Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 ambulance? You have to shrug that one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 People followed the blood trail and he'd been in there an hour by himself. He was off his face too, not a happy fella! I think he actually lost quite a lot of blood. It was towards the end of first year too so he was reminded for quite a while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 " Hello mate, fancy a game of Snap" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13639 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 My mate at uni tore his banjo string trying to take a lass up the arse. Sat there crying in the shared bathroom bleeding everywhere till the ambulance arrived. Horrific. :lol: I know lasses don't like it but that's a bit much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6867 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 ambulance? You have to shrug that one off. Aye, been there, done that! Dipped it in a bowl of salty water for a fortnight Like fuck would I have been calling an ambulance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Dipped it in a bowl of salty water for a fortnight Must've got strange looks at work. Or, given your job, maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Aye, been there, done that! Dipped it in a bowl of salty water for a fortnight Like fuck would I have been calling an ambulance! How did you manage it? Attempted anal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 How did you manage it? Attempted anal? He'd just had new caps put on his teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 There were ten porn stars comparing lingerie in a room & J69 had just jumped through the window on his motorbike after going to the gym, etc etc, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6867 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 How the fuck did you know that happened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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