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:lol: "Do it for Quinny, Catts and Superkev."

 

The club legends invoked to demonstrate Sunderland's history.

"Hawaya man! Do it for Reuwaben Agbewala, Shaun Cunnington and Curly Gordon Armstrong!"

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Superkev England flop.

8 caps 0 goals.

Chris Lawler,the Liverpool fulback from the 60s.4 caps 1 goal.

Ugo Ehiogu,the Villa central defender.4 caps 1 goal.

Paul Goddard,David Nugent and Francis Jeffers.1 goal each having come on as sub.

Paul Walsh,David Hurst and Danny Wallace.All scored a goal whilst winning fewer caps than ratboy.

Quite a few more.The makem claim that he wasn't given a chance just doesn't stand up .

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Superkev England flop.

8 caps 0 goals.

Chris Lawler,the Liverpool fulback from the 60s.4 caps 1 goal.

Ugo Ehiogu,the Villa central defender.4 caps 1 goal.

Paul Goddard,David Nugent and Francis Jeffers.1 goal each having come on as sub.

Paul Walsh,David Hurst and Danny Wallace.All scored a goal whilst winning fewer caps than ratboy.

Quite a few more.The makem claim that he wasn't given a chance just doesn't stand up .

Why do you post about the mackems more than you do about Newcastle?

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Because i'm always guaranteed at least one reply.

Is that the aim?

 

Jesus... That's unbearably sad.

 

Here, have a picture of two corgis terrified of a large vegetable to jam some whimsical happiness into your joyless barren existence.

 

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Gee thanks.Any more ?

You'd like more pictures of two corgis afraid of a huge vegetable?

 

It's this obsessive nature that worries me if you were ever to discover drugs, alcohol or gambling.

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The makems have another cheating bastard i noticed last night.He goes by the name of Khazri.Yes the foot was high by the Man City player,and yes,it may have made contact with Khazri's shoulder,well he thought it did because he stretched out his arm and held his shoulder,then he decided the contact was with his head and over the cheating twat went.You have been warned.Oh, and another thing about him,he was putting in some cracking inswinging corners but apart from that he was shite.

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50 other mackem slates, made me smile.

 

The Derby

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Some Mackem Bits

Terry Butchers Mackem Commandos On Enemy Territory Pre-derby team talk (1993) complete with crew cuts like the Paras. Kevin Ball loved it.

 

Classy Pitch Invasions and Kids From Fame Dances on the Cinder track.

 

Ground staff and mental breakdowns in front of the away end

 

The delicious irony of Youve Never Won Fuck All

 

The FTM Industry

 

Michael Grays new accent

 

The imagery used for Sunderlands World Cup bid

 

The SR-free postal addresses of Sunderland AFC's Players and Management

 

Black Cats

 

I wished to God our Fans were as good as those at Newcastle! - Tom Cowie

 

Sunderland fans regularly drinking in Newcastle pubs

 

Sugar Puff boycotts

 

Teenage charva posturing at St Peters Metro Station

 

Peter Reid biting at the SoS

 

Vandalism of adidas advertising nr Wearmouth Bridge

 

Grown Men (Mackems) assaulting Newcastle Schoolboys at Central Station After A Derby

 

Sunderland fans refusing to visit Newcastle for anything, ever

 

I see you have still had no luck in catching me

 

Newcastle is a bigger club than Sunderland and it always has been - Bob Murray

 

Sunderland fans writing FTM on the back of shit house doors in Newcastle pubs.

 

The irony of SoS regulars referring to SJP as the landfill

 

Kieron Richardsons Bentley

 

Stadium of Light

 

Gordon Armstrongs spots

 

Anton Ferdinands gambling prowess

 

To See The Sunderland Aces

 

Sunderland is the biggest city between Leeds and Edinburgh - Bob Murray

 

Marco Gabbiadinis facial warts

 

Peter Reid biting at The Reebok

 

Sunderland Til I Die AKA Sunderland Til Half Time (SJP, 31/Oct/10)

 

Peter Reids Bodyguard in the SoS dug-out

 

Bob Murrays Gold Taps

 

Hes Nearly Dead!

 

Black Cats, Top Dogs

 

Mrs Kevin Phillips

 

Sunderlands unquestioning devotion to a US Hedge Fund Investor.

 

Howard Wilkinsons Press Conferences

 

2-1 T-Shirts

 

Sunderland's amusing civic and bitter envy of Tyneside

 

The continuing, all-consuming, small time obsessive hatred of Alan Shearer

 

Mick McCarthys Press Conferences

 

We will have one more seat than SJP

 

Bob Murray glassed by a Mackem in a Newcastle Curry House

 

Titus Brambles way with the ladies

 

Lee Clarks t-shirts

 

Record Points Lows

 

Well Meet Again

 

Lance the Fishmonger in Premier Passions

 

Sunderlands Boozed Up Britain night-life

 

Kevin Ball laid out in Julies

 

Jackie Is Dead!

 

Sunderland fan setting fireworks off from his arse with hilarious results

 

Gillingham

 

The must-visit National Glass Centre

 

Charlie Hurleys legend status

 

Phil Brown, Sunderland fan

 

Sunderland junior players shooting locals with air guns

 

John Oster blinding Mark Maley with an air-gun

 

Derek Fergusons driving skills

 

Richard Ords nights out in South Shields

 

Steve Cram, Steven Fry-like after dinner raconteur

 

Stadium In A Flat Pack

 

Kevin Balls classy patter to Glenn Roeder at an Academy Derby

 

Gary Rowells legend status

 

Clive Mendonca

 

Kevin Kilbane RIP Graffiti on the bridge to the SoS

 

Gary Bennetts towering intellect

 

Lawrie McMenemys Gas Bill

 

Bob Murrays mogadon voice

 

Micky Horswills IQ

 

Empty Pink Seats

 

The civic pride generated by Take That at the SoS

 

Waiting for Kevin Ball to join HMF now the country is at war as he previously promised. Hes hard.

 

Sunderlands copy-cat Newcastle United-like club crest

 

Sorensens Shearer Penalty save voted the greatest ever moment in Sunderlands entire history

 

Don Goodman in Market St Nick

 

SundIREland

 

Hard man John Kay (sighs)

 

Fattest Fans in the PL - NHS Choices Survey 2010

 

Sunderland fans racist abuse of Darren Bents mother

 

Lee Cattermoles Bad Shoes

 

Kevin Balls classy testimonials to court hearings

 

1960s Financial Irregularities

 

Sunderlands lamentable attempts at piss-taking card displays in derbies

 

Eric Gates mush

 

SAFC - The biggest club in Ireland. Apparrently.

 

Jordan Henderson's "difficult" England debut

 

Seamus the goal is too big McDonagh

 

Highest Teenage Pregnancy Rate in Europe

 

Lilian Laslandes in Market St Nick

 

Sunderland's weird friends in the press

 

Liam Lawrences Home Movies

 

Roy Keanes nailed on managerial greatness

 

Mackem pronunciation of Reuben Agboola

 

Kevin Kyles goal celebration

 

Kevin Kyle

 

Gary Bennetts legend status

 

Steve Bruces big match temperament

 

Steve Bruces prodigious appetite

 

Steve Bruces unexplained facial lesions

 

Steve Bruces fondness for an elasticated waist

 

Steve Bruces enormous head

 

Steve Bruces Scenty bottle accent

 

Steve Bruces uncanny resemblance to Mrs Doubtfire

 

Sunderland's enduring loathing of Jimmy Hill

 

Nonsense Stories About BBC Sound men Looking For Amplification of the Crowd Noise At Joker Park

 

Sunderlands City status

 

30K At Man City ..... and on and on and on ...

 

They have had discussions about starting to raise between £75,000-£80,000 for the purchase of a bronze sculpture of Charlie Hurley.

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They have had discussions about starting to raise between £75,000-£80,000 for the purchase of a bronze sculpture of Charlie Hurley.

The equivalent of us raising money for a statue of John McNamee or John Anderson. Popular players, absolutely, but howay. Desperate club.
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