McFaul 35 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 There's a victim here like, and she's probably fuckin gan through the worst time of her life, lets not forget that. This bloke should be made to pay her every penny he's earned since leaving Ipswich if found guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Guilty of possession? Oh the irony! Class A drugs is probably the only thing he can keep possession of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Titus Bramble is an anagram of Sir Bum Tablet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Sunderland's Titus Bramble arrested on suspicion of sexual assault & possession of a class A drug #SSN How many times does this have to happen before he actually gets locked up like any other non footballing rapists? No idea of the facts at all like but speaking in legal generalities the sexual assault (one person's word against another/difficult to prove) may well go away once again as they often do, but the possession of a Class A (simple matter of fact) could see him end up in a fair bit of bother this time. Assuming the drugs are actually Class A, usual defences include someone had borrowed an item of clothing and left the drugs there/someone else had been in his car/house and left the drugs there all unbeknownst to the arrestee (and hence they never actually 'possessed' them), so we'll see which one he goes for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Guilty of possession? Oh the irony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3974 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 It's at times like these I like to toddle over to RTG and revel in the schadenfreude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsweeney 0 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 There's a victim here like, and she's probably fuckin gan through the worst time of her life, lets not forget that. This bloke should be made to pay her every penny he's earned since leaving Ipswich if found guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Shearer said Bramble was always the longest in the shower. Aye, was there not a quote somewhere that he could wash the plughole with his cock while standing up? He used to whip it out on nights out all the time allegedly A Hoo-aah that I went to school with got pumped off him like she reckoned it was a proper mamba no clue if it was true like but she'd had enough to be a fair judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Shearer said Bramble was always the longest in the shower. Aye, was there not a quote somewhere that he could wash the plughole with his cock while standing up? He used to whip it out on nights out all the time allegedly A Hoo-aah that I went to school with got pumped off him like she reckoned it was a proper mamba no clue if it was true like but she'd had enough to be a fair judge. She's the sort of girl who likes telling ex-schoolmates about the men she's been with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Wasnt Cheryl Cole having gans on him at one point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Wasnt Cheryl Cole having gans on him at one point? Ashley Cole and Bramble had a spit-roast perhaps? I had to decline the invitation as I was away on business... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Wasnt Cheryl Cole having gans on him at one point? Ashley Cole and Bramble had a spit-roast perhaps? I had to decline the invitation as I was away on business... Wouldnt mind Cheryl tbh... unbelieveable that Ashley decided to cheat on her! Then again, as the saying goes... "Behind every beautiful woman is a guy who is tired of shagging her..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3974 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Wasnt Cheryl Cole having gans on him at one point? Ashley Cole and Bramble had a spit-roast perhaps? I had to decline the invitation as I was away on business... Wouldnt mind Cheryl tbh... unbelieveable that Ashley decided to cheat on her! Then again, as the saying goes... "Behind every beautiful woman is a guy who is tired of shagging her..." And in front of every famous man is a slapper willing to take it up the Gary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7174 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 I reckon she's nowt ower when she hasn't had 3 hours in makeup. Cankles too. Still would like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43075 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 It's at times like these I like to toddle over to RTG and revel in the schadenfreude. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.ph...2112&page=3 Looks like they've locked the thread, but not before this pearler was posted… Five Thro MignoletSpectator Join Date: May 2011 Location: Pennywell Re: Sky & The BBC It's not true.... it's the bloody Magedia again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 One things for sure his defence will be shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=632105 At least some of them have a sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7174 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Enough of the twitter jokes already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 I don't agree with him giving all his money to the victim, true or not, her going through this awful time means she should have the safety of knowing he's in jail for ever, it doesn't mean she can sit on her arse the rest of her life knowing she got rich for having no talent (just like Titus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Shearer said Bramble was always the longest in the shower. Aye, was there not a quote somewhere that he could wash the plughole with his cock while standing up? He used to whip it out on nights out all the time allegedly A Hoo-aah that I went to school with got pumped off him like she reckoned it was a proper mamba no clue if it was true like but she'd had enough to be a fair judge. She's the sort of girl who likes telling ex-schoolmates about the men she's been with? Aye he goes for the classy ones, we were in school at the time like. She resembled miss piggy in all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Shearer said Bramble was always the longest in the shower. Aye, was there not a quote somewhere that he could wash the plughole with his cock while standing up? He used to whip it out on nights out all the time allegedly A Hoo-aah that I went to school with got pumped off him like she reckoned it was a proper mamba no clue if it was true like but she'd had enough to be a fair judge. It'll still be nowt compared to J69's though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7174 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Well Im pretty envious of your girth tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14053 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Bumrape Bramble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Well Im pretty envious of your girth tbh. Nowt wrong with my girth. I'd rather have my height and physique than yours. Not saying you look like a refugee or owt, but am just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7174 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 We look nowt like each other tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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