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The missus put it on last night... watched 15 mins of it, she said "its on for an hour"... I made her turn it off

 

How this can be classed as "entertainment" I do not know!

 

Its without a doubt THE worst program I have ever watched on tv... is this what we've "evolved" into? Fuck me I dispair for the human race I really do!

Nothing can make me think "that's fuckin just disgustin crack", but this did cos it's representing this area. I'd jail them personally.

 

Where abouts in Ryton do you live mate, spent a lot of time there recently, its fantastic well the bits near the half moon. You're very lucky, best pizza shop ever too.

 

 

Haha i live in the crappier end, somewhere inbetween the Co-op and Stargate Lane. The village is really nice though, I dont venture down there too often, but sometimes take the dog to The Willows and let him swim in the Tyne and always enjoy walking around there.

 

I can't eat Pizza as intollerant to cheese... just my luck there's a great pizza shop there lol! :lol:

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The missus put it on last night... watched 15 mins of it, she said "its on for an hour"... I made her turn it off

 

How this can be classed as "entertainment" I do not know!

 

Its without a doubt THE worst program I have ever watched on tv... is this what we've "evolved" into? Fuck me I dispair for the human race I really do!

Nothing can make me think "that's fuckin just disgustin crack", but this did cos it's representing this area. I'd jail them personally.

 

Where abouts in Ryton do you live mate, spent a lot of time there recently, its fantastic well the bits near the half moon. You're very lucky, best pizza shop ever too.

 

 

Haha i live in the crappier end, somewhere inbetween the Co-op and Stargate Lane. The village is really nice though, I dont venture down there too often, but sometimes take the dog to The Willows and let him swim in the Tyne and always enjoy walking around there.

 

I can't eat Pizza as intollerant to cheese... just my luck there's a great pizza shop there lol! :lol:

I've fallen in love with the place me like. It's amazing and I didn't even realise how much so. Ye let ya dog swim in the Tyne?!?!?! What's it called Goodhew? People have died there man! Stargate chippy is canny though!

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Isn't Ryton south of the river?

Aye but the way the crow flies its two miles from me, and its an amazing place. There are exceptions to every rule :lol: PLUS before Tyne & Wear came in to play, Ryton was Northumberland same as Prudhoe, while Blaydon across was DURHAM.

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Isn't Ryton south of the river?

Aye but the way the crow flies its two miles from me, and its an amazing place. There are exceptions to every rule :lol: PLUS before Tyne & Wear came in to play, Ryton was Northumberland same as Prudhoe, while Blaydon across was DURHAM.

Not that I actually give a shit or was I being serious but it used to be in Co. Durham.

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Isn't Ryton south of the river?

Aye but the way the crow flies its two miles from me, and its an amazing place. There are exceptions to every rule :lol: PLUS before Tyne & Wear came in to play, Ryton was Northumberland same as Prudhoe, while Blaydon across was DURHAM.

Not that I actually give a shit or was I being serious but it used to be in Co. Durham.

Prudhoe's 2 mile away and that's been Northumberland for 300 years. Well anyway, I class Ryton as Northumberland, there ye are, and I was only being part serious. It's actually a hidden gem of Tyneside the village imo.

 

Also why the fuck is Whickham classed as Newcastle on letters?

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The missus put it on last night... watched 15 mins of it, she said "its on for an hour"... I made her turn it off

 

How this can be classed as "entertainment" I do not know!

 

Its without a doubt THE worst program I have ever watched on tv... is this what we've "evolved" into? Fuck me I dispair for the human race I really do!

Nothing can make me think "that's fuckin just disgustin crack", but this did cos it's representing this area. I'd jail them personally.

 

Where abouts in Ryton do you live mate, spent a lot of time there recently, its fantastic well the bits near the half moon. You're very lucky, best pizza shop ever too.

 

 

Haha i live in the crappier end, somewhere inbetween the Co-op and Stargate Lane. The village is really nice though, I dont venture down there too often, but sometimes take the dog to The Willows and let him swim in the Tyne and always enjoy walking around there.

 

I can't eat Pizza as intollerant to cheese... just my luck there's a great pizza shop there lol! :D

I've fallen in love with the place me like. It's amazing and I didn't even realise how much so. Ye let ya dog swim in the Tyne?!?!?! What's it called Goodhew? People have died there man! Stargate chippy is canny though!

 

 

Aye its pretty nice like, tbh though i'm wanting to move at some point in the future though and go back to County Durham... fancy a bit more countryside and live in a village rather than a town (although Ryton is hardly the worlds biggest town!)

