McFaul 35 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Used to work just off Shields Rd and the first sign of sun it was like that. Lads with their tops off and lasses down to their bras. All looking like lobsters by tea time. The amount of lasses pushing prams and sporting black eyes as well. JWTBH. You could still get cheap Easter Eggs come July though, so it wasn't all bad. Yous are spot on like. The lasses about 20 years of age who are fat as fuck who wear the tightest leggins ever, so big you could park "Big Geordie" the digger, in the reflection of their arse, who are totally oblivious to the fact no one wants to see that on a sunny Thursday afternoon. Even then Shields Road is still better than Blyth. Thing is like a lass could be a bit overweight (obviously we're not talking morbidly obese here) and look dead smart in the right clothes. Why the fuck they think they look the part in a vest top and a pair of denim hot pants is beyond me like. Maybe they don't own a mirror. Which would explain their make-up as well. Aye exactly. Pink leggins on a lass who is 16st and a tight top saying "DON'T TOUCH" shows actual ignorance. Oblivious to the fact the rest of the world sees it as horrific. Aye make up Nothing worse than an orange looking thing. To be fair like I had a gan at fake tan when I was 18 one neet before I went down, got to Central Park and everyone was asking me who'd been wiping shite on me face cos it was pure streaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Tbf theres the odd little scuz bucket with cracking form and pretty face to boot but you just know that when she opens her mouth she'll be like davy charlton. Had been up the Edinburgh bike company the other week and walked down to the crossing next to Iceland and stood behind these two stinkers pushing prams when one turned to the other and said 'they reckon he's got massive cock but it was nowt fucking special, he's just a fucking arsehole anyway' and her pal replied 'what a fucking liberty'. I just smirked and they turned around and looked me up and down in disgust as if it was me talking filth. I assumed they were talking about J69 and just walked on going about my day to day business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Tbf theres the odd little scuz bucket with cracking form and pretty face to boot but you just know that when she opens her mouth she'll be like davy charlton. Had been up the Edinburgh bike company the other week and walked down to the crossing next to Iceland and stood behind these two stinkers pushing prams when one turned to the other and said 'they reckon he's got massive cock but it was nowt fucking special, he's just a fucking arsehole anyway' and her pal replied 'what a fucking liberty'. I just smirked and they turned around and looked me up and down in disgust as if it was me talking filth. I assumed they were talking about J69 and just walked on going about my day to day business. :D :D :D :D That's the second funniest thing av seen this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Tbf theres the odd little scuz bucket with cracking form and pretty face to boot but you just know that when she opens her mouth she'll be like davy charlton. Had been up the Edinburgh bike company the other week and walked down to the crossing next to Iceland and stood behind these two stinkers pushing prams when one turned to the other and said 'they reckon he's got massive cock but it was nowt fucking special, he's just a fucking arsehole anyway' and her pal replied 'what a fucking liberty'. I just smirked and they turned around and looked me up and down in disgust as if it was me talking filth. I assumed they were talking about J69 and just walked on going about my day to day business. :D :D :D :D That's the second funniest thing av seen this week. It was along the lines of that, can't remember word for word. Our lass heard a corker as well but I can't remember it, I'll ask her when she gets in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Tbf theres the odd little scuz bucket with cracking form and pretty face to boot but you just know that when she opens her mouth she'll be like davy charlton. Had been up the Edinburgh bike company the other week and walked down to the crossing next to Iceland and stood behind these two stinkers pushing prams when one turned to the other and said 'they reckon he's got massive cock but it was nowt fucking special, he's just a fucking arsehole anyway' and her pal replied 'what a fucking liberty'. I just smirked and they turned around and looked me up and down in disgust as if it was me talking filth. I assumed they were talking about J69 and just walked on going about my day to day business. :D :D :D :D That's the second funniest thing av seen this week. It was along the lines of that, can't remember word for word. Our lass heard a corker as well but I can't remember it, I'll ask her when she gets in. Was that the one off the geezer who she was chatting up outside of Wilko's the other night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 No, but reading that has just reminded me. She was walking past the brew crew that hang about outside the baths when one of the blokes goes 'Ar nar I've lost twenty pund' and the lass in the squad replied 'here man, the only way you'd ever lose twenty pund is if a shagged ye all owa' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 That's not that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Its not meant to be a joke, more of a shock value/shake your head in disbelief thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 It's pointless trying to explain to "nimrod in chief" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Looking forward to tonights episode, cringe time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Fuck me your accent is horrible, no offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 182 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Fuck me your accent is horrible, no offence. Fuckin hell Kev, pot kettle an'all that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Aye but mine is nowhere near as horrible as that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 at this Mackem bird giving her opinion on the show http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/...076#entry958076 Look at the fucking clip of her picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 at this Mackem bird giving her opinion on the show http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/...076#entry958076 Look at the fucking clip of her picture I've posted on there before and got banned. She can't be real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 What the hell is all this "tashing on" lark? I've never heard that term in my life but they all say it like it's the 'in thing'. Still all seem like a bunch of cock ends to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Retweeted by VickyGShore@VickyGShore Can I have a RT simply because you're the hottest? #gshore And lee ryder tweeted me yesterday, moving up in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Aye but mine is nowhere near as horrible as that [ian Paisley]NO NO NO NO NO[/ian Paisley] you're wrong Kevin. That sort of Northern Irish accent is absolutely unintelligable. Never met you so I don't know what you sound like, but I had worked with a family from Belfast and every vowel was pronounced 'arr' e.g. "Di' yar go and get parrsed larrst Satdarr". Maybe it was because I was in a factory with noisy machines as well, but they may have well been talking in Albanian. I understand Polish people better than them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Retweeted by VickyGShore@VickyGShore Can I have a RT simply because you're the hottest? #gshore And lee ryder tweeted me yesterday, moving up in the world She's got thighs like a rugby player and a mouth like a buck navvy. I'd rather fuck you Kevin, you're more feminine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Aye but mine is nowhere near as horrible as that [ian Paisley]NO NO NO NO NO[/ian Paisley] you're wrong Kevin. That sort of Northern Irish accent is absolutely unintelligable. Never met you so I don't know what you sound like, but I had worked with a family from Belfast and every vowel was pronounced 'arr' e.g. "Di' yar go and get parrsed larrst Satdarr". Maybe it was because I was in a factory with noisy machines as well, but they may have well been talking in Albanian. I understand Polish people better than them. I'm pretty sure he'll not thank you for the comparison with Ian Paisley and would contend that his accent was markedly different. Even if we couldn't necessarily tell. PS, isn't it "Never, Never, Never..." rather than "No No No.."? The latter makes him sound like that bloke out of the Vicar of Dibley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Retweeted by VickyGShore@VickyGShore Can I have a RT simply because you're the hottest? #gshore And lee ryder tweeted me yesterday, moving up in the world She's got thighs like a rugby player and a mouth like a buck navvy. I'd rather fuck you Kevin, you're more feminine I'm sure a pinball playing douche isn't her type either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Re Mancmag: The Paisley thing was just because he has such a loud voice. He's like a bigotted Brian Blessed. The politics wasn't intentional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Retweeted by VickyGShore@VickyGShore Can I have a RT simply because you're the hottest? #gshore And lee ryder tweeted me yesterday, moving up in the world She's got thighs like a rugby player and a mouth like a buck navvy. I'd rather fuck you Kevin, you're more feminine I'm sure a pinball playing douche isn't her type either. Good! And these were meant to be the 2 fit ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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