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It all started on an Everton forum this morning

 

Indeed it did... although it wasn't on the forum, but on the actual site itself... not sure if this adds more validity to it or not though?

 

Its fine though as i've been reliably informed on here that NO player would EVER choose my small time shite tin pot club over the mighty Bacelona of the North East. Or would they? :icon_lol:

 

I think in fairness he's probably gone home and watched a couple of videos of our Shane Ferguson and thought he hasnt got a cat in hells chance of breaking into the first team here so decided to lower his sights and slum it at a club where he will probably play regularly next season.

 

 

Ahh yes instead of Leighton Baines? :icon_lol:

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It all started on an Everton forum this morning

 

Indeed it did... although it wasn't on the forum, but on the actual site itself... not sure if this adds more validity to it or not though?

 

Its fine though as i've been reliably informed on here that NO player would EVER choose my small time shite tin pot club over the mighty Bacelona of the North East. Or would they? :icon_lol:

 

I think in fairness he's probably gone home and watched a couple of videos of our Shane Ferguson and thought he hasnt got a cat in hells chance of breaking into the first team here so decided to lower his sights and slum it at a club where he will probably play regularly next season.

 

 

Ahh yes instead of Leighton Baines? :icon_lol:

 

He'll be gone in a few weeks.

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Baines is off to Man Utd apparently.

 

Why would they want Baines when they have Evra?

 

I could see Man City maybe, but United is unlikely.

Evra's leaving.

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It all started on an Everton forum this morning

 

Indeed it did... although it wasn't on the forum, but on the actual site itself... not sure if this adds more validity to it or not though?

 

Its fine though as i've been reliably informed on here that NO player would EVER choose my small time shite tin pot club over the mighty Bacelona of the North East. Or would they? :icon_lol:

 

I think in fairness he's probably gone home and watched a couple of videos of our Shane Ferguson and thought he hasnt got a cat in hells chance of breaking into the first team here so decided to lower his sights and slum it at a club where he will probably play regularly next season.

 

 

Ahh yes instead of Leighton Baines? :icon_lol:

 

He'll be gone in a few weeks.

 

We could always use the money to sign Enrique I suppose

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It all started on an Everton forum this morning

 

Indeed it did... although it wasn't on the forum, but on the actual site itself... not sure if this adds more validity to it or not though?

 

Its fine though as i've been reliably informed on here that NO player would EVER choose my small time shite tin pot club over the mighty Bacelona of the North East. Or would they? :icon_lol:

 

I think in fairness he's probably gone home and watched a couple of videos of our Shane Ferguson and thought he hasnt got a cat in hells chance of breaking into the first team here so decided to lower his sights and slum it at a club where he will probably play regularly next season.

 

 

Ahh yes instead of Leighton Baines? :icon_lol:

 

He'll be gone in a few weeks.

 

We could always use the money to sign Enrique I suppose

He wants to go to a big club.

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Baines is coming here, he's sick of the blue dippers and their small time stadium and fans.

 

 

Bit of a U turn there after he turned you down for us the last time eh?

 

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Stepping stone.

 

FWIW, I got told a before the season ended that Enrique was definitely off to Man Utd.

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Baines is off to Man Utd apparently.

 

Why would they want Baines when they have Evra?

 

I could see Man City maybe, but United is unlikely.

Evra's leaving.

 

 

Swap for Baines? :icon_lol:

See my previous post.

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It all started on an Everton forum this morning

 

Indeed it did... although it wasn't on the forum, but on the actual site itself... not sure if this adds more validity to it or not though?

 

Its fine though as i've been reliably informed on here that NO player would EVER choose my small time shite tin pot club over the mighty Bacelona of the North East. Or would they? ;)

 

I think in fairness he's probably gone home and watched a couple of videos of our Shane Ferguson and thought he hasnt got a cat in hells chance of breaking into the first team here so decided to lower his sights and slum it at a club where he will probably play regularly next season.

 

 

Ahh yes instead of Leighton Baines? :icon_lol:

 

He'll be gone in a few weeks.