 

Its pretty cheap over my way tbh though if you can handle living on the "wrong side of the tracks" i.e. the Co-op side... 3 bed semi's round my way have gone for as little as £85,000 over the last couple of years, although prices are more around the £100,000 mark on average. The village is a different story all together though with houses generally being in the £300,00 - £400,000 bracket!

 

The dog eats plastic, stones, cow shit, rubber, carpet, cement, wood, coal, footballs... I think his stomach is strong enough to resist even the tyne's mighty germs lol! :lol:

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Isn't Ryton south of the river?

Aye but the way the crow flies its two miles from me, and its an amazing place. There are exceptions to every rule :D PLUS before Tyne & Wear came in to play, Ryton was Northumberland same as Prudhoe, while Blaydon across was DURHAM.

Not that I actually give a shit or was I being serious but it used to be in Co. Durham.

Prudhoe's 2 mile away and that's been Northumberland for 300 years. Well anyway, I class Ryton as Northumberland, there ye are, and I was only being part serious. It's actually a hidden gem of Tyneside the village imo.

 

Also why the fuck is Whickham classed as Newcastle on letters?

Prudhoe's over the border though :D The Tyne forms the county boundary (or it did) until the Stanley Burn enters it. Nice area though. Prudhoe's a bit weird imo like so I wouldn't push that too far if I was you :lol:

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Isn't Ryton south of the river?

Aye but the way the crow flies its two miles from me, and its an amazing place. There are exceptions to every rule :D PLUS before Tyne & Wear came in to play, Ryton was Northumberland same as Prudhoe, while Blaydon across was DURHAM.

Not that I actually give a shit or was I being serious but it used to be in Co. Durham.

Prudhoe's 2 mile away and that's been Northumberland for 300 years. Well anyway, I class Ryton as Northumberland, there ye are, and I was only being part serious. It's actually a hidden gem of Tyneside the village imo.

 

Also why the fuck is Whickham classed as Newcastle on letters?

Prudhoe's over the border though :DThe Tyne forms the county boundary (or it did) until the Stanley Burn enters it. Nice area though. Prudhoe's a bit weird imo like so I wouldn't push that too far if I was you :lol:

You are either one of the few people on Tyneside who is more knowledgable than me, or you're fuckin fantastic on the old google :D

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It's on the old antique maps you can get. Or some of them anyway. I used to be fascinated by maps as a kid. What a fucking dweeb tbh.

And Gateshead's in Durham btw :lol:

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It's on the old antique maps you can get. Or some of them anyway. I used to be fascinated by maps as a kid. What a fucking dweeb tbh.

And Gateshead's in Durham btw :lol:

Well I know that and I was that type of dweeb as well, I was just unclear where Durham and Northumberland ended and began south of the Tyne.

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It's on the old antique maps you can get. Or some of them anyway. I used to be fascinated by maps as a kid. What a fucking dweeb tbh.

And Gateshead's in Durham btw :lol:

Well I know that and I was that type of dweeb as well, I was just unclear where Durham and Northumberland ended and began south of the Tyne.

Just mentioned the Gateshead bit to wind-up the residents :D

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It's on the old antique maps you can get. Or some of them anyway. I used to be fascinated by maps as a kid. What a fucking dweeb tbh.

And Gateshead's in Durham btw :lol:

Well I know that and I was that type of dweeb as well, I was just unclear where Durham and Northumberland ended and began south of the Tyne.

Just mentioned the Gateshead bit to wind-up the residents :D

Historically with Sunderland being the big team of Durham, Gateshead had 8 Sunderland fans to 1 Newcastle fan I read. Even more so when we voted Gateshead out the league.

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No idea if that's true but I would think, seeing as it's a lot closer to Newcastle then the opposite would be the case. Fortunately they don't talk like mackems either.

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It's on the old antique maps you can get. Or some of them anyway. I used to be fascinated by maps as a kid. What a fucking dweeb tbh.

And Gateshead's in Durham btw :lol:

Well I know that and I was that type of dweeb as well, I was just unclear where Durham and Northumberland ended and began south of the Tyne.

Just mentioned the Gateshead bit to wind-up the residents :D

Historically with Sunderland being the big team of Durham, Gateshead had 8 Sunderland fans to 1 Newcastle fan I read. Even more so when we voted Gateshead out the league.

 

I think this idea of SAFC being "Durham's team" is more of a modern SMB myth than anything else Stevie. I think most people's allegiance was more to do with following their Dad's team than basing it on geography - obviously as someone who was born in Co. Durham as was and closer to Roker than SJP I can say it was certainly not the case for me or any other NUFC fans from Shields I know.

