Howmanheyman 33231 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 "Do it for Quinny, Catts and Superkev." The club legends invoked to demonstrate Sunderland's history. "Hawaya man! Do it for Reuwaben Agbewala, Shaun Cunnington and Curly Gordon Armstrong!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Superkev England flop. 8 caps 0 goals. Chris Lawler,the Liverpool fulback from the 60s.4 caps 1 goal. Ugo Ehiogu,the Villa central defender.4 caps 1 goal. Paul Goddard,David Nugent and Francis Jeffers.1 goal each having come on as sub. Paul Walsh,David Hurst and Danny Wallace.All scored a goal whilst winning fewer caps than ratboy. Quite a few more.The makem claim that he wasn't given a chance just doesn't stand up . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Superkev England flop. 8 caps 0 goals. Chris Lawler,the Liverpool fulback from the 60s.4 caps 1 goal. Ugo Ehiogu,the Villa central defender.4 caps 1 goal. Paul Goddard,David Nugent and Francis Jeffers.1 goal each having come on as sub. Paul Walsh,David Hurst and Danny Wallace.All scored a goal whilst winning fewer caps than ratboy. Quite a few more.The makem claim that he wasn't given a chance just doesn't stand up . Why do you post about the mackems more than you do about Newcastle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Because i'm always guaranteed at least one reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Because i'm always guaranteed at least one reply. Is that the aim? Jesus... That's unbearably sad. Here, have a picture of two corgis terrified of a large vegetable to jam some whimsical happiness into your joyless barren existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Gee thanks.Any more ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Gee thanks.Any more ? You'd like more pictures of two corgis afraid of a huge vegetable? It's this obsessive nature that worries me if you were ever to discover drugs, alcohol or gambling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 More corgis and some inbred vegetables. Wibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2967 Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Royal Flush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 31, 2016 Author Share Posted January 31, 2016 You can guarantee not one of them thick cunts have heard of him, yet he's the new Maradona. They are the first to jump on our new signings, fickle unwashed bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Yeah overpaying on shit players from the French league Really glad we don't do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Kharzi.So they've signed a shithouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 If only someone had noticed that a few posts earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 If only someone had noticed that a few posts earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2967 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Just missing her Miss Sunderland sash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I'd like to think that like Young Kenny from Phoenix Nights that she's still walking round with her face painted like that to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 The makems have another cheating bastard i noticed last night.He goes by the name of Khazri.Yes the foot was high by the Man City player,and yes,it may have made contact with Khazri's shoulder,well he thought it did because he stretched out his arm and held his shoulder,then he decided the contact was with his head and over the cheating twat went.You have been warned.Oh, and another thing about him,he was putting in some cracking inswinging corners but apart from that he was shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You have been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2967 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You have been warned. What is the threat level? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2967 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Emmanuel Eboue is training with the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2967 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 50 other mackem slates, made me smile. The Derby sa Some Mackem Bits Terry Butchers Mackem Commandos On Enemy Territory Pre-derby team talk (1993) complete with crew cuts like the Paras. Kevin Ball loved it. Classy Pitch Invasions and Kids From Fame Dances on the Cinder track. Ground staff and mental breakdowns in front of the away end The delicious irony of Youve Never Won Fuck All The FTM Industry Michael Grays new accent The imagery used for Sunderlands World Cup bid The SR-free postal addresses of Sunderland AFC's Players and Management Black Cats I wished to God our Fans were as good as those at Newcastle! - Tom Cowie Sunderland fans regularly drinking in Newcastle pubs Sugar Puff boycotts Teenage charva posturing at St Peters Metro Station Peter Reid biting at the SoS Vandalism of adidas advertising nr Wearmouth Bridge Grown Men (Mackems) assaulting Newcastle Schoolboys at Central Station After A Derby Sunderland fans refusing to visit Newcastle for anything, ever I see you have still had no luck in catching me Newcastle is a bigger club than Sunderland and it always has been - Bob Murray Sunderland fans writing FTM on the back of shit house doors in Newcastle pubs. The irony of SoS regulars referring to SJP as the landfill Kieron Richardsons Bentley Stadium of Light Gordon Armstrongs spots Anton Ferdinands gambling prowess To See The Sunderland Aces Sunderland is the biggest city between Leeds and Edinburgh - Bob Murray Marco Gabbiadinis facial warts Peter Reid biting at The Reebok Sunderland Til I Die AKA Sunderland Til Half Time (SJP, 31/Oct/10) Peter Reids Bodyguard in the SoS dug-out Bob Murrays Gold Taps Hes Nearly Dead! Black Cats, Top Dogs Mrs Kevin Phillips Sunderlands unquestioning devotion to a US Hedge Fund Investor. Howard Wilkinsons Press Conferences 2-1 T-Shirts Sunderland's amusing civic and bitter envy of Tyneside The continuing, all-consuming, small time obsessive hatred of Alan Shearer Mick McCarthys Press Conferences We will have one more seat than SJP Bob Murray glassed by a Mackem in a Newcastle Curry House Titus Brambles way with the ladies Lee Clarks t-shirts Record Points Lows Well Meet Again Lance the Fishmonger in Premier Passions Sunderlands Boozed Up Britain night-life Kevin Ball laid out in Julies Jackie Is Dead! Sunderland fan setting fireworks off from his arse with hilarious results Gillingham The must-visit National Glass Centre Charlie Hurleys legend status Phil Brown, Sunderland fan Sunderland junior players shooting locals with air guns John Oster blinding Mark Maley with an air-gun Derek Fergusons driving skills Richard Ords nights out in South Shields Steve Cram, Steven Fry-like after dinner raconteur Stadium In A Flat Pack Kevin Balls classy patter to Glenn Roeder at an Academy Derby Gary Rowells legend status Clive Mendonca Kevin Kilbane RIP Graffiti on the bridge to the SoS Gary Bennetts towering intellect Lawrie McMenemys Gas Bill Bob Murrays mogadon voice Micky Horswills IQ Empty Pink Seats The civic pride generated by Take That at the SoS Waiting for Kevin Ball to join HMF now the country is at war as he previously promised. Hes hard. Sunderlands copy-cat Newcastle United-like club crest Sorensens Shearer Penalty save voted the greatest ever moment in Sunderlands entire history Don Goodman in Market St Nick SundIREland Hard man John Kay (sighs) Fattest Fans in the PL - NHS Choices Survey 2010 Sunderland fans racist abuse of Darren Bents mother Lee Cattermoles Bad Shoes Kevin Balls classy testimonials to court hearings 1960s Financial Irregularities Sunderlands lamentable attempts at piss-taking card displays in derbies Eric Gates mush SAFC - The biggest club in Ireland. Apparrently. Jordan Henderson's "difficult" England debut Seamus the goal is too big McDonagh Highest Teenage Pregnancy Rate in Europe Lilian Laslandes in Market St Nick Sunderland's weird friends in the press Liam Lawrences Home Movies Roy Keanes nailed on managerial greatness Mackem pronunciation of Reuben Agboola Kevin Kyles goal celebration Kevin Kyle Gary Bennetts legend status Steve Bruces big match temperament Steve Bruces prodigious appetite Steve Bruces unexplained facial lesions Steve Bruces fondness for an elasticated waist Steve Bruces enormous head Steve Bruces Scenty bottle accent Steve Bruces uncanny resemblance to Mrs Doubtfire Sunderland's enduring loathing of Jimmy Hill Nonsense Stories About BBC Sound men Looking For Amplification of the Crowd Noise At Joker Park Sunderlands City status 30K At Man City ..... and on and on and on ... They have had discussions about starting to raise between £75,000-£80,000 for the purchase of a bronze sculpture of Charlie Hurley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 They have had discussions about starting to raise between £75,000-£80,000 for the purchase of a bronze sculpture of Charlie Hurley. The equivalent of us raising money for a statue of John McNamee or John Anderson. Popular players, absolutely, but howay. Desperate club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I know we haven't had that many ourselves but the only player they've had with the stature required for a statue is Raich Carter imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Len Shackleton mebbies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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