 

We could always use the money to sign Enrique I suppose

He wants to go to a big club.

 

 

So newcastle United aren't a big club? :icon_lol:B)

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It all started on an Everton forum this morning

 

Indeed it did... although it wasn't on the forum, but on the actual site itself... not sure if this adds more validity to it or not though?

 

Its fine though as i've been reliably informed on here that NO player would EVER choose my small time shite tin pot club over the mighty Bacelona of the North East. Or would they? :icon_lol:

It makes sense, what player in their right mind would choose little Newcastle over a club with more history than ancient Egypt and ancient Greece put together, a club who's seven letters me more to world sport than any other, a club of such interest and influence their transfer decisions have a major impact on the global economy????!?!

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It all started on an Everton forum this morning

 

Indeed it did... although it wasn't on the forum, but on the actual site itself... not sure if this adds more validity to it or not though?

 

Its fine though as i've been reliably informed on here that NO player would EVER choose my small time shite tin pot club over the mighty Bacelona of the North East. Or would they? :icon_lol:

It makes sense, what player in their right mind would choose little Newcastle over a club with more history than ancient Egypt and ancient Greece put together, a club who's seven letters me more to world sport than any other, a club of such interest and influence their transfer decisions have a major impact on the global economy????!?!

 

 

You get it after all! I think you must have just been teasing me last time :icon_lol:

 

What are you like eh? B)

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Yes and no. A bit like Everton.

 

 

I thought we were bland, a bit meh, tin pot and small time?

 

How can I learn from you guys when you all contradict each other? :icon_lol::icon_lol:

You're a bit like Brimham Rocks. Played a small part in British history, old, tired, and people forget they're even there now.

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Yes and no. A bit like Everton.

 

 

I thought we were bland, a bit meh, tin pot and small time?

 

How can I learn from you guys when you all contradict each other? :icon_lol::icon_lol:

If I was contradicting something I'd previously said, you might have had a point there.

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I'm oot.

Bit harsh on yourself, Gateshead.

 

If we sign this kid I think it's clear he's not going to be first choice anyway, all I know of him is he got sent off with a ridiculously rash challenge against Forest after 2 minutes in play offs, not arsed either way.

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Yes and no. A bit like Everton.

 

 

I thought we were bland, a bit meh, tin pot and small time?

 

How can I learn from you guys when you all contradict each other? :icon_lol::icon_lol:

If I was contradicting something I'd previously said, you might have had a point there.

 

But you all keep saying different things... I need to learn from you guys and see the error of my ways. How can I do that if you dont all sing from the same hymn sheet?

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I'm oot.

Bit harsh on yourself, Gateshead.

 

If we sign this kid I think it's clear he's not going to be first choice anyway, all I know of him is he got sent off with a ridiculously rash challenge against Forest after 2 minutes in play offs, not arsed either way.

 

Sounds like you're bitter to me :icon_lol:

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Yes and no. A bit like Everton.

 

 

I thought we were bland, a bit meh, tin pot and small time?

 

How can I learn from you guys when you all contradict each other? :icon_lol::icon_lol:

If I was contradicting something I'd previously said, you might have had a point there.

 

But you all keep saying different things... I need to learn from you guys and see the error of my ways. How can I do that if you dont all sing from the same hymn sheet?

I'm sure you used to have half-decent craic. Maybe I'm confusing you with another Everton fan though as we seem to get a few on here, such is our insignificance to you lot.

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Yes and no. A bit like Everton.

 

 

I thought we were bland, a bit meh, tin pot and small time?

 

How can I learn from you guys when you all contradict each other? :icon_lol::icon_lol:

If I was contradicting something I'd previously said, you might have had a point there.

 

But you all keep saying different things... I need to learn from you guys and see the error of my ways. How can I do that if you dont all sing from the same hymn sheet?

I'm sure you used to have half-decent craic. Maybe I'm confusing you with another Everton fan though as we seem to get a few on here, such is our insignificance to you lot.

 

Yeah maybe you're confussing me with another fan... once you've spoken to an Evertonian you've spoken to them all apparently (you see I did learn something the other day).

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