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Awful, cringeworthy, horrible people .... And yet strangely compelling viewing.

 

Funny how the three lads on steroids all bullied the only normal looking one out of the lot of them for not being an inflated beefcake with orange skin.

 

Those women - fuck me, all revolting. How bad was the one puked up and pissed herself after about 5 minutes.

 

The mrs was watching it with her jaw on the floor. We're both from the region and can't remember any characters like that in our day.

 

What was the crack with the riverside? That wasn't the riverside club i remember.

 

Hideous. And yet something tells me I'll be tend in next time too.

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Awful, cringeworthy, horrible people .... And yet strangely compelling viewing.

 

Funny how the three lads on steroids all bullied the only normal looking one out of the lot of them for not being an inflated beefcake with orange skin.

 

Those women - fuck me, all revolting. How bad was the one puked up and pissed herself after about 5 minutes.

 

The mrs was watching it with her jaw on the floor. We're both from the region and can't remember any characters like that in our day.

 

What was the crack with the riverside? That wasn't the riverside club i remember.

 

Hideous. And yet something tells me I'll be tend in next time too.

 

 

The 3 blokes in question remind me of my old mates I had up until about 21 - bar the muscles and fake tan.

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The best looking one is a mackem, say nee more. That cunt on about having a big cock as well, dear me. It is literally the worst television in a generation. I'd rather watch fat Kinga fuck her sel with a bottle of Lambrusco than this even.

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That cunt on about having a big cock as well, dear me.

 

Didn't know J69 was in this

I don't think he is. He'd have the camera's around the Hancock and Discovery Museum if he was on.

 

Only kiddin volvic lover ;)

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To be fair J69 would be a much better representative of Newcastle than any of these. That illustrates the show better than any other sentence written about it so far.

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To be fair J69 would be a much better representative of Newcastle than any of these. That illustrates the show better than any other sentence written about it so far.

Anyone know where I can watch some of it online? I know I'll regret it but it can't be worse than the cuntfest that is 'the only way is the hills in chelsea city's laguna beach'

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The missus put it on last night... watched 15 mins of it, she said "its on for an hour"... I made her turn it off

 

How this can be classed as "entertainment" I do not know!

 

Its without a doubt THE worst program I have ever watched on tv... is this what we've "evolved" into? Fuck me I dispair for the human race I really do!

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The missus put it on last night... watched 15 mins of it, she said "its on for an hour"... I made her turn it off

 

How this can be classed as "entertainment" I do not know!

 

Its without a doubt THE worst program I have ever watched on tv... is this what we've "evolved" into? Fuck me I dispair for the human race I really do!

Nothing can make me think "that's fuckin just disgustin crack", but this did cos it's representing this area. I'd jail them personally.

 

Where abouts in Ryton do you live mate, spent a lot of time there recently, its fantastic well the bits near the half moon. You're very lucky, best pizza shop ever too.

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The women must have just been scraped out the gutter with a dangled 'fame' carrot held in front of them. Filthy minging sluts! And why do they all look exactly the same???

 

You know my cousin Dan?

 

His lass was best mates with the one from South Shields all through school.

 

:lol:

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Should've done a Mersey Shore. It would've rhymed and everything.

 

Probably realised they couldn't afford to replace the cameras each week.

 

Besides, "Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhseh" doesn't rhyme with "Jersey".

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Should've done a Mersey Shore. It would've rhymed and everything.

 

Probably realised they couldn't afford to replace the cameras each week.

 

Besides, "Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhseh" doesn't rhyme with "Jersey".

 

 

Does Liverpool have a shore?

 

I thought it was a port.

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Should've done a Mersey Shore. It would've rhymed and everything.

 

Probably realised they couldn't afford to replace the cameras each week.

 

Besides, "Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhseh" doesn't rhyme with "Jersey".

 

 

Does Liverpool have a shore?

 

I thought it was a port.

 

Does Newcastle? :lol:

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