 

Gateshead is a funny one due to them having a biggish team of their own but when I used to to matches with the old supporters club when I first started I did know loads of lads from there who were Newcastle through and through - and I'd also add that when I started going by train I made many friends from other parts of Co. Durham as far south as Darlo as well so as I said I don't think its clear cut.

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Really? How?

 

I've never seen any of these non-reality, reality shows but I can certainly say they're not my thing. With these shows, how can they be described as anything other than the cheapest kind of soap since they have scriptwriters, a battery of producers and so on? Personally I think it is a wheeze so they don't have to pay wages for real actors.

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I support NUFC because my Dad does. He's from Blyth, which ironically is full of Sunderland fans!

Pockets of Sunderland fans all over Northumberland due to Durham mining familes then people following their Dad's/Grandad's club. Never knew Blyth was a hot spot like.

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I support NUFC because my Dad does. He's from Blyth, which ironically is full of Sunderland fans!

Pockets of Sunderland fans all over Northumberland due to Durham mining familes then people following their Dad's/Grandad's club. Never knew Blyth was a hot spot like.

Very strange noticably ugly people in Blyth. Biggest heroin town in the western world per head as well.

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I support NUFC because my Dad does. He's from Blyth, which ironically is full of Sunderland fans!

Pockets of Sunderland fans all over Northumberland due to Durham mining familes then people following their Dad's/Grandad's club. Never knew Blyth was a hot spot like.

Very strange noticably ugly people in Blyth. Biggest heroin town in the western world per head as well.

 

you can't resist a dig at j60 can you? :lol:

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I support NUFC because my Dad does. He's from Blyth, which ironically is full of Sunderland fans!

Pockets of Sunderland fans all over Northumberland due to Durham mining familes then people following their Dad's/Grandad's club. Never knew Blyth was a hot spot like.

Very strange noticably ugly people in Blyth. Biggest heroin town in the western world per head as well.

 

you can't resist a dig at j60 can you? :lol:

That's not a dig at J69, he knows am right, walk about in Blyth right look around at the faces and it makes Shields Road feel like the Sunset Strip in comparison. I think Blyth is a mistake of a place it serves no purpose.

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I support NUFC because my Dad does. He's from Blyth, which ironically is full of Sunderland fans!

Pockets of Sunderland fans all over Northumberland due to Durham mining familes then people following their Dad's/Grandad's club. Never knew Blyth was a hot spot like.

Very strange noticably ugly people in Blyth. Biggest heroin town in the western world per head as well.

 

you can't resist a dig at j60 can you? :lol:

That's not a dig at J69, he knows am right, walk about in Blyth right look around at the faces and it makes Shields Road feel like the Sunset Strip in comparison. I think Blyth is a mistake of a place it serves no purpose.

 

Was like sunset strip yesterday, all the tramps walking about with no tops on drinking cans, depressing viewing

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Used to work just off Shields Rd and the first sign of sun it was like that. Lads with their tops off and lasses down to their bras. All looking like lobsters by tea time. The amount of lasses pushing prams and sporting black eyes as well. JWTBH. You could still get cheap Easter Eggs come July though, so it wasn't all bad.

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Used to work just off Shields Rd and the first sign of sun it was like that. Lads with their tops off and lasses down to their bras. All looking like lobsters by tea time. The amount of lasses pushing prams and sporting black eyes as well. JWTBH. You could still get cheap Easter Eggs come July though, so it wasn't all bad.

Yous are spot on like. The lasses about 20 years of age who are fat as fuck who wear the tightest leggins ever, so big you could park "Big Geordie" the digger, in the reflection of their arse, who are totally oblivious to the fact no one wants to see that on a sunny Thursday afternoon. Even then Shields Road is still better than Blyth.

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Used to work just off Shields Rd and the first sign of sun it was like that. Lads with their tops off and lasses down to their bras. All looking like lobsters by tea time. The amount of lasses pushing prams and sporting black eyes as well. JWTBH. You could still get cheap Easter Eggs come July though, so it wasn't all bad.

Yous are spot on like. The lasses about 20 years of age who are fat as fuck who wear the tightest leggins ever, so big you could park "Big Geordie" the digger, in the reflection of their arse, who are totally oblivious to the fact no one wants to see that on a sunny Thursday afternoon. Even then Shields Road is still better than Blyth.

:lol: Thing is like a lass could be a bit overweight (obviously we're not talking morbidly obese here) and look dead smart in the right clothes. Why the fuck they think they look the part in a vest top and a pair of denim hot pants is beyond me like. Maybe they don't own a mirror. Which would explain their make-up as well.

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