zico martin 89 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 He`s the sort of lad who - when offered a finger - takes the whole hand off. I HATE people like that. i love girls like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 He`s the sort of lad who - when offered a finger - takes the whole hand off. I HATE people like that. i love girls like that Ones with massive fannies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I love muscular girls who can give a proper handie.... my ex had to swap arms about 5 times since she was a lazy bum who never worked out... no stamina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4270 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Actually a good point on the Sunday Supplement from Andy Dunn - anybody in charge of a sponsorship budget would get a great deal if they bought the rights and renamed it SJP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4666 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 shouldnt this thread be called "the change arena" now or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Actually a good point on the Sunday Supplement from Andy Dunn - anybody in charge of a sponsorship budget would get a great deal if they bought the rights and renamed it SJP. Why the future tense? Mike ashley did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6857 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I love muscular girls who can give a proper handie.... my ex had to swap arms about 5 times since she was a lazy bum who never worked out... no stamina! Who gets hand jobs past the age of 15! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I love muscular girls who can give a proper handie.... my ex had to swap arms about 5 times since she was a lazy bum who never worked out... no stamina! Who gets hand jobs past the age of 15! dunno, lasses on their period? I forgot your wifes womb dried up 10 years ago.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 She bleed out her mouth anarl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I love muscular girls who can give a proper handie.... my ex had to swap arms about 5 times since she was a lazy bum who never worked out... no stamina! Who gets hand jobs past the age of 15! right pet, its the 4th, sexy night. you lie there, I'll lie on top and wiggle about a bit.....ooooooh thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 She bleed out her mouth anarl? Very much this. Don't remember the last time a lass wanked me off but I do remember it was a tenth of the job I could of done myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 She bleed out her mouth anarl? Very much this. Don't remember the last time a lass wanked me off but I do remember it was a tenth of the job I could of done myself. A hand job's not to be sniffed at if its the only thing on offer tbf, as long as she pulls an aggressive porn face right next to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I prefer a handjob to a blowjob myself. They cant seem to tuck their teeth away, fancy getting peeled like a carrot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Handjob over blowjob You need to stop asking Janet Street Porter (google her) for blow jobs. Would honestly rather wank myself off, women tug you off like they park a car, spend ages fucking it up until you get pissed off and do it yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Handjob over blowjob You need to stop asking Janet Street Porter (google her) for blow jobs. Would honestly rather wank myself off, women tug you off like they park a car, spend ages fucking it up until you get pissed off and do it yourself. I don't mind a bit of parallel wanking like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 I like their clumsy attempts at manouvering the boat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Btw, to all the southern cunt journalists who don't see what the big deal is, how would they feel if the name of Wembley was unilaterally changed to something that sounded utterly shit overnight? Would it be OK if it was flattened and a new one built called something else ??? I couldn't give a shit what Wembley is called. Your question should be directed at said southern journalists. Toonpack continues to defend Mike Ashley for all he's worth, even though he "made his mind up about him" on 1st september 2011. Poor bloke is too late, he's realised at last he is "recouping" [4 years after being told this by myself] but STILL defends him. What did he think Ashley to do with the money from the sales of Carroll particularly I wonder ? I've asked him this, but true to form, he didn't reply, same as he hasn't replied to a particularly well made comment from sammyb [i think ]. Edit....just dropped in, away until Monday. Sadly your lack of comprehension resurfaces. Recouping is significantly different to "pocketing". My posts are not a defence either by the way. Please point out which one's are. Second bold bit, please re-post or quote it and I'll respond, if appropriate, I must have missed it. As for not answering, sadly I can't answer in pictures, maybe if I could, you would then understand what I am saying. sadly, your comprehension of a progressive club is non-existent, as it has always been. I'll give you a clue ... you back your manager while you actually own it, rather than sell the "business" for a profit [would you not do differently] ? Enough clues for the moment, or are you about to confirm the meaning of "clueless" You can do that admirably, without any help from me I've called MIke Ashley correctly ie his intentions for the club, for the past 4 years. I didn't realise that calling someone and their intentions was "clueless", what label therefore do you give yourself and the clueless cunts on here and skunkers who agree with you. As you, however, are still getting it wrong, you even had a chance to wipe the slate clean and admit you saw them at last on 1st September, but appear to have extended your deadline further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Question: Will all the SD adds etc go away when/if we get a new sponsor? Or will they be displayed alongside? Sorry if this is a silly question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29587 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 If we get a new shirt sponsor then it'll remain as it is now, alongside Northern Rock. If we get a stadium sponsor then I can't imagine them being too thrilled with all the SD signage on the roof etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Handjob over blowjob You need to stop asking Janet Street Porter (google her) for blow jobs. Would honestly rather wank myself off , women tug you off like they park a car, spend ages fucking it up until you get pissed off and do it yourself. anyway, if you continue to derail threads you should fuck off back to Newcastle Online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Handjob over blowjob You need to stop asking Janet Street Porter (google her) for blow jobs. Would honestly rather wank myself off, women tug you off like they park a car, spend ages fucking it up until you get pissed off and do it yourself. I don't mind a bit of parallel wanking like. oh for goodness sakes all people think about is sex and wanking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Wonder who pays for taking all that down If we get another sponsor I'll scrape them off myself, using my bollocks as a rag dipped in swarfega. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Handjob over blowjob You need to stop asking Janet Street Porter (google her) for blow jobs. Would honestly rather wank myself off , women tug you off like they park a car, spend ages fucking it up until you get pissed off and do it yourself. anyway, if you continue to derail threads you should fuck off back to Newcastle Online. Ironic but then you can't fuck off back to Newcastle Online can you? Hard lines. Good to see you mention skunkers a few posts up too, bitter much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Handjob over blowjob You need to stop asking Janet Street Porter (google her) for blow jobs. Would honestly rather wank myself off , women tug you off like they park a car, spend ages fucking it up until you get pissed off and do it yourself. anyway, if you continue to derail threads you should fuck off back to Newcastle Online. Ironic but then you can't fuck off back to Newcastle Online can you? Hard lines. Good to see you mention skunkers a few posts up too, bitter much? sadly for you, and Dave and his chums, I'm logged on again, but laughing from the outside is far better than attempting to educate a bunch of 10 year old out of town bairns, who were attracted to the club by the regime they "hate". You couldn't make it up. Anyway, if people derailed the thread like you have done here, they would be banned over there, but I suppose that particular irony is lost on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Interesting story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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