me! You hear Sweden and you assume I'm some gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big knockers. What you've got here is an ugly old ex-pat married to a gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big tits. .. go on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Where you going? As tempting as it is to spend another summer getting eaten alive by Swedish mosquitos, I've decided to treat myself to a couple of weeks in the south of France. I promise I'll try to be a regular poster when I get back. ah, you've ruined it. Sorry. I'll shut up now, then. Tits or GTFO TITS!!! You don't want to see my tits, believe me! You hear Sweden and you assume I'm some gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big knockers. What you've got here is an ugly old ex-pat married to a gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with big tits. .. go on That was a mistake, wasn't it! I'm going to stop there before the Swedish Thought Police cotton on to me. And anyway, I hate big tits. I know that probably makes me some sort of pervert, but that's the way it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7094 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11064 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) That was a mistake, wasn't it! I'm going to stop there before the Swedish Thought Police cotton on to me. And anyway, I hate big tits. I know that probably makes me some sort of pervert, but that's the way it is. No, it makes you a connoisseur. There are chaps who think massive Bristols = fit, they're not. Edited June 26, 2011 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 That was a mistake, wasn't it! I'm going to stop there before the Swedish Thought Police cotton on to me. And anyway, I hate big tits. I know that probably makes me some sort of pervert, but that's the way it is. No, it makes you a connoisseur. There are chaps who think massive Bristols = fit, they're not. I'm convinced a liking for big tits is a sign of some sort of mother issues. My other issues led me to an appreciation of fine whiskies. Real men drink Islay whisky, they don't spend all their time thinking about girly tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7094 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Hear. Cracking up already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11064 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I like this guy. He can stay Compare these first few posts to Kevin's debacle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Hear. Cracking up already. Fuck!!! Spelling doesn't count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Welcome! Thanks, TR. I've been lurking here for so long I feel I know most of you already. Nothing wrong with 'gonna' (it's called semantic bleaching). Just dont say 'I'm gonna the pub'! I'm thoroughly ashamed of writing 'here', though. Should have joined N-O instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammar Police 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect I think the damage is done. I'll have to change my name to T. Fuckwit. Ha! Nice one! Edited June 26, 2011 by Grammar Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect I think the damage is done. I'll have to change my name to T. Fuckwit. Ha! Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Welcome! Thanks, TR. I've been lurking here for so long I feel I know most of you already. Nothing wrong with 'gonna' (it's called semantic bleaching). Just dont say 'I'm gonna the pub'! I'm thoroughly ashamed of writing 'here', though. Should have joined N-O instead. No stay here, we need new posters to liven the place up! Why have you not been tempted to sign up before then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Hear. Cracking up already. Fuck!!! Spelling doesn't count Perhaps not, but neglecting to finish your sentence with a full stop does. Welcome btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The pressure to maintain grammatically correct posts will be some burden. Good luck with it and welcome to the board! Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Hear. Cracking up already. Fuck!!! Spelling doesn't count Perhaps not, but neglecting to finish your sentence with a full stop does. Welcome btw. Ahem "Poet, Warrior, King" This board's rife with pedantry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47009 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Looks like we've got a decent one here. I look forward to his first throwdown with Leazes. Then we'll see the real measure of the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Looks like we've got a decent one here. I look forward to his first throwdown with Leazes. Then we'll see the real measure of the man. He'll run screaming for the hills, if he's any sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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