catmag 336 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Top tip: If you make your 2 nice gardeners fried egg sarnies and endless cups of tea they'll sort the front garden out as well as the back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 innuendo overload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21580 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 translation: they'll fill you out like an application Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A little bird tells me she's trying to entice them back tomorrow as well. "You've left something behind petal" indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A little bird tells me she's trying to entice them back tomorrow as well. "You've left something behind petal" indeed... Are you Facebook stalking me?! That's genuine, that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Aye aye. "It's a black.... connector.... thingummy? You know. One of them. It's definitely yours. I'll be home all morning!" ....I am in so much trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Shithead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 You can fuck off aswell!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 The sun has come out in Sitges after 2 days of rain, it's been as hot and sticky as Cath's gusset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 How very rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 It's going to be a bit moist at the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4544 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I've got plenty of seed if you need some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 My knobweed is just poking through now. Think I might nip out and give it a tug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2900 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I want a walk-in freezer right about now. 36º C in the shade currently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32127 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Going to that Chiili-fest in Seaton Delaval on Sunday so hoping it's dry and nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 You'll be needing Ohhh Yeah's walk-in freezer for your arsehole on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32127 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Been taking some tips already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 "Just the tip, honest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Going to that Chiili-fest in Seaton Delaval on Sunday so hoping it's dry and nice. Going on Saturday, which currently looks better than Sunday weather-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32127 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Going on Saturday, which currently looks better than Sunday weather-wise. Wasn't too bad to be honest, never rained once and brightened up a bit in the afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Wasn't too bad to be honest, never rained once and brightened up a bit in the afternoon. Read a passive aggressive rant on Facebook from my sister. She was delighted that people were taking an interest in local events, but is worried their cars would be damaged when parked near my parents house because there are a few tight corners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32127 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Read a passive aggressive rant on Facebook from my sister. She was delighted that people were taking an interest in local events, but is worried their cars would be damaged when parked near my parents house because there are a few tight corners. Got dropped off by my Dad. Was a canny day only spoiled by some knacker called Kriss Kross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Got dropped off by my Dad. Was a canny day only spoiled by some knacker called Kriss Kross. You see one of them died? Such a waste of undoubted genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4544 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Nhs at our lasses place been emailed with a torrential rain downpoor for two hours tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 When it rains, it poors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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