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Well folks it's came, I'm becoming a man on the 1st July and I am celebrating by flying to the land of the pot on the 4th. Jealous? :P

 

Jealous??? :lol::D :D :P Relieved, more like. I was planning on taking mrs hips there mid-June but was panicking a bit until you revealed your date.

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There's your nightlife sorted.

 

It would be like that joke.

 

Kevin goes into a pub and sees his dad having a few drinks with his mate.

 

"Da, da", says Kevin.

"Yes Kevin me lad", says Da.

"Da, I've lost virginity," says Kevin.

Proud as punch dad turns to his mates and says, "this is Kevin my boy and he just popped his cherry!"

"Drinks are on me!"

So dad buys a round and as Kevin picks up his drink, Da asks him to sit down.

"I can't Da, my arse still hurts."

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Going back there in a few weeks 'on the way back' from a festival in France - its a pretty nice place, but its pretty expensive & doesn't really live up to the reputation its managed to establish, although its good fun for a couple of days.

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I shall be there on the 6th but only in transit.

Human Trafficking?

 

Damn straight.....I target vunerable "men" and use them for my own gaines.

 

:lol:

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I shall be there on the 6th but only in transit.

Human Trafficking?

 

Damn straight.....I target vunerable "men" and use them for my own gaines.

 

:lol:

Kevin is safe as houses then

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I shall be there on the 6th but only in transit.

Human Trafficking?

 

Damn straight.....I target vunerable "men" and use them for my own gaines.

 

:lol:

Kevin is safe as houses then

 

A 'safe house' anyway according to his nanna.

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I shall be there on the 6th but only in transit.

Human Trafficking?

 

Damn straight.....I target vunerable "men" and use them for my own gaines.

 

:lol:

Kevin is safe as houses then

 

Alas 99.9% of "men" are safe :D

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I shall be there on the 6th but only in transit.

Human Trafficking?

 

Damn straight.....I target vunerable "men" and use them for my own gaines.

 

:lol:

Kevin is safe as houses then

 

Alas 99.9% of "men" are safe :D

You prefer them stabby?

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There are no real "men"! left in the world.....most not take longer to do their hair then I do.

 

On Geordie Shore he was actually Veeting his chest. Mind I have no objection to a tidy up in places and shaven armpits are a must!

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