Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 A kid I worked with years ago would talk of this people aka fella being at warehouse raves with his gang and would regularly rape unsuspecting male revelers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 The Wife's friend at works friend who had a Python/Boa constrictor whatever that started sleeping alongside her at night. She mentioned it to a Vet who immediately came round and had it put down as it was 'measuring her up' and would have eaten her within the week. I've heard this story around here, must be doing the rounds like a bad joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Oh and by the way Purple Aki is real seen this at glasto a few years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 (edited) Nikki nacky purple aki, he'll grab ya arse and stab ya cacky. Edited June 9, 2011 by @yourservice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Nikki nacky purple aki, he'll grab ya arse and stab ya cacky. fucking hell genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Nikki nacky purple aki, he'll grab ya arse and stab ya cacky. That's fucking class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Nikki nacky purple aki, he'll grab ya arse and stab ya cacky. Sick rhymes bruv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31815 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 You can see the Great Wall of China from space....like fuck can you Oh and the Marc Almond legend....its still getting told to wide eyed and no doubt revolted teenagers to this day...I remember being told about it nearly 30 years ago or so but I bet some of the young un's on here have heard it too.... The Marc Almond one is one that pisses him off greatly. Then again. 'tainted love' is utter gash so we all have our crosses to bare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31815 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Nikki nacky purple aki, he'll grab ya arse and stab ya cacky. That's like an old dib-dab. Icky acki Horses Cacki Icky acky ooo Wind blew Cacky flew on to YOU!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41395 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Some giant snake/worm found on a hill near Washington. Had massive eyes and teeth apparently. Bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6300 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Some giant snake/worm found on a hill near Washington. Had massive eyes and teeth apparently. Bullshit. Sounds like someone watched Tremors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 You can see the Great Wall of China from space....like fuck can you Oh and the Marc Almond legend....its still getting told to wide eyed and no doubt revolted teenagers to this day...I remember being told about it nearly 30 years ago or so but I bet some of the young un's on here have heard it too.... Whats that about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41395 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Some giant snake/worm found on a hill near Washington. Had massive eyes and teeth apparently. Bullshit. Sounds like someone watched Tremors. It's an aaful story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Some giant snake/worm found on a hill near Washington. Had massive eyes and teeth apparently. Bullshit. Sounds like someone watched Tremors. Whoosh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4270 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 You can see the Great Wall of China from space....like fuck can you Oh and the Marc Almond legend....its still getting told to wide eyed and no doubt revolted teenagers to this day...I remember being told about it nearly 30 years ago or so but I bet some of the young un's on here have heard it too.... Whats that about? Him having his stomach pumped and the contents being "pints" of semen. (Soz but you asked ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 You can see the Great Wall of China from space....like fuck can you Oh and the Marc Almond legend....its still getting told to wide eyed and no doubt revolted teenagers to this day...I remember being told about it nearly 30 years ago or so but I bet some of the young un's on here have heard it too.... Whats that about? Him having his stomach pumped and the contents being "pints" of semen. (Soz but you asked ) Well I can honestly say I didn't expect that answer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Thought everyone had heard that one. Tainted Love is quality imo like. Prefer the original though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31815 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I can't stand his weedy voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Thought everyone had heard that one. Tainted Love is quality imo like. Prefer the original though. This is the problem with living in Devon Prefer Marilyn Mansons version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 This is the problem with living in Devon You read my mind, I just didn't want to say it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 This is the problem with living in Devon You read my mind, I just didn't want to say it I thought I'd better beat you to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41395 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Some giant snake/worm found on a hill near Washington. Had massive eyes and teeth apparently. Bullshit. Sounds like someone watched Tremors. Whoosh? Haad ya gob man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Some giant snake/worm found on a hill near Washington. Had massive eyes and teeth apparently. Bullshit. Sounds like someone watched Tremors. Whoosh? Haad ya gob man! Aaful story tbh Fist. The crack about that Purple Aki fella's true. Heard of him years ago from mates in Lpool. Story goes he's into getting kids to do press ups for him and t feel their muscles. Meant to have chased some poor kid once onto a trainline or something and consequent death and how got the notoriety as well as the hanging about gyms as mentioned. He's a proper Enormous Derek too - oh he's a worry alright. Canny kisser though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Sol Campbell had a gay affair with Lennox Lewis